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YYY: What is it?

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Did you know that after the earthquake in Chile the day shortened by 1.26 microns?
YYY: I think I didn’t sleep...

Alexey: Is it a coincidence that the words "wife" and "suck" have the same first wording?
Wife: Of course not by chance. Do you think this situation of things in the words "husband" and "wise" is pure coincidence?

A friend sent the following:

Special offer for GSM customers - "Hateful Number". Now all calls from your enemies are charged to you for them as international.

I really wondered why she wasn’t?“Who supports it?” – “Maybe the operators will think about it and introduce it, because the profits will really be huge.”

I want to meet the female admin.)
by x_x

from the forum. Topic "How to choose the name of the cafe"
xxx: I would go out entirely and name the cafe "Yndex". Meaning:"You all, always find us", or "Everything you are looking for - we have". A small scandal with a swirled search engine server will only add spicyness and popularity. Russian-speaking customers can be typed in the Russian letter "I" in the title. and foreigners to show... the page of Yandex... Well, and a few branded dishes Vermischel "Spam", Ice Cream "Oftop", Vodka "Obscient"...
YYY: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY The menu can be arranged in the form of a folder "Selected" with references to prices.
zzz: Well, if you hit the badge at the entrance "Moderator"... then a full whisper is going to blow!

Tush: Today I long driven the fly from the monitor with the mouse. The thought of the "need to change the mouse, or this doesn't work at all"... Even in aske advised what to do. The answer is just killed - "You open the drawing of the shoe, you are scared" Rjala so that the fly has fled)))

Looked in the audio recordings of VK Beethoven "To Elise" and stumbled on the following, I quote:

Ludwig van Beethoven – To Elise (Big La Minor) (Big Neighbors! Listen and remember!! Play it just like that, your mother!!!! Once again, I’ll break my hands out!!!

Imagine waking up in the morning from the fact that my cat, sitting on my chest, scratched my moustache with his leg! Take care of my face.)
Maybe after yesterday you smelled so much from your mouth that he decided to bury that shit)))
and ble...

Osminog

xxx you are wrong.
Admin is always right.
The user admin was removed from the room by the administrator xxx.
XXX: Tell Me Again

On February 23, Australian fishermen noticed a man on the rocks near Sydney. There were only floats on it, and he was at an altitude of 30 meters above sea level.

Fishermen notified the authorities, and a helicopter was sent to the rock. Rescue workers discovered that he was drunk and sleeping peacefully.

The young man was in the helicopter. He said his name was Gary, he was 19 and he was from Ukraine.and c)

Shini
Fuck, I’m not doing anything.

Shini
He recorded how I sang and rattled to tears.

Shini
I recorded it like tears.

Shini
Then I grumbled over how I grumbled.

While in the hospital, a Somali pirate seized someone’s ship.

To be wise, you need to read ten books, to find those ten, you need to read thousands.
Who found it? Could you share? ?
zzz: One of them is the Bible
Qqq: I agree.it is one of the most important.I read the Bible and became an atheist.

I don’t know how fools like us can.
Is there such a great nation as ours?

Team of the KVN “Zaporizhia – Krivá Roga – Tranzit”

Rinel: One comrade told me: he was going from work, wearing a balloon with golden paint in his bag - he was designing a stand at work. And here comes to him a Gypsy woman and insistently asks: "A golden pen!" I think it was next, and so clear :)

xxh: saw advertising where megaphone subscribers
XHH: hold the phone over the head and transmit
One another from screen to screen Olympic fire?
Doctors are all that. This is how they catch the net.

xxx you are! Do you compare them at all? God give him 10 centimeters! But here at the second daj when it lies, it is seen that there is no less than 25.
YYY: That’s what I know you’re talking about about the Iroquois.

How to find the Lenin Square?
Some uneducated people think that for this it is necessary to multiply the length of Lenin by the width of Lenin, but in fact it is necessary to take the integral on the surface.
WOW: The integral on the surface will give the volume of Lenin, and to find the area you need to take the integral on the contour! and :)

Hello, how did you spend Saturday?
Was it Saturday? I remember something like Friday, and then it was Sunday.