The further from Monday, the closer to Monday.

xxx: about you even diminishing-loving not to compose, to reduce nowhere, and to lust for nothing!)

The wife asks: why do they pour water into the battery all the winter? Why does it not cool?
<xxxx> hairy hair
<XX> 21 years of age

The socks are out! I am lucky today!

xxx: yesterday in one of the large banks (I immediately say - not a bank with a green Pakman in the form of an emblem) saw an epic marasma
The grandmother - in the appearance of a godfather, but with a rare stealthy character - brought all her savings and decided to open the contribution. The manager, kindly smiling, issued all the documents, the grandmother signed them all, took the documents given to her and sits waiting for something... the manager continues to smile )))
The phrase, said by the grandmother, killed not only the manager: "Where is my book???"... all the accusations that the bank does not issue them stumbled on the same phrase, but already on higher exhaust tones
xxx: however, the manager - beautiful, ingenious))) printed again the certificate from the account, put it in 4 parts (just the size of almost a booklet) and handed the grandmother with the words "Now the book looks like this!";
I thought there would be applause in the room now xDDDD

by Habr
Comment from the discussion of the article on transfer of time in Ukraine:
1) Create a problem; 2) Return as it was; 3) Praise yourself for success in solving problems

xxx: So many banners with the words "I'm looking for a girl who drinks tea in the cafe..." what do I think: "can try happiness?"
xxx: I'm looking for a girl who was filmed in porn, where 20 girls and 4 guys - you were dressed in a white top and a blue shirt.

Conversation in Smoking:
- The shark went here today, and no one on the streets, well, at all. There are no cars, no people, the lights work through one, those who work - flash. It was only when he approached the building that he noticed two alkashi moving on the barracks.
They are snoopers.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! The content analysis conducted by me, an international analyst, of our correspondence in the Ace showed that the most used paragraphs were:
"Hillary"
"That is your ass"
"Take it up"
"I love it"
"I’m getting bored"
"This is your fool"
"why do you not respond"
"Coursework"
"Have you seen/heard what I dropped?"
"From Fuck to"

Do you think this characterizes our relationship as a genuine, tender friendship?

Q: Well, Dacha, do we fuck up the old bones tomorrow?
What do you forgive?? to
Fuck me... shake me
Be you cursed, Freud!