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[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №23159
 02.12.2009
by Alexandre :
Not just a long time rushed when the paperwork was read.
by Alexandre :
in the kitchen brought "sucks the highest variety 5 k/g";
by Alexandre :
I understand that M and C are next to each other, but in order to make such a mistake, you just have to hide.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №23158
 02.12.2009
In the morning, a message from a late subordinate arrives.

"Request.Please give me 45 minutes to remove the reason for the detention"

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №23157
 02.12.2009
The man even excites me through the aska
Does it have a 3rd size letter?
Scarything

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №23156
 02.12.2009
comments on a picant topic with besit.su
Author: 2 Stasey
You know, he has me out. No one doubted that he had grown his beard. I see him without clothes. It reminds me of a latent old man. I will leave him)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №23155
 02.12.2009
d3k >> I’ve been digging criminal cases in the archives here, found your photos, why were you detained?? to
d3k >> you, two more guys with a plunge, one curly such
Gagus >> OO what are you writing?
d3k >> I hz that write
d3k >> could not find the case itself because there is by name, and I do not know your name
Gagus >> aa... well that’s probably from the airport. We expanded a little.
d3k >> you were photographed at the trail in the hallway
d3k >> the grass?
Gaga >> no. blue
d3k >> has landed on the territory?? to
Gaga >> no. They stood up and wrote on the door.
d3k >> so I can’t find it.
d3k >> does not lead to this
Gaga >> well. They powered our cars, the songs from my phone were missed and let go.


[ + 81 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №23154
 02.12.2009
Is there anyone from Nizhny Novgorod?
I am from there. What do I need? To show sights, to drink beer together, to tell about the city, to advise the hotel?
– Yes not. How is it easier to travel around your city?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №23153
 02.12.2009
...Kinder)))... (17:42:07 1/12/2009)
The end of the world cancelled

Le0n4ik2 (17:42:13 1/12/2009)
God is?

...Kinder)))... (17:42:23 1/12/2009)
her...

Le0n4ik2 (17:42:27 1/12/2009)
And who?

Le0n4ik2 (17:42:37 1/12/2009)
Maya woke up and recorded the calendar?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №23152
 02.12.2009
In general, in Ahuya... the type of large dogs need to be in a necklace, in a necklace and on a chain? Yes, today I saw a picture corresponding to the description...
There is a man (a little under the fly), he talks with another, no more sober man xD, a huge bulldog rotates next to them, no one holds the chain on it... and the murderer he carries in his teeth!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №23151
 02.12.2009
... that in Russia came really difficult times, I realized when they started showing on the TV Kashpirovsky again.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №23150
 02.12.2009
The story did not happen to me, so what I bought, as they say.
I asked my faithful to go to the movie with my friends (“Sex in the big city”). Sorry, I didn’t really want it. After her story, I was very sorry that I wasn’t there. So, the full hall of the people (mostly the representatives of the fair sex), sometimes, indeed, meet and engaged, silent guys... My sitting with girlfriends in impatience, like the fever, all the seasons of the series seen, everyone knows, and here a full movie, and with favorite heroines, and in good company, and with excellent sound, in general – a dream. Here the lights go out, the advertisements start, the negotiators throughout the hall, the unhealthy screams on the late, who climb on their feet and play in the dark, the blind cats... Here is he! The film itself begins. The spectators are taken away by a whirlwind of events, favorite music, blinding smiles of the main characters... Four minutes pass and here on the backdrop of a pause, an insulted male voice sounds on the whole hall – “Shit, this is not Terminator!!“!”
My wife says that the first half hour of the film remembers very bluntly.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №23149
 02.12.2009
If you put a new asphalt, painted all the houses, put a new fence and no one came - you are in Germany.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №23148
 02.12.2009
<DemonEater 16:45> WTF
<DemonEater 16:46> In the box of the competition in jumping by jumping
<DemonEater 16:47> Tell Me What Fool Will Watch These Idiot Competitions
<DemonEater 16:47> Opa :) Ciski-poppers :) Emergency turn on the telephone! It is :)))

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №23147
 02.12.2009
Beaver
The girl asked to come to me to download the report, I gry come. She grit I don’t know exactly what to pay with you, I grit juice. She grills well, though not naturally. I have enough nature with my girlfriend. She grits well then okay, I won't go to you then, that's where I should have started.
Beaver
no would say immediately that I want to come to sex to do)))) I was naive thought she really need to look for a report)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №23146
 02.12.2009
Q4: Will you be able to do the job? 😉

The Bear: Well, let’s go.

I am dressed in sexy underwear, slowly descending, kneeling in front of you, stretching the width... :)

Lenny Bear: On the S@KA!

Lenny Bear: With the blow of an army booth, I break your face, you roll without consciousness, with a stinking whistle, I take money, phone, and jewelry. and I leave.

Lenny Bear : for@balli nymphomaniac minors.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №23145
 02.12.2009
The Chicken
Do you have theoretical mechanics?

The Doctor 911
Yes Yes

The Chicken
Is she complicated?

The Doctor 911
Heavily

The Chicken
And there what? All formulas are?

The Doctor 911
Yes Yes

The Doctor 911
Physics is short.

The Chicken
The gesture

The Doctor 911
Will you be in the next semester?

The Chicken
I am going to take the exam tomorrow.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №23144
 02.12.2009
Sometimes I love my scientist. You talk to her, and all the other problems seem so small.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №23143
 02.12.2009
XXX (with the first day of winter)
XXX (and the first day of the last month of the year)
zzz: the first day of the first month of winter and the first day of the last month of the last year of the first decade of the first century of the third millennium.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №23142
 02.12.2009
They are frightened by some unclear abstract hell. It would be much clearer to say that the souls of the dead sinners become the characters of Happy Tree Friends.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №23141
 02.12.2009
Enigm@ (15:46:31 1/12/2009)
With a day of winter!!! to

Tired

W1se FOX (15:47:46 1/12/2009)
In my mouth this winter.

W1se FOX (15:47:49 1/12/2009)
You too )

Enigm@ (15:48:02 1/12/2009)
What do you mean too???? to

W1se FOX (15:48:14 1/12/2009)
The first day of winter.)

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