The surroundings of Zaporozhye were once famous for the Dubravas. Centuries-old oaks, scattering the branches, protected people from the summer heat, and even in the rain, the water did not immediately break its way to the earth. And these dwarfs always delighted the eyes.

But the Party said, “It is necessary!” and the Komsomol, as appropriate, replied, “There is,” and a reservoir was built, and the dusts were flooded, and not only them. And this technical progress occurred even before the Great Patriotic War. And in the nineties, few people remembered what was there once, and especially the youth.

But here in the country something moved – restructuring, doors opened, the curtain raised. And among the first not to rebuild, not to build and rushed out the Jews. They are not used to the outcome. But not all. So one of them, we will call him Yasha, decided that going poor is a bad taste. Turning his head in all directions, he first borrowed money (in some successful Komsomol cooperative) and organized the first private gas station in the city. The debts were paid with interest, and there was a good set-up. Yasha felt that he was close to his fantasies, and turned to the authorities with the offer at his own expense to make a park on the shore of the reservoir and clean up the water. The authorities were very surprised, but they read about charity in the West, and naturally agreed. and burst work. On the shore, a park was born in front of everyone's eyes, and on the water some boxyriško diligently pulled out everything that barred the water. The city’s authorities were blowing water of happiness.
The city’s budget wasined, and the park grew significantly.

But suddenly all the work stopped at once, even the trailer disappeared from the horizon.

What turned out to be - the clever Yasha concluded an agreement with the Italian furniture firm on the supply of sea oak. Dubraves, flooded by the reservoir, were not needed by anyone, but every oak for the years spent underwater, turned into a sea oak. And the price of sea oak is such that you can build not one park for the money earned. Until all the oaks were pulled out, the Yash employees hired worked gloriously. But when the oaks disappeared under the water, Yasha disappeared and his workers too. The park had to be finished by the city authorities on budget funds, and Yasha entered the history of local entrepreneurship.

“Mommy, why did my brother bring a donkey and I was found in the cabbage?”
You’ve broken a donkey.

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How many horses do you have in your car?
WOW: 201, if with Masha, then 202

When I was in 6th grade, I had the first real exchange of information with a friend:
I told him what salpa was, and he explained to me what claustrophobia was.
c) John Lennon

After one of our teacher’s sentences, the whole stream woke up from laughter.
Then God drove Adam out of Eve and Eve out of Paradise.

in contact, many profiles with photos and inscription on them "superava.ru" "avazon.ru" and so on.

a guy pleased, he has under the avatar signed "photoshop.exe" )))

Real story, I sit in the bathroom in the afternoon (1st floor) in the apartment quiet, in the basement the pipes change, the sound of the Bulgarian is heard, then the slight blow of the cuvalda. The silence, then the voice from the basement, “Hey, I’ve killed a Negro, I’ve killed a Negro... I’m in shock.

PZDC: My father wants me to go to the army!
Has the cat’s tail burned again? :D
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH It is worse! Leha had a snack yesterday... Well, we did everything as we needed to do... dacha, girls, the sea of expensive alcohol... here someone brought to smoke. Well, we blowed on the pearl and I got to sleep to roll home. Time to sleep! From Dacia! Oh well, they took me home, I went into the kitchen, I watched my dad with the newspaper sitting, I said to him, “Hello.” I sleep, have walked well!", I close the door and go into my room. I open the door, and there... Daddy and the newspaper are sitting! I am not in the sense, I close the door, I go to the living room, and there the fucking daddy with the newspaper is sitting... I think everything, the clinic... you need to roll. I went to the toilet, I opened the door and there my dad with the newspaper was sitting... He said to me, “You’ll open that door again.”
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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