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[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №53619
 19.09.2011
xxx: fucking... at work everyone already knows me by name, and I am in the best case only a person five... I know everyone in the face, and by the names of the figured) and so I constantly get insane )))
yyy: take a small notepad and write it up...)))
zzz: I would be scared if admin wrote me in the notebook :)))

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №53618
 19.09.2011
What a day... ((
WOW: What again?
xxxh: yeah, I almost didn't sleep for a week, I decided under the screams of slides, a friend came in and said that I was a boy. "You dress like a girl, you will meet the prince immediately" Fuck, she grabbed more pink and went.
And what? and what?? to
HHH: What is it? I cross the road, I see a guy watching anything like that, well, I wanted to shine with the kind of sexuality, my nose was shaken, my nose was twisted. And as she clung to the bardior and fell into the grass.
I mean ? ? ? ? ? ?
XHH: roasted in the grass, went home dressed in jeans crosses and went to the universe, not to be my pink chip. and (

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №53617
 19.09.2011
I once before my sister's wedding waited for my wife at home, she was late, I was nervous when I saw her entering the entrance, I went to the venue to meet her for a long time, here I hear a scream from somewhere below, I run down from the fifth floor in a puddle (summer heat) along the way I take off the battery cross. At this time some girls enter the entrance and the doors of the elevator open where my wife whispers wildly. She was stuck and she was scared. But the girls who entered the entrance became much more frightened when they stumbled upon a runner to meet me.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №53616
 19.09.2011
V1tyok
The phone is russified?

by Jura:
It is Russified. Do you really need Russian?and :)

[ + 55 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53615
 19.09.2011
Life is more than one constant clarification of intersex relationships. Tell me that you did not know.

YYY: And still life is an open door into a box of chocolate candy where on the top branch hang inaccessible but lonely apples and you don’t need to get used to eating alone because those shrimp you put out in the sun are shorter life like an eggshell where bacon should be no more heroin than Kurt Cobain vanilla Moscow London space fuck.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №53614
 19.09.2011
...my wife completely herself and the apartment and the house arranged - all the measurements were made by herself, only she communicated with the carrier / assembler, the finish before this was also completely controlled by herself, and everything was fine..."

"If she did all this, then, guy, it was she who married you"

Olo, stereotypical thinking detective! See, another defiled by a normal woman from jealousy could not keep silent 8)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №53613
 19.09.2011
by Mike : : due to the fall of the channel was born the expression- "excellent provider"

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №53612
 19.09.2011
From the Fire:
We had a cat, Phila, in a free walk, came to us already adult, independent, sometimes slept with neighbors on the roof, but when he arbitrarily shared the bed with us, we were dying... one day I wake up on the edge of the bed, my husband on my side, pushing him to move, he is angry with me so: "you what, you don't see!? Philip is asleep!!" and ?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №53611
 19.09.2011
XXX is hello. Find an address for an erotic website.
YYY: Was he hit by porn?
XXX is no. Just the title should reflect that the site is not porn, but erotic.
Tagged with: nasadki.net
XXX is blunt. I seriously...
XXX is busy.

[ + 68 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53610
 19.09.2011
All about the Russian Post.
There are no addresses in the capital of Nicaragua (the streets are not named, there are no house numbers). The envelopes are just written (two quarters from a large tree to the north) and the mail is working! And we have... eeeehhhh...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №53609
 19.09.2011
A discussion on the forum, on the topic that besides the G point there is also a PS point on the other side:
I dropped the research umbrella there many times and every time I found this mysterious object.
No - the umbrella did not drop, and the probe was the matter)
ууу: late, guy, forum already under the table from the presented picture xDDD

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №53608
 19.09.2011
Yesterday I received a notification on the site that I was given a cocktail in poker.
It looked like this: Tatiana, today you have a good day, Eugene gave you an orgasm!
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[ + 47 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53607
 19.09.2011
xxx (00:32:07 19/09/2011)
sps
yyy (00:32:28 19/09/2011)
Say it normal.
xxx (00:32:56 19/09/2011)
Union of Right Forces

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №53606
 19.09.2011
From Habr:
English troll jailed for 18 weeks
During those years, he was banned from accessing Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Bebo and Myspace.

xxx: Now a sociopath who has been violated will have to play over people’s feelings through Google+, Tumblr, and Vimeo.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №53605
 19.09.2011
Answer to:

I am happy, I have a girlfriend, I have a job, I drink beer with friends, I walk, I enjoy real life... And at the same time I am an elephant (night) of the 80th level. I think or something is wrong in my life?"

It’s time for the 85th...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53604
 19.09.2011
xxx: pipet, I have a manager here from the Hindu side named Vyibu

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №53603
 19.09.2011
Adanir: I read the newspaper here, again we are all guilty of the game)))

Rylos Delms for example.

Have you heard of Evsyukov?

Rylos Delms : No : 3

Adanir: Well, the main thing he was shooting because he was playing shooters))
So if you are a potential killer :3

Rilos Delms: And I am also a potential businessman, truck driver and Nerevarin :D

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №53602
 19.09.2011
I live in a hard-to-speak town of Syktyvkar. A friend told me - they were driving 5-7 people on a rollover with a transplant in Moscow. For those who are unaware - usually no one remembers how they get to the rolls due to alcoholic intoxication))).
You are drunk, let’s go!
and??We are not drunk, we are not going.
M: Oh not drunk - then say Siktivkar!
and??A wicked wicked!


[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №53601
 19.09.2011
M1 - It's like you have a gold toilet at home, and around it - a beaten tiles and cockroaches run.

M2 – You just gave a fairly precise definition of the situation in Russia.

[ + 54 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53600
 19.09.2011
Vadim: At the same time, the initiative of Turkey’s accession to the EU is actively supported by the United States and Poland.
Vadim: I wonder, by the way, when will the United States officially join the European Union?

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