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[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №87182
 19.09.2013
I will answer:

The morning of the office, with the comp in the columns plays a very easy pleasant rock, the colleague begins to cry to turn it on easier. Unfortunately on the comp was not Breakdown of sanity, which he rotated in the player getting to work. Show me how to say "weight" :)

You are just preventing me from working.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №87181
 19.09.2013
My sister killed a spider. A spider of 5 cm. The monster is short. He asks my son (8 years old) to remove him because he is afraid. And we sort the garbage: in one package, in another biological waste, and it is easier for the son to explain them as "food". After hearing the request:
“Well, I can throw it out, but I don’t know, it’s like food, but it doesn’t.

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