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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №156837
 02.09.2021
The second summer of Covid’s Christmas is over.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №156836
 02.09.2021
The boss brought his wife today. A beautiful blonde (and also very smart). Honestly, I was surprised myself), the nails are enlarged, the eyes are down...

The head of the advertising department comes, and he took the wife of the boss for a new employee:

“Calculate me... (a lot of work per week), you have an hour!

She, of course, was offended by such greed, but since she was an educated accountant, she had time to calculate something. He is:

I think I said everything! I’m going to pick up a blonde! You have to be fired! Report to the boss! As a name?

by Konenko...

“Not your boss’s name, fool, but your name?! to

It is my own, Cohen. I am his wife.

What happened to the head of the advertising department after these words is difficult to describe... It had to be seen! Now he is with us with all of you...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №156835
 02.09.2021
Interestingly, will Putin get 10,000 as a retired or 15,000 as the Supreme Commander-in-Chief?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №156834
 02.09.2021
xxx: A friend's cat is not a cage, taught to a sweater. “Happy” with him several times a day. No problems



The main thing is not to sleep in a sweater.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №156833
 02.09.2021
Recently called a taxi on the tariff Ultima - Business. The new BMW 5er. The driver in an impeccable suit with a tie and lacquered shoes came out and opened the passenger door in front of me. In the cabin sounded calm music of the Monte Carlo radio, smelled good perfume, in the side pockets of the doors were drinks. When we drove smoothly, the driver turned around and polently asked, “Would there be any special wishes?”

Please turn the turns on. I answered with an indiscriminate tone.

I scratched with him all the way, and yes, the twists he included)

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