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In the morning I gave the subordinate (year-old twenty guys) a camera and said that on the order of the district administration our university holds a day of cleanliness, so the student professional committee (some women) goes to the sauna. He is also instructed to go with them and record this event for reporting on our website. The boy joyfully jumped with a photic to the side of the trade commission. I don't know how he explained to the bulls that they were going to the bath with him now and what they told him, but when he returned he was very hard. April 1 was successful.

The Strange Mechanic

I work in a serious factory. While the next pallet is wrapped, there is time (exactly 83 seconds) to sit. And here’s eight hours with rare breaks to run to the smoking machine or to the cooling machine. I’m sitting, knocking on the phone, the wrapper turns... Behind the head of the manufacturing sector’s voice: “Do you know that it’s forbidden to use phones at work?” In response, I explain to him that I work even when I sit and turn on the phone. He is generally inadequate and asks: "You understand that using phones is prohibited? ". I show the phone with an open "security instructions", which I am reading - well, fuck, we will continue to curl and kick out or you are right now fucking from here naked until I fucked you a mountain of poddons, writing down everything on your violation of the rules of being in other people's working areas?
Moral: The manager remember! In modern Russia, any carrier can be an even cooler manager with an honest red diploma.

A friend told me. He has a secret nuclear physicist. He moves on symposiums about science thinking. From Sochi to Yalta, from Yalta to Tunisia. This is what happened in Tunisia.

On the way from Yalta, he picked up a couple of bottles of Masandrovsky’s brand wine and decided to celebrate the beginning of the crossing in the evening with foreign colleagues. I took a bottle, left the room, went to the restaurant.

All the questions, what is it? How to say a brand in English did not know (and maybe there is no such notion) and said collection vine and on the medals on the label showed.

Well, people are quiet, they don’t try this every day. The waiter with shaking hands took the bottle, all frozen in expectation. The tap was pulled out and the waitress began to hysterize and the people gathered too.

Well who of the present knew that our traffic jams indicate not the year of the wine, but the year of construction of the enterprise. of 1898. After this, the contents of the bottle and its quality did not matter, tried the throat and praised everyone)))



P. S. good derbent cognac there is no luck)))

© ECU

My friend's mom bought my daughter chips, cakes and pizza for dinner against my cupcakes with strawberries from my parents, I was very jealous of her then. She grew up with gastritis - blames her mother >.< another familiar sweetheart - destroyed all the sweets she found. They were also forced to eat normal food by force and limited to sweets. Grown up and very grateful to parents for the saved teeth and digestion) so that parents sometimes know better than feeding a senseless child.
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There seem to be a bunch of people here, and you among them do not understand what you are talking about. No one claims that you need to feed a child only what he likes, even if it is harmful to health. It’s about not feeding any shit, at least to try your own snack before injecting it into the child. There were so many stories about frankly nauseous foods that adults (parents, educators) were forced to eat without listening to any objections, not taking into account individual intolerances or just individual preferences (if a person does not like tomatoes, it does not mean that he would only eat sweet, it means that he does not like tomatoes). Many parents do not know how to cook. But they themselves do not eat what they have cooked (or maybe even know that it is unfavourable, and for no matter what carpets themselves would not eat it) - so why should a child be pressed? Taking care of the health of a child and bullying him for his own convenience are different things.

After reading about peanut butter, I realized how little problems a person who has no antipathy in food has. Someone like me, for example. Truth and themes for discussions in which interested parties can take part are also less. I don’t know if this is plus or minus.

I smashed my back with melon.
There are no ropes on the shoes.
Now for all the jokes.
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Portrait of a typical "businessman" from the 90s to the 19s:
"This is a regional entrepreneur of Geneva. Gene rose in the 90s on a mortar, because no one had a mortar, and Gene had it. Why this happened, Gina does not like to remember. Since then, Gena has moved from Adidas to Brijuni, built a bearing factory and creatively opened a network of pubs. Gene considers himself an educated businessman, he graduated from the Link School of Distance Business Education. Gene has a 17-year-old son who dreams of leading his father’s business. But Genah knows that his son is a fool, and tries to think less about the future.

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If you see a girl whose face is distorted with a shoe, know - the boots are new, do not apply to make a compliment.

And "Al" is this a new name for underprivileged? This explains the new boots and the desire for compliments for the walk of the walking dead)))

> Don't believe, I have a status "married" and a photo on an avatar with a small child - they still write! Offer to meet and "no and what the husband is?". I don’t know what else to do, they probably don’t look at the page at all. Women must write!( by

I’m written that I’m fat (in my case it’s true), and I’m not written at all. I recommend. Families from real or just long-time know that you are a person, not a nauseous bully, but from unwanted new acquaintances.

This is what you are asking: "1 April! Why didn’t you put anything on the main?and "
I will answer you: stop fighting for all the stuff here, write funny quotes and you will be lucky. They did not deserve...

Moscow region, engineering troops, water without cabbage in the morning, cabbage with water in the lunch, cabbage without water in the evening. Cabbage was salted in a mini pool, 3 on 3, with a depth of 8 meters, dropped it in the ash there, smoked there, the bulls in it, naturally no one came out.
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Moscow region, engineering troops, 1978-80. The concept of the army is excellent. Cabbage was fermented in "mini pools" (called "board"). They were wrapped in rubber boots (specially dedicated). No one sucked and no bull threw - what kind of cattle should be to do such a western thing to the soldiers?! The SSB.

About crosswords, by Yuri Nikulin:

In the recreational circus, crossword lovers once could not figure out a single word. The whole circus long broke their heads over the question: “The close relative,” six letters. People were in despair. I waited for the answers in the next chapter with impatience. The answer was "Brat".