I agreed with my wife to buy new umbrellas for her and me for the summer.
He comes home and brings two. One yellow with flowers, the other simple black
He stretches me both and says
Tagged: choose

I am extremely patient, as long as everything eventually goes my way.

RedSnake: watching stories about overseas guardianship services, when children are taken from parents because they are not given sweets and sometimes raise their voice. I looked at my daughters. They are very sharp, moving, my legs are blue and dwarf. I would have been executed in an electric chair abroad for a long time.

KOZbIPb: I never believed in dumb prints until I sent the customer "tambur prostitute" >_<

Hello to you!
Hi, what are you doing?
I drink tea with cookies, and you?
Coffee without cookies
Come for tea!
I just get dressed!
Why...

XXX is strange. You have a nick of Light, and in the signature of Irina.
I am actually Sergei.

My husband is calling to work today and...
She tells me - she dreams a dream: she lies on the bed in the bedroom I am going to work, there the door opens and I stand like myself... in a superman costume, with a bandage on the face, a coat developing from a light wind and with lighting behind the back.
She: What are you wearing?? to
I: What to do? I have everything dirty! No clothes for work.

Wake up from laughter.