Post and sending packages.
I spent 20 minutes sending letters. After that, the girl-operator joyfully announced that she could not send ordered letters - no marks. And the plaque to write about this has no right - for such a plaque they will be severely punished. Periodically, she says out loud that it is not necessary to stand with letters, but I, apparently, failed. Every five minutes, she can’t even say that.
Actually, I was not surprised - yes, the Post of Russia in its repertoire. But I wanted to say by phone at 8-800, scattered on the walls (well, where you can complain that the line is big, and the boss will come out, ask who is here, fucking, very smart, and distract the operator for 15 minutes to punish the complainants). I listened to the menu with the numbers, was transferred to the operator, listened to the lies that my call was important to someone and didn’t wait for anyone. I was not surprised again.

Once upon a cold winter
Suppository example for hemorrhoids.

and Pushkin

Half a millionaire, Half a merchant, Half a wise man, Half an ignorant.
Half a scam, but there is hope that it will finally be full...

If you translate Lena’s identity into a number, how many terabytes do you think she will pull?
I think the discs are enough.

xxx: I read on the box from under the laser cartridge the slogan of the company that made it - "Color your world"
It would be nothing, but it is a black cartridge.

These are news:
In Samara, an empty "long-haul driver" hugged a DPS employee and grabbed his rod.

Hi, can you tell me how to get a master’s degree? and ;)
Hi of course =)
Tagged: in general
You are doing nothing.
WOW: And when there’s 1 month left before the delivery, you’re starting to crack!=)
All is simple =)
XHH: too simple

In the evening asked his son to run to the nearest store, he left, calls back from there and clarifies what to take. I explained. After a few minutes, the husband comes home from work, and from the threshold, annoyingly unhappy - Why are our children so uneducated? In the sense? Husband - Well now I go, the son stands with Oleg and Yulia (his friends) and nobody even greeted him! I am strangely straight, my son is coming. I am Sonul, and you met Olga and Yulia? My son – Nejeet, I was in the store... I – and who is near the entrance? Son - I don't know, two guys of some kind with a girl... I am a husband - and you how, silently passed? Or what did he say?)) The husband, having already understood - Well I.. knocked on the back, said "Go home!"...

I sit at work scratching regulatory documents and encounter an incomprehensible, due to my young age, combination of words. I would like to ask for advice from a more experienced colleague.

What is "Corporate Social Responsibility"
Collega - I don't know, but I think this means that you shouldn't take a big poster with the inscription "*Name of the organization* - Dnišče fuck", being an employee of this company and arrange a picket.

Rjač on the whole office for some reason overwhelmed the boss :(

Soon, they will be fined for liking photos of banned products on social networks.

This will be a law on the promotion of anti-sanctions products.

Hats with backpack:

He doesn’t like the backpacks on top. So it is just a remedy for all sorts of deviants, who love to stick to someone else’s ass in the hope of shaking someone else’s scratches. And normal people observe a distance and 20-30 cm between people do not disturb them.

Don’t you get yourself and your ass? I wonder why such always remember some scratches, they have no scratches, the brain in the head is not good?

To have fun, I watched on YouTube science-pop about quantum mechanics. I remembered why I loved her, looked at a comrade who could not understand her so much that he decided to put the experience to prove that the quantum are doctors, as a result proved that they were not doctors. He doesn’t understand it, but it’s his own fault.

zzz: One employee, let’s call him Semen, loved sleeping very much. Therefore, he came to the editorial after half an hour after all, but tried to leave half an hour later - for the sake of justice.

Other journalists appreciated Semen for some certainty brought to life, for subordinating the seasons of the year. Because if he said, "Good, went to work - and around it is light" - it means that soon everything will end, spring is near. And if, on the contrary, complained about the darkness on the way home, everyone understood: the cold, darkness and darkness of December came.

No one fired him for the same reason.

And normal people observe a distance and 20-30 cm between people do not disturb them.

The one who wrote this, apparently never drove in the subway at peak hours.)))

I was in the bus, a few black people were sitting in the back, and each one was in the back.
I have a basketball ball on my knees, everybody, Karl!! to
They spoke in Russian without an accent at all, then in one.
Rapper played on the phone, so he did not respond immediately
The whole crowd was crawling under the rhythm, lol.
Black people are black in Africa.
Oh, and you won’t argue...

Happy February to all!

YYY: And the Chinese with the hollow?

XXX: The Chinese are with hats. Everyone in February.

LIKE: I met recently: On a date I was overwhelmed and led the girl to Starbucks, because I forgot her name... That’s all of you guys, you’re a fucking genius! 😉

The incident occurred in the city of Krasno-Zamensk of the Moscow region, which has two postal offices: central and less central (on Gagarin Street).

The hell case happened recently in my eyes (on Gagarin):

He came for a mail at 13:40, already 3 people in a row, the man was second (sitting in the car). We waited until 14:00... and waited until at 14:07 they opened. They started all and stood for another 5-7, until the reception began... Another 5-7 minute a man waited for the first girl to be served, and at this time one of the employees with the carrier who arrived discussed which packages to bring and which to leave. In the meantime, the carrier said, “You know what I can do so that I won’t throw it out.”
Soon the carrier takes the packages and leaves, and the man submits the receipt...
Your address is at the central mail, you will receive it there.
I was just from there, and I was told she was lucky.
- Now let’s check... Oh, and your package is just forgotten to bring!

The man in shock, ran out on the street, returns:
The car has not left yet, can I pick up the package?
Down, it is already arranged.
Where do they go back to the center?
No, in Solovetsk and when we do not know back.

In short, the man was carrying the gazelle with his message with sad eyes and took a sad way away... For over an hour he waited in vain for this circus to open up. All the witnesses just wavered, and one lady in line even laughed and apologized. The curtain.

Moredhel: I just saw the most blatant answer to the question "how to do so that when the door bells on the door, there is electricity".
It’s... it’s... I just leave it here.
<< take the battery "cron " put instead of a call
you hang the inscription, type "lease me to call" and all the norms.>>

While her husband was on a business trip, she used his car.
And suddenly the reverse sensor became passionate every time I tried to drive back, as if I had crashed into something.
A A A A A A A A! I broke my husband’s car. In hysteria, I thought and moved to maintenance.
Repair took 30 minutes.
From them, in 2 seconds, the mechanic removed the wooden leaf attached to the sensor, and for almost half an hour he roasted over me.
c) by Marinalevi