I go home with my wife.
Kiss me kiss me
I: I am driving.
You will always find revenge.

I have a lot of useless facts in my head.
- Well, you have the facts at least, and not, for example "Linex, soft like baarhat!"

The Favourite :
I am a fucking cleaner!
- This is called "Adept of Order"...

From the head of the SMS: go to work. I have created.

It is?! to

Knowledge is power! Especially those we don’t have.

Read in the Spanish newspaper La Vanguardia.

U.S. President Ronald Reagan, who had an indisputable sense of humor, went to Japan for a lecture. Reading his report, he made a joke. The translator immediately brought it to the audience, and the Japanese audience exploded in laughter. After finishing his report, Reagan decided to personally thank the translator and asked how he managed to convey to the Japanese the meaning of the American joke. A little confused, the translator replied, “You see, I didn’t translate anything, but I just told them that you struck.”

I am not a babby! I am afraid to sleep alone.

My wind is falling.
Is it glowing?
and AGA. At the same time, he tries to correct himself and glitters even more.
and poor. A typical woman.

General of the Punk Army:
Commander of the Squadron of Komarov and
Commander of the Capricorn Division.

Both characters are real, so they were imagined.

My child went to the right school.
On the line, the State Flag was solemnly carried out under House of the Rising Sun. They also took it solemnly. and marching.
Have you ever marched under Animals? Hell yeah! I was in the first class!"
Long Live Rock'n'Roll

I have a computer today when I shut down because the table on which it stands is too sluggish.

It turns out that the pre-installed softin from the airbag protection when the accelerometer is running parks the heads of all the screws so as not to damage the surface of the disk. And at the time of hibernation / shutdown / falling asleep, this leads to unpleasant consequences.

I fixed this bag with the help of the switch key, tightly wrapping the legs of the table to the table.

So with the dividing keys you can also treat bsood on the computer. So that!

That’s great Snowden!
Hi Assange! Where are you at the Embassy of Ecuador?
Yes, and what about you?
I’m in Russia, I don’t know where. I have a wretched recursive joke for you, but I’m embarrassed to say it, because you think we’re being listened to right now?

You are not neighbors.
xxx: phrase in the frame and on the wall

I make an order on the Chinese website, I am warned: "Pls leave a message for us what color and call-in you want in 1 lot.Otherwise we will send you curved and curved". It is self-critical =)

xxx: эх, but before, when I was a student, I could not understand either - why September 1st is a holiday :)

Continuing the topic of incorrectly read nics on the outer eye subtranslate:

How do you read your nick correctly?
YYY: Yes, I am also interested.
MaCeHuLLI: Masonyish
xxx: And I read as "Mais, hully"
YYYY: I too )

And life is beautiful: I am loved, a new computer was put on the job with eight cores, and in a month solar emissions will reach the Earth, many people will not survive, there will be many vacancies and parking spaces.

The issue of American education.

A boy came from school and asked:
Why do Russians poison poor Syrians who want democracy with chemical weapons?

I stayed at work for an hour, finally leaving, carrying the keys to the administrators. I encounter them in the corridor, then the dialogue:

The Administrator:
Are you already leaving? Who allowed it? 😉
(I raise my eyebrows questionably, keeping my eyebrows unstoppable)
The Administrator:
Okay, I am joking. Go to.
I am (thinking so):
We have a salary calculation tomorrow.
Everyone in the corridor:
Do not have!! to
With my shoulder:
I don’t want to, I won’t count.

Don’t laugh at the accountant.

As the chairman of the Union of Veterans of Syria, Valery Anisimov, recalls, in 1983-1984 the two Soviet anti-aircraft missile regiments transferred under the guise of tourists to the port of Tartus, equipped with the S-200 anti-aircraft missile system, "in interaction with the air defense forces and means of the Syrian Arab Republic (SAR) took an active part in repelling Israeli air strikes on the SAR troops."

Is it time to send Russian tourists back to Syria?