XHHH: We bought and purchased. Speak quickly and without stopping.

It is crazy... I am so happy!))))))))

What is it? 😉

I just tried to read it for 2 minutes 😉

xxx (20:44:06 31/01/2011)
I’m getting married!!!!! to
yyy (20:46:17 31/01/2011)
= – O
yyy (20:46:24 31/01/2011)
And for whom
xxx (20:46:56 31/01/2011)
He is a businessman!! Candidate for Master of Sport!! Thumbs Up Thumbs Up
xxx (20:49:57 31/01/2011)
I don’t know his nationality, he’s Metis.
yyy (20:51:01 31/01/2011)
Have you known for a long time? :D
xxx (20:51:23 31/01/2011)
We haven’t met yet, but Kiromant said we’ll meet in the summer XD

discussion on the forum topics: "the neighbors on top cat links on the balcony, everything flows to our balcony"

XXX: Can anyone explain how she is referenced?
Zzz: I think this way: he goes into the balcony, looks back at the sides, takes a comfortable position, carefully targets the balcony walls from below, makes a cunning stunt (like Lenin) and starts to laugh in bullying. Per at this time she is still mentally singing "The Volga river flows from far away".

Lobby

XXX is
If you don’t get married before the age of forty and I don’t get married, will you get married to me?

YYYY
I think my wedding is scheduled for 30 and 35 now))) now and forty will need m))

XXX is
Explained... )

YYYY
I was booked for 30 years, for 35 years, now you have a reservation for 40 years)

XXX is
Don’t go back to me (I’m not going to go back to you).

YYYY
Will it come, why will it not come? First I get married at 30, then divorce, at 35, divorce, 40)
I can’t fool them all.)

XXX is
Then ask me not to take the turn! 😉

YYYY
The Rothschild!! by Patterson!!! to

I bought a kilo of apples this morning.
I’m sitting around the whole day.
Exaric: Chase another apple, and tonight I'll be haunted.

News on Rambler:
Language of Communication with Aliens
"Given that we know almost nothing about extraterrestrial civilizations, we will increase the likelihood of successful communication with them if we use terms and concepts that are understandable to everyone in the message."

The first comment:
Can this device be used to reach members of the State Duma?

Oil magnates beat in hysteria and swallow the corvalol: soon the world will be able to do without gasoline. A British company has synthesized a new type of fuel that does not emit greenhouse gases when burned. The hydrogen-based compound was created using nanotechnology. The cost of a liter of 21st century fuel is less than $0.5. Only the phrase “British scientists” is annoying.

Calling the internet provider call center, calling a girl
-Hello, my computer doesn't feel the cable because the plug has relaxed

Sometimes I really want, along with the buttons: Funny, Not Funny and Баян - to have the button: Funny!

Comrade told the story:... one day I went to Domodedovo to meet a relative from vacation. I arrived, the control at the entrance gesture, mines with metal detectors rage at the entrance, passed the control, entered the arrival zone, I am waiting for a relative... comes out a company of healthy, drunk guys, one asks loudly - taxi drivers are... run a few brave Darmoedov taxi drivers... and he says to them - Pid-ora you are all taxi drivers Domodedovsky, and we will not go with Pid-ora.

Imagine designing a new Russian police car. The inscription “POLICE” on the mouth, of course, is the opposite of a rear-view mirror, such as “ambulance” for an ambulance. It is YICILOP.

The fairy tale is theatrical old, but seen live (because the situation is typical for play detectives). According to the plot, the hero had to shoot himself, more precisely behind the scenes had to be a shot, and the doctor had to testify to death. Something went wrong, the capsule of pyrotechnics did not work, until the device was spelled, the director decided to poison it. It was not attached to the text, it merely blunted.
“The Suicide.” Warned everyone who had time at the time of development to go behind the scenes, unfortunately, that was not all. In general, after waiting for the shot, the doctor referring to the "tragic sensations" fled to the neighboring house.
“Room” and returned with his distorted response:
The Lord! Lady please sit down. The Lord is dead, he was poisoned!
Those who don’t know, played the most organic scare. The last word was clearly outlined and addressed to them. At this time, a cartridge "for a break" works at the square when trying to get it, the echo worked in the orchestral pit. Ivan Alekseevich (experienced actor) played a major soldier in retirement, he sat in a chair and did not leave the stage from the very beginning. Those who lived on the stage of life taught him everything, so, with general confusion, he unwaveringly proclaimed:
M is m! It also exploded... yes, a great poison...

My father told me at dinner:
He stops me and I think:
Inspector Losew, your papers.
My father is submitting documents. Haishnik looks at those bills (and the glass is frozen, nothing is visible) and asks:
Is the techno okay?
It is until April.
How are you doing?
and bad.
Haishnik looks at my father with astonished and questioning eyes. The father continues:
120 rubles per kilogram. Gasoline 24 rubles.
Haishnik, not listening, gives the documents and says goodbye, and his father follows him:
Greek is the most offensive. I love her, and she, the fucker, weighs 120 rubles.

Olive
The former chief burned.

Olive
In the elevator we go, almost arrived, she looks at me and says, "Oh, Olya, it's you, I didn't recognize her, I never saw you dressed."

Today in the supermarket - a five-year-old boy rushes to the self-opening door with a photo element. My mom is catching him.
A man with an untransmitted panic in his voice:
The portal is closed!!! )

A friend tells us how good the universe is:
The universe is all. There I found a good friend, a sleek guy, I had sex...
Glory and wait. I hope it has nothing to do with it?
(c) The Dark God

Yes, and if you go further into the forest - you can get puzzles from elves, well, and in the yard from the Goblins, and in the washing of zombies so forever roar blue and smell. We live in a fairy tale.

As you know, the habit is formed for 42 days..four months in a row the shlakbaum near my house was raised, a week ago it was dropped and for 6 days in a row I am beating him.

The warm stories of Lada
History of 1.
At a speed of 110 km/h suddenly! He jumped out to the right of Kamaz right in front of his nose. On the brake pedal, I live, jim, jim, and she failed to the floor and stayed there to sleep, I take the crane to the left, I fly to the meeting, I see the O_O drives on the cruise, I fly KAMAZ, the cruise left of me, I take the crane to the right, I pull the towel, slowly brake
...
There is something hot on my feet.

My 5 year old son and I go to the garden.
Rome: And yesterday Dima Xushu hit his teeth. She went and complained to the teacher.
I: Why didn’t you go, you guys!
Roma was busy. I had a serious conversation with Slavik.
I: What could be more serious than an offended girl?
The Roma War.