She did not go to her page in contact year three, and in the mailbox, to which she is attached, rarely collapsed. Some absolutely left-wing user, with whom I even have no common friends, as it turned out, all this time about once a week wrote to me in the face of disgust that I am scary and he would not blow me up. He asked, “Who are you?” and “Who are you?” Some guys are nervous, that’s what I’ll say!

At the International Fair of Intellectual Literature, French economist Tom Piketty presented the Russian translation of his work “Capital in the 21st Century”. Based on data on the distribution of wealth and income for 20 countries from all continents and covering the long-term period from the 18th century to the present day, the researcher discovered a pattern he called the “main contradiction of capitalism.”
Recapitalization of assets accumulated in the past is going faster than the growth of production and wages. This inequality reflects a fundamental logical contradiction. The entrepreneur is inevitably inclined to turn into a ranch and to strengthen his domination over those who own only his own labor. Accumulated capital reproduces itself faster than production increases. The past eats the future.”

Have you ever seen the photos of zombie machines in Crimea? Well, those that Gazelle with the TV.

This is not just a telephone from the store. This is a special panel that is not afraid of cold, water. And Gazelle is also equipped with the reception of signals from a satellite, an electric generator.

As Crimea was destroyed, they immediately appeared. So their serial production was set in advance. So the authorities are preparing in advance for the deforestation of cities, and are preparing in any way to bring television propaganda to the population.

It is an inhabited island. Mobile phones and all that.

With him, with the island. WHAT is the authority preparing for if the deforestation of cities is prescribed in the script?

The head of the Donetsk People’s Republic Alexander Zakharchenko carried out a control weighing on the market in Donetsk with the help of a TT pistol. Discussing the accuracy of the indications on the weights, Zakharchenko pulled out his pistol and put it on the cup.

“They are deceiving. The gun can’t weigh more than it weighs, right?” he said, referring to the seller.
Immediately after this, a nearby armed man gave Zakharchenko another pistol, the weighing of which also revealed inaccuracies in the indications of weights.

The weight of the equipped TT is exactly 940 grams.

You said you have a good memory.
I only remember well what I paid attention to.
Is that Lenin’s ass?
That’s the shit of Lenny 😉

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It was a long time ago, a year ago in 1998: we were called into the apartment - the grandmother struck her head, the house is 5 minutes walk away.
We come, we enter the entrance - on the first floor at the elevator is a grandmother, barefoot, in a deep encephalopathy. We put it under the hand and in the car. I looked, as if nothing, but the grandmother must be determined somewhere. He was taken to the regional hospital with shock. and delivered.
And then we are called on the raid and asked the question: "And you, actually, where?", we answer that in the regional hospital, the grandmother was brought. What kind of grandmother? Have you been challenged? We have been called back several times!".
We felt a fuzzy doubt. We did not get up in the apartment.
Well, in the end, it turned out that the grandmother that we caught in the entrance was another grandmother, she went out of her mailbox. Here are we. and c)

The reaction of cats to cucumbers.

Instincts are not!
Only the tactical frequency in cats is higher.
What looked like a scare for a human being, for a cat, was:

No more going in, I’ll go to bed.
This is from where?
It looks like a rat...
A rat without legs and tail.! to
It is a snake!!!! to
- R_E_J_I_M A_N_T_I_G_R_A_V_I_T_A_T_O_R #@...

XXX is:
How is it? Contact with YYY?

and ZZZ:
No is. Real is delayed.

XXX is:
Give up this real life! How many people have disappeared from the internet! and :)

xxxxxxxxxxx:
From UAZ began to actively flow something that - long could not find. The oil was on the spot like, then I noticed that the antifreeze was gone. I tried everything I could, it stopped. After a while I look under the car - again the spot! In the same place where it has always been formed. I am angry. I pull everything up again. No spots for a few days. Then I approached the parked car again.

I will round up briefly :)

He parked again and suddenly something stunned to look underneath the car as soon as he left. Of course there was already a spot right under the engine :))))
Now I’m checking whether there’s a loose under the car before, not after :)

Destroy ISIS from the inside. We need to introduce our officials into ISIS and introduce the practice of oil withdrawal.

I am a girl (D)



Please give me a small towel.

D: a small towel is placed for customers coming at least 4 times a month

I: OK, I have a schedule - once a week

D: Only one visit has been recorded on your computer this month.

Today, December 2, I came here for the first time.

D: I can’t help anything.

I: You probably won’t be here for long.

D: (surprisingly) yes, I was just arranged for winter, how did you know?! to

I went to the archive and noticed something like this. When there was no ordinary computerization (the 90s), the paper was LESS a few times. Annual archives, for example, for the year 1992, can be raised with one hand, but for the year 2003 can be raised alone.

have survived. At the time of registration, the age was higher than the actual age. Look at how weird I am, not the others. It has already become real in the institute.
And now on a fiqbook in the questionnaire I wrote that I am 14 years old. Don’t think that this adult writes such nonsense.

Zuckerberg's new father will give up 99% of Facebook shares.
Mark 99% sounds better and nobler than Nikita 1%

To your mini-sracher about marrying an old man on a young woman.
In one old French book, the author suggested that the desire to marry a virgin has only one practical meaning.
You know you were the first because you can’t be sure you’ll be the last.

Heard from my grandmother at Sberbank: Well, once you go to Turkey, Egypt is not possible, you will have to go to the hospital.

C of Habra:
<...>Because the OMON began to run around, and there is a sign that if the OMON runs nearby, they can cut off the light.

Per it’s because we’re accustomed to bothering and we’re accustomed to hiding tears?
This is how you get out, and all around spit. Swim yourself and go home. to cry.

(in the film the phrase emergency code, sounds like an emergency cat)
Where is my emergency cat?
I went out to eat urgently!