Man 7 kilometers running on the scales in truffles
Who should go to biathlon and the Olympics?
He doesn’t need any skies.
Yes, you can save on skiing. In the sports costume.
I think bikini instead of costume will increase the number of medals in biathlon.
HGH: Especially for men

We go in the car. A friend suddenly asks:
"And how many men should a girl have maximum so that she is not considered a joke?".
From the unexpected question, I give the first thing that comes to mind:
"42"
And I think... I hope this is not the question, and it is the main question of life, the universe and all that, which was meant by Adams Douglas.

I sit, I program, I don’t touch anyone.
Las: Coming SMS from the beekeeper - say, on your account 94 rubles credited
Las: I have a happiness attack – minus 30 was, and then a good man was found
Las: After half an hour I sent a text message, already from an unknown number - "This is for cool sex ))))"
Las: And considering that I didn’t have sex anymore...
Someone remembered this sex for a long time:
Tagged with: fuck_yeah

A normal man, in my opinion, must know how to cook.
It is forgiving for a woman not to be able to, but to be twice as scary and with smaller breasts.
Yyy: What if the breasts are not less, but the willingness to know is worse?
xxx: Thank you, I was almost fucking trying to understand the meaning of the question!

Don’t argue with me, the last word is for me.
I’m not saying I’m smarter, I just do it.

From Habr.
Comments on the "private monitor"
(monitor on which the image is visible only through the special coating on the glasses)

xxx: still would be wireless headphones and the problem of porn at work solved =)
Do you know what will betray you?

Another masterpiece from the employer from the Hechanter from the requirements to the candidate:
Please apply birth data (day, month and year, if possible - time, as well as place of birth, we use the services of an astrologer to calculate a positive climate in the team).

Distribution on torrent, discussion of distribution:

xxx: asks what to do

Yyy: Do some nonsense - it should help

YYY: It did not help!

A comment to the picture in VK that the cut finger will hurt less if you look at it through the binoculars in turn:
Will this method be applied to tax receipts?

I had a password on my office laptop "seventy-five millimeters". I blindly taped it every time, literally in three seconds. The boss once needed a laptop while I was on vacation. He then said to me, “You’re a psychic paranoid, three people couldn’t correctly enter it.”

Comments to the news "In Britain and Ireland in hamburgers found horse meat":

Pfff, if the European looked at the hamburger, and from the hamburger something looked at it, then another thing could be first upset then eat, and so as Logovaz said an Estonian from the "Lord of the Rings" in the alternative translation of the goblin "we have such a very delicious sausage twisted."

XXX: And I think it will be when we go looking for girls.
yyy: earthquake) will be the earth under our feet separated and from there will jump pink elephants with wings on which we will fly and shout out of enthusiasm)))))
What will sex be immediately?! to
YYY: Do you think so? ?

CTPEKOZA: I got a quarrel with the pipe (((
HH: What is it?
CTPEKOZA: I have always been in a separate group "Nymph".
CTPEKOZA: I thought it was so romantic.
CTPEKOZA: but after yesterday he first renamed the group to "imago"
CTPEKOZA: When I understood...
CTPEKOZA: and he still laughs, the fool is like that

I am an individual.
Only I am such a fool.

The case takes place in Siberia, the temperature outside the window ~-20. I warm up the car in the morning, a 25-year-old guy comes out of the entrance in t-shirts, wool socks, a long coat, a shirt and a hat. He holds a glass in his hand, presumably with cognac. He gets a cigar from his pocket, smokes it with fireplaces, does not rush to smoke and pulls the liquid from the glass. At the same time, he reflectively looks at the sky, rare passers, and, judging by the face, solves in his mind a task of at least a universal scale. After 5-7 minutes of persistent reflection, his face is illuminated, and our protagonist blows the cigar on the paddle of the tapk and, with a marked click, sends it to the urn. Then, several times in a row, he clicks his fingers and, dancing, goes back to the entrance.
Today the end of the world is postponed - say thank you to the harsh Siberian alpha.

Metal is said to stimulate the brain. And the rap?
Rap is opposite.
and ah. Beating under the tail is like reading on a quiet night of a baby.
and exactly. I tried somehow – nothing worked.
A second pause. and roast :D

The first comment under the video in which the guy plays, tapping on the phone number, the melody of Mortal Kombat:
He calls Chuck Norris.

<gmb> I still strangled the needle!
<chh> good job! have you tried for a long time? ))
<gmb> well minutes 5, probably =)
<chh> you’re going to eat! ))))
<gmb> what is it?
<gmb> fucking dumb, I sharpened the needle and didn’t eat the snow houses!!! to

With VIO:

Q: Where can I find the script for the production of "Romeo and Juliet" in Russian? Thanks in advance)
A: Shakespeare "Romeo and Juliet" is available in any library or bookstore

and divorced. I live alone. And although I sometimes miss my wife, I am so happy to live in a beautiful world of logic, without lunar cycles, and in a world where I can’t do anything.