A: If you tell a girl that your hobby is computer games, you can hear her vagina clogging.

I don’t get bored...I watch the movie...the Duchess...all impressed. I love 18th century movies.

Sergey: and the films of the 18th century are cool -) generally antique cinema rolls =)

I’m more interesting to watch them than they’re shooting now...sex is completely meaningless all...) and the 18th century...history.

Sergey: It’s all right...

xxx: We need you to fold two catalogues. 80 pages and 200 titles.
YYY: Not a question. Rubles and two weeks.
XXX: The catalogues should go out of print after tomorrow.
YYY: Then ##### rubles and 20 grams of coke.

The playlist!! At first I did not notice!) is :
Aria - "The Colosseum"
The Colosseum - "The Pilgrim"
Pilgrim - "Revelation of engines"
Motorhead – "Love Me Forever"

For Catholics, contraception is considered a sin.
But they have churches with benches.

In the car, in addition to the driver, there are 3 other girls 30+.
One (1) of them speaks to a friend (2) by phone:

1) Where are you? We have one boy and three girls here.

2) All three girls?! to

(1) - Unfortunately no longer whole... but only three... ups...

Today was a witness to the work of our brave police:
On the platform of the subway runs a guy with a cage in his hands. After him is a decent man in a suit (evidently the owner of this case). On the platform, law enforcement guards walk in the face of four police officers and a dog.
The guy running past them with the case, apparently assessing the confusion on the faces of the police and trying to help the latter understand the situation, screams on the run, hold the thief, pointing his hand to the side of the pursuit.
What would you think? They arrested him! Man in costume!

But most of all in this situation, for some reason, I regret not the man who lost the case.
Sadly the service dog, the only one who correctly assessed the situation and was already rushed into the pursuit, but stopped by the elder at the rank with a cry of "stay, you are a stupid animal."

Go to the bathroom, please be careful. The cat is sleeping in the bathroom.
Do I need to wash so that I don’t get wet?

The task: make a mark on the map in the form of a cross
< cross.png

> let it blink again
< cross_blink.gif

> something is blinking somehow
< cross_blink_fast.gif

> it is still worn. I need to wow!
< cross_blink_faster.gif

> no, it is still sleepy. Really need to be faster.
< cross_blink_really_faster.gif

> Pasha, you will hear me. Fuck it fast. Let the eyes break. As a fire alarm. The word ‘amphetamines’ comes to mind. The Apocalypse, Pasha
< cross_blink_dubstep.gif

c) aphhss

Ne0Nch1c: I have a friend, I play games, well, I'm going to him, and he's nervous that such, runs from the comp to the playstation, a chatt in the joystick ticks, after some time I understood what's going on: this gick, a linouche on the shadow, a win emulator on the linouche, on him in turn a dendi emulator, loaded Mario (the first one) and exhausted with the driver so that all this shit on the blues joystick jumped.

One idiot hired a few other idiots and took off an outspoken slug. Then I put on a sound trail. A group of other idiots, at the other end of the world, expressed their protest, sending to the ancestors a dozen souls, and, most likely, only 1/100 of these idiots are generally aware of the content of the removed straw. Meanwhile, an additional group of other idiots, in one of the largest countries in the world, is about to stop the spread of the dirt by blocking it, creating the illusion of safety.

This world will not be destroyed by terminators, but by idiots.

If you say that, you are probably a humanitarian.
Yyy: Listen, I thought this was a normal chat, why insults? I am a technician.

Dv0rsky: A month ago moved to NTS after several years of using iPhones
Qde5n1k: and what is the impression?
Less looking at men’s ass.

I have a comrade dressed very modestly, there is a car, but he rarely rides on it and tells all the girls when they meet that his mother is a prostitute and his father is an alcoholic and a tunaeater, although in fact his father is a city prosecutor and his mother is the head of the district tax office.

YYY: Yes, good, generally not very decorative)

Summer has passed and I have not lost weight.
Even the iPhone has lost weight, but you don’t.
The iPhone is real and you don’t have it.

A friend of a husband crossed on some deaf road a double consistent, in the bushes they were born. You can’t guess what happened.
Two tickets to the circus.

She: Why do men have the right to judge women by the parameters 90-60-90? What if we? 25 is! And do what you want: chew the carrots, sit on the yeast, even in the "Rastish" make!
He: I’d look at you, like you would look at me, if I’d be putting my unit in the morning.

by Platon:
Socrates’s next statement will be false.
and Socrates:
What Plato said is true.
Thus was born the first troll.

Grammatical errors are in the face, not in the comments. Otherwise, you risk losing a little self-knowing.
222 for the future.
333: A little Volan de Mort?

Letter from an employee:
Subject: Request to restore the file

I deleted the file.

\\Server\Regions\Peter\Do not delete\RESTORED\report.xls

Please restore

thank you!