My own family
A call from my aunt from another city at 9 p.m.
“Nastia, hi, do you have a hamster?
- Yes
When he died, what did he do?
Description of hamster agony
Yes, of course, we do the same.
Don’t worry, your hamster will die tonight.
Thank you all, goodbye to your parents, all kisses.

They gave their parents their old computer, connected the inet. I thought that my grandmother would go out with her friends and grandchildren. He was a man who was 79.
A week later, he found a son from his first marriage, with whom he did not see 54 out of 55. A week later, I pulled the banner. A month later, the wind went off. They took back to clean - 93 viruses with XXX video...
My grandfather kicks the second week, the series is not happy.

My flu is at home.

Dialogue with a friend (D):
D: How are you there?
I: fever, cough, bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
D: Well, you look there heal, get healed quickly!

Dialogue with the Best Friend (LD)
Q: Do you live there at all?
I : No
Oh, and fuck it.

XXX: There was a recent situation. I go around the road, on the side is a small red-tinned sneeze with an accident and a confused girl runs around it. I stopped.
I say: "Miracle, why do you not have a car you already know?"
Girl: "I know (knock-knock) the gasoline has ended..."
- "Now stick to, before the fuel will reach"
girl: "What do I owe for this?"
I am "I was fooled? Dorian, you should go. I also ask for help on the road whatever"
I pulled her to the tank and she said: "Thank you! There are other good people, or before you one such demanded... unworthy..."
And then he begins to reach me... I ask: "Can you literally say what and how he said?"
She squeezes for a while, and then still answers, "He said to me, 'I will give you a couple of liters, you will only suck it off yourself... I do not tolerate this taste.'"

As Varlak, as Links Shedow, so are the children.
It is time to give cats to thirsty cat owners. 11 friends gathered in a small apartment.

Fuck, I now understand why no more than two come together.
Someone is relatively quietly lying in front of the monitor and barely disturbing.
Someone else is playing in the wire.
Someone Third Thinks Yes! You missed him crazyly, and now he will step on your foot and say, “Preview!”
Someone in the fourth partisan walked down quietly on the chair and began to crawl on the back higher and higher.
Someone in the fifth just cries “meyaawow” and you think, “Damn, what can be so endlessly tragic about him?”
Someone sixth appeared on the subject "and what you are doing here"and what to expect from him is unclear.
Somebody the seventh.... "Hey, it’s painful, it’s painful!!!!!!!!!! to

From Habr:
The red people have no soul, but they are disgraceful.
Ideator: If you literally read the Holy Scripture, then God gave the soul to the man, and then only created the woman. Not just red, but in general.

From the Forum -
I have my wife’s rights too, but she doesn’t even have such thoughts in her head to park like that!
YYY: Maybe she just doesn’t tell you? My also did not tell me that I like to turn to the left with the red six, going in the opposite direction on November 4 at 7 a.m., when everyone is absolutely in the city for a weekend.

I remember a few years ago my mother woke up on her birthday with a death doll the size of a man who moved her hands, shone her eyes and cried out. I am almost dead :DD

Reference to acupuncture:
My neighbors hate these columns, if you understand what I mean.

A couple of years ago I bought myself a large hairy winter hat (coat not natural)
I went home drunk yesterday. I hardly sit on a seat in the subway, cramping my hat in my hands, looking at one point, in general, everything floats in front of my eyes. Here, a company enters the car, a blonde comes to me and shouts, “Oh, this is a hammer!”!" and begins to smooth my hat".
I was o_o
Everyone in the car was crying.

sergey11> Another stupid question about mat on a neighboring forum. Previously, there was a kind of deed that spawned maternal words, now it is not. What happened?

dmidek> has turned it off. The load on the server was too heavy.

Tantes around thirty... How did you, infection, borrow when you grew up, schoolchildren, your mother? What are those aunts? My Aunt 45. And not all.

A comment to the video on a popular foreign channel is not YouTube, as Russian schoolchildren for a while understand AK:

Fear the capitalist pigs! We will dismantle all your weapons, and you will have nothing to fight!

You see someone with Google Glasses, you run, you scream, “Find pictures, fuck horses, discover all the results!” and you run away. Roof – Roof
2 : :D
2: I put in Google "going horses" - nothing interesting
2: I have to think of something else.

When will you introduce me to your dad?
YYY : Never ever!
XXX: Why is it so clear?
Yyy: When I last introduced him to my girlfriend, she became my mom!
Isn’t that your sister?

When a diversified thief was finally allowed to rob and destroy one of the country’s main strategic facilities – the Ministry of Communications Roads – in his place arose OJSC RZD (which from a company with fabulous revenues suddenly became a donation company) and a bunch of shell-like subsidiary firms, whose task was to redirect the cash flows that previously went to the country’s budget, into quite specific pockets. Among them are the PGC (first cargo company), the VGC (second cargo company) and so on. At some point, the leadership of the second decided that being the second was uncompromising and unpromising, and changed its name to FGK (Federal CC). You will not take the people. How did they call it in the people?
is correct. A heavy cargo company.

In the next Sberbank advertisement must be Prometheus, punished every day to stand in the rows of the Sberbank.

It hurts to watch the figure. girls ride beautifully, many young such sexy, and under such a music mmmmmm, but fuck the triple Tulip-Ridberger, how and fell naked all the tears of the program, the tears of the soap dropped

Blessed be the fool who invented dynamic subloading for scrolling instead of post navigation!

Apparently, only the bombs are intelligent in Peter.