As an adult already a man, and dreamed of the first of September and became scary

Tagged: fucking
Sword: 6 meters
Fuck you Annie.
Qister: What is Dial Aptcher Syndrome?

L: Serge, and you are very similar to me. The same nose, eyes, eyebrows, skulls as well. My mom’s hair and my mom’s forehead, and all the rest is mine.
Q: Excuse me, what are you trying to do?
A: Oh you are a bitch!

and #65279;

If you pull a treasure out of the land, 50% of its value belongs to the state. If you pull a drowning man out of the water, 90% of the merit in his rescue is attributed to Shoigu.

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Belkino: Now you understand why I crampfully look for old Soviet textbooks? To teach a child at home, otherwise there will be +1 to the generation of those who have received the tower and who write "excited".

xxx: (10:38:03 2/09/2010)
Hunted mouse yesterday.
zzz: (10:48:02 2/09/2010)
and how
xxx: (10:48:33 2/09/2010)
I put the bowl to the nork 3 l, poured oil there so that the legs would slip and it could not get out.
xxx: (10:48:40 2/09/2010)
We did not see her there yesterday.
xxx: (10:48:48 2/09/2010)
I come in the morning and in the bank.

XXX: What did you bring?
I don’t know, but I’ll drink it.

The Berry Juice:
Today I saw a district therapist (a former military doctor, a relatively young man) in a bullshit with the inscription:
What is the influenza coming to us?

I want unforgettable impressions of something incredibly good and unusual.
Say just that you want to fuck and don’t shake your head.

We were defeated by ants. I asked my friend (p) counsel.
p: buy pearls and squeeze around the house along the perimeter
I: And what will happen?
Q: These pearls look like ants eggs. When they see them, they will be drawn into a antscape.
I: Well, they will move them all to themselves, and what then? They will return!
P: No, they won’t come back, they’ll go out!

I sit down and fold the chicken. Mother stretches a peach (I don’t see it) with the words:
Do not throw the bone.
Why to you?
I will plant in the earth to grow.
That’s what they’re getting out of the eggs...

Stories go crazy by things that sometimes come true.

The story of the fact that in every minus is hidden a fat plus...
A woman received a notification by mail about a fine for excess speed.
I looked at the photo - her car, the fine she paid, but the fact is that during the violation of the PDD, the lady, along with the car, was in the country forty kilometers from the third ring, but in the police she did not say a word.
It is clear as a good day that it was a double car (the hijackers break the numbers under the already existing car).
Since the time on the photo was six in the morning, the lady suggested that her twin was rushing to work.
Every day, two weeks, from half-sixth to half-seventh, our heroine was waiting for a double on the same place of the third ring. I saw it once, but did not catch it, it was very fast. The other time, the movement was louder and she managed to adjust to him.
The man walked into some office and entered. The barkeeper parked away, approached the office and called the evacuator.
A truck arrived, the evacuator pulled a passport from the lady, documents on the car and, without unnecessary words, loaded the machine-double onto the platform. By the edge of the eye, the lady saw in the crowd a man who was very worried, but did not dare to say anything...
As a result, our heroine, as before, rides on her car, but her parents have the same carpet, on which the old women now drive to the village for milk. These were my neighbors and they told me this story.

In animal protection, vodka has done more in hunting than all Greenpeace records combined.

Alex is
Thank you very much for all the good words and wishes :)))) I love all of you, I shake my hands on the men, the female part :))))
Basilisk
Where is the male female part you kiss? % of

A friend came to Luhansk for a meeting. Very dressed, everything is done. There was a free time, went to the cafe - to order coffee, then a dialogue with the waitress:
– American
I don't speak English

denistnt> I will never forget how in the 90s, the running line was the announcement: "The whisky store sells wholesale and retail liquor and vodka products";

1 of September. The office window goes out to the school. We sit at work.
There was a thunderstorm on the street, the thunderstorm began.
Flegmatic voice of colleagues: "Oh, children exploded school"

Odin went on vacation. I decided to clean up in my office before this case. We go to the environmentalists.
The environmentalist looking at clean tables without servers, system drivers, printers and other iron gives out: what, you were robbed?

Talk about antivirus:

I’ve never used antivirus, so I’m protected.
Do you have time to remove the wire from the compound?