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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №69452
 02.09.2012
who wrote about the video camera and the ancient telecast in the film "Back to the future" - there in the background on the left of the telecast is a oscillograph, according to which any electronist will immediately understand how to combine the video camera and the lamp telecast. Especially with his mega.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №69451
 02.09.2012
Comment on the article on the first designs of famous sites:
"Oh, the nostalgia of the world...)
I remember all this, haha, and funny mail, and youtube, and contact, positioned as a reference book for elite students))
The bed as well. It was a good place. You enter the chat "Lesbian forevers", and there assembler discuss..."

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №69450
 02.09.2012
In Britain, developed a submarine wheelchair - I hear the underwater.
The submarine wheelchair is the entire Ukrainian fleet. This is not a secret, the military secret has been uncovered.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №69449
 02.09.2012
What should be done to increase the popularity of Soviet cartoons in Russia?

They need to be banned.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №69448
 02.09.2012
If I wear a shirt and a tie, will I be knotted?
Pick up the grain, they’ll blush!! to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №69447
 02.09.2012
The first channel intellectually jokes: "And now a direct report from the site of the Battle of Borodin, our own correspondent Denis Davydov is on the air!"

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №69446
 02.09.2012
Tagged: bdsm
xxx: unlimited goodness, compassion and mercy

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №69445
 02.09.2012
Every year in millions of Russian families comes trouble: summer vacation ends :(

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №69444
 02.09.2012
X: Did you not notice? I washed the kitchen floor.
Y: When did you get it?
X: When the juice shed...

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №69443
 02.09.2012
XXX: yesterday took the perforator from the neighbor until Monday
XXX: first time in two weeks slept normally

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69442
 02.09.2012
Does the absence of a girl have anything to do with knowledge of Japanese?
The absence of a girl is related to the knowledge of German. Knowledge of Japanese is related to where.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №69441
 02.09.2012
...Equation on the state flag of Kazakhstan!In the classes step-by-step march!" and grimit "Farewell to Slavyanka"....

by a lucky coincidence, the children of my school were leaving the line-up under the imperial march.
Teacher of Computer Science)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №69440
 02.09.2012
Fuck, eat hunting, and there is nothing in the refrigerator except fucking.
Come here, we have pets.)
I don’t know your address.
Do you smell :D
Within 20 minutes *
Open the door, open the door 😉
Oh, that’s fucking shit.

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69439
 02.09.2012
Nat: I just blinked at him with a turning blink to get him out. I didn’t realize my husband was broken.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №69438
 02.09.2012
>> Let the cat smell the foods so that it does not digest. Remove the meat. If it is lazy, it can be left so.

In the beginning it was thought "to reject (i.e. take away) meat from the cat", long stuck in the screen O_o

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №69437
 02.09.2012
A brother from a wild province came to visit me. I gathered from the morning, went through the whole city to the station, met him. I am back home, and my wife has already gathered a consilium from two friends. They sit down, chase tea, talk about something. My wife asks, “Hungry?” and I say, “Yes, I haven’t had time for breakfast.” She goes up, goes to the kitchen, my brother and I follow. He warms up the pasta, says, “I thought I’d go to my mom so you could do without me?” and “I’ll say something about sandwiches, I’m smart, I say.” The wife goes out to the hallway and cries to her girlfriends: “Have you heard? The Lord has appointed me a beloved wife!"
My brother’s jaw went into a plate with pasta.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №69436
 02.09.2012
In order for your wife not to trust you homework, it takes a special wisdom and a whole life.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №69435
 02.09.2012
My mom came to visit. On the ceiling, the walls are folded.
M: So you didn’t shake up.
I: Yes, high, I jumped and jumped, but I never got it.
M: So you don’t have an aspirant at home?
I: Nafiga, I have a man in the house.
M: Oh, so you didn’t jump there.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №69434
 02.09.2012
I go to Kharkov on the road. I am stopped by a haishnik and I appear to be an inspector of Daibas.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №69433
 02.09.2012
Discussion of the new smartphone on the Hubble:
xxx: I may not understand something, but the aluminum body, resistant to scratches, is about what?
This is for porn lovers.
Zzz: And in the iPad, forgive me, is it absorbing? and :-)

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