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 02.04.2016
A friend told me. He has a secret nuclear physicist. He moves on symposiums about science thinking. From Sochi to Yalta, from Yalta to Tunisia. This is what happened in Tunisia.

On the way from Yalta, he picked up a couple of bottles of Masandrovsky’s brand wine and decided to celebrate the beginning of the crossing in the evening with foreign colleagues. I took a bottle, left the room, went to the restaurant.

All the questions, what is it? How to say a brand in English did not know (and maybe there is no such notion) and said collection vine and on the medals on the label showed.

Well, people are quiet, they don’t try this every day. The waiter with shaking hands took the bottle, all frozen in expectation. The tap was pulled out and the waitress began to hysterize and the people gathered too.

Well who of the present knew that our traffic jams indicate not the year of the wine, but the year of construction of the enterprise. of 1898. After this, the contents of the bottle and its quality did not matter, tried the throat and praised everyone)))



P. S. good derbent cognac there is no luck)))

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