xxx: and why are all your fantasies about strangling, putting a quark and biting revolving around my poop?)

YYY: I miss her

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

XXX: No, I don’t have to.

So what do you think if a man is a shit, is it forever?
YYY: Not forever... when someday he dies, and 1 bastard becomes less...

Friend (08:28:42 2/08/2010)
The information department of the Ministry of Emergencies of Russia told reporters that the fires do not threaten the nuclear center in Sarov, located in the Nizhny Novgorod region.
Friend (08:28:52 2/08/2010)
There will be no fireworks.

1: How to eat sweets
Does anyone have a bride?
I have a bride.
Are they sweet...?
I don’t know if they’re sweet, but hairy exactly.

Juliasia: no man – bad
There is a man, so no.
Two men, a writer

Zyoga
I have an equity. Each third package is lost.

Serrano, you are bad
YYY: Did you tell me Sechis or de Bergerak?

Kasha: before I regretted my mom that said such a dad got, well he is fucking, is rude, does not talk about his feelings, can forget all the naher or confuse, generally normal such a man, average

The smoke in Default City:

Seroja: The windows are open, smoke in the office, and we are here breathing all of this.
XXX: Wear the mask
Seroja: here oxygen balloons are needed, with fresh air. I can't believe that they didn't invent fire extinguishing tools other than water.
You know what the joke is! The budget allocates a bunch of bubbles every summer for torpedo extinguishing, this bubble is very well roasted! And all that is necessary, to bury the drainage channels from turf and after the summer, the melting water will not go anywhere, the turf will turn into swamps and will not burn!!! and all!
by Pidori. Words just not. The city is suffocating.
XXX: here’s... hide the city, who needs a new Mercedes =(

[11:27:12 AM] fucking, a colleague girl is sitting a meter away from me and squeezing a red lump
[11:27:32 AM] Truth is not in my taste, and I want more lollipop than her
[11:27:38 AM] already painfully appetizing

Before, when guests came into the house, they were offered a cup of tea. Password from WiFi.

Honestly, I thought the stories that tell about the “golden youth” were somewhat exaggerated. Now I believe in them.
My father’s friend works in a bank, very large, for a very good job. This friend has a son who works there, in a position a little lower and sometimes travels on business. And then one day he got into a provincial city hotel just while the water was turned off. There is no water at all. The child was very upset and even more confused - so what to do? But! There is Dad! Dad will always help. And this miracle calls the father in the capital bank and demands... no, do not urgently connect the water in the hotel of the city P. He wants the dad to buy a couple of pots with drinking water and urgently deliver them to him to the place of business!
Whether to laugh or cry, I still don’t know.

Is the status evil every day? It is summer!
See also: UGU What do you think is summer?
Yippidy is Yippity! Summer is walking, girls, sunbathing, swimming, swimsuits, openings
WOW : No. It’s summer when it’s hot :)

Acolight: Andrei Andreevich, who moved from World of Warcraft to heroin.
acolight: *in the hall of ovation*

XXX: The Dolls of Goats! Yesterday, the road was closed again because of some whistleblowers...
Let the helicopters move on, and we will be easier.
YYY: What are you! No, our officials cannot be transferred to the helicopter!
XXX Why?
Yyy: If they stop driving on public roads, the roads will stop repairing! and :(

XXX: a new employee already shows our accountant on which site you can order prostitutes in Minsk

XXX: the tour of the accountant is only interested in prices

XXX: It’s such a feeling that she wants to make sure she wasn’t cheaper on the weekend.

(About the digital photos)
xxx: and in 10 years I will look at my today’s photos and say "fu;what quality is stagnant, I can’t even see the microbes on my nose"

The xxx:
The Google News:
Shamans: There are still a lot of people who want to serve in the VDV.

The xxx:
I didn’t notice the two at first.)

Det: The administrative tosses are so burning!
Det: There are harsh uncles with beards and sweaters, beer spills the river and anecdotes like "Epic fail" is when instead of init 5 you tap init 6" cause real blasts of laughter.

xxx: came to us in the staff department explaining the following content:
- I Takai-to, did not come to work at the time because before leaving the house I used laxative, because I suffered from constipation for two days, and when I sat in my car, getting in a traffic jamming laxative worked for fame, and I was forced to go back home, with the aim of taram-pamp.
xxx: I wonder what he will be with when the boss sees it.
Yyy: Harroooosh xD