My SMS was sent at night.
xxx: "Despite the fact that you pulled off my blanket, went to bed and shot in the morning, it was very sweet with you..."
I thought I wasn’t burning.

A long time ago, my brother, a future physicist, asked me:
Do you know the Newton-Archimedes law?
I: No, but what kind of law is that?
The body moves straight and equally accelerated until the fluid immersed in this body takes it out of this state.

xxx: I decided to get rid of the maculature accumulated in five years of work.
YYYY : wow!
xxx: Called the archive, asked how to submit documents for destruction. It turns out they have to be bundled in packs, otherwise they will not be accepted.
I approach my secretary and say:
Give me a rope!
and IRA:
Do you need soap?
No, until we have to.
YYY: The Pepper! Yes, documents not linked to packages become virtually indestructible!
Good IRA!
After 5 minutes I go to the toilet and the soap is gone.
Go to IRA:
You won’t believe it, but I need soap too.
YYYY :
I swallow...

Strange, something he doesn’t answer. I throw his pictures, and he is silent.
Hands are busy...

He handed information technology.
very much delighted the teacher hanging a print on the door of the office"Dear students at the exam is prohibited to use sparkles... this bubble to pass at the entrance ";