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xxx on the summer didn't go out on the weekend +10 wakes up

I am being awakened by an alarm.

This is because you are old - young people in the morning - plus 10 cm, and it wakes them up.

It is a nightmare! Children all the time with their phones, computer or tablet! Better to read books! There is no development!
“Since Gutenberg invented the printing machine, youth has gone wrong. They will be stuck in the book – no spirituality. Nicholas of Flavia, 1444

There is direct evidence that there is a thermonuclear reaction on the Sun, there may be small carcasses throwing up and this causes the temperature to rise and hydrogen to burn out. No one planted a research device on the sun and did not take samples of soil.

There is such a thing - spectral analysis. by the radiation with which it burns, you can say exactly what it burns

Neradence: A week ago I was attracted by a plush dragon. Very cute and pretty big.
The cat didn’t like the dragon, because from the cat’s point of view the only object worthy of love is himself. And today, while I was making coffee, the cat finally got to the dragon and killed him very heroically.
Fuck, I should at least cut him off and show him the wreath, but he came to the kitchen so beautiful, with a heroically killed cotton in his teeth, and such a proud expression on his cheek that I roasted, a horse. XD is
SM: Now your cat is named George? x )

You are not an introvert, you are a fool.
Maybe I’ll find another psychologist.

I’m not saying I’m struggling in the bathroom for too long, but when I get there, my mom begins to sing “Farewell to the Slavic”.

Valery
Here you would wake up, like in Heroes III: to immediately see — oh, Capitol gave you 5000 gold, the municipality 2,500, diamonds there from the mine, sulfur.
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Sergey
Oh, a new batch of gargules appeared in the closet, grimmins were born under the bed, and titans are removed from the bathroom.

I work in the service, the client comes (the act is not properly drawn up) with the words "I found you a cane".It sounds especially spicy from the mouth of a person working in the state control.

In a quarrel with his girlfriend, he painted her eyelids with a towel. I go so at work, no one can understand what has changed in me and what is wrong with me. The employee said, “Semonych, I can’t understand why, but something seems to me that you’re a bit dumb today.”

I go to the EuroNet to put money in. Behind the stand, a cute lady is talking on the phone. When she sees me, she ends the conversation with these words: “All, An, I can’t talk anymore. And don’t forget to remove the cowards before the guests.”



There is no scene. I look her in the eyes, she doesn’t look away, but in a second it becomes just a point. Finally, he begins to explain the situation accurately, clearly and with exaggerated calm:



I am alive. With a girlfriend.

with her. and today. The Birthday.

Guests will come.

And at us. In the kitchen. Clothes are hanged.

She can forget.

And you... and you now.

at all. on me. Must get married.



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The Unfortunate :
Don't be fooled, Bosch with the horizontal load of my daughter has been jumping in the bathroom for 3 years, like a monkey, even trying to climb the toilet. and"

Have you tried to remove the transport bulbs?

- Lie on the preservation - there is a girl with a triple (eco). She asks: Do you have a trio? She said, “Until I see you again!
I had it. In the first ultrasound was one, and in a week two. And that same day, the second specialist saw three. :D I was accustomed to seeing more on every subsequent ultrasound on the child.
Maybe they have a bad resolution?
Or they’re afraid to think it’s true.

Holivar for piracy - because of the unprofessionalism of the producers,
People who do not want to learn to earn money.
In the country a crowd of successful musicians and performers, starting with BG (and the same case, when in a couple of days they collected several lamas for an album),
And ending up with very beginners who publish posts "I will perform at a concert in your city while paying for tickets, food and accommodation".

If you are not online, you are "NO".
And earning from the sale of stereocassets is a past era.

A classmate told me he was 28 years old. He was taken to the state hospital for examination, a 6-year-old girl fell on her arm, a severe stroke. I looked at the photo, no cracks, no fractures, everything is okay. The girl has a birth defect. The picture shows pathology. Looking at the hand, the fingers move slightly, but the brush itself virtually does not move in a slightly curved state. The parents said that they were offered an operation, but no guarantees on the outcome were given, and they also did not have much money.



He is a young surgeon, the case is interesting for him and looking at the photo saw that he can fix it, says right in front of his eyes already in his mind scrolled the operation, where to crush how to collect, etc. He asked his parents to conduct a more detailed examination to bring the girl to him when he was in a private clinic.



In short, after several examinations and consultation with other doctors, he was already confident that he could help the girl. I met with the director of the clinic. Called the parents with the girl and told them that the operation will be done for free in the clinic for 3-5 days, but then they will need to pay for physiotherapy for the girl, because in their clinic it was not, but advised them another clinic, which will do everything for a purely symbolic fee.



The parents doubted, and asked all the time, and suddenly it will get worse and what are the guarantees:



"I will tell you honestly," said the classmate, "she will never become a pianist and a tennis player, but her hand will be straight and even be able to hold a pen and write normally.



The voice came from a girl:



Doctor, can I paint? I really want to paint.



The mother cried by pressing the girl to herself, and the father just lowered his eyes and sneezed to the doctor.



A year later, I received the most expensive gift I ever had. This girl came to my work with her parents and gave me a painting she painted specifically for me. And at the bottom of the crumbling child's handwriting with printed letters is written "Thank you doctor!"

My mother was a strict but fair teacher. It was so strict that in the school toilet (where one in three was usually smoked) she was recognized by the heels of her heels, and after buying silent shoes she was sincerely frightened. But history is not about that.

At the end of the 90s, I sit on the last row, drawing (the kindergarten closed for quarantine, leaving with no one was). My mother is teaching in a “problematic” class. She loved to give those with the lowest performance and the worst family circumstances. The lesson passes, my mom finds me in order to take me to the dining room - and the boots are not! These are the winter shoes that have been used for a long time. Tears and silent despair.

This was noticed by the last outgoing "most problematic student". After clarifying the situation, he left. And my mom and I stayed sitting, she was in exchange shoes, and I was painted in a hug.

The call for the lesson - with a victorious look comes the same "problematic" and stretches the mother's bag... with her boots.

As it turned out, the guy in mind of his "problem" quickly calculated who, where, who and why. He ran away, took away, gave a lull on hot tracks.

Why returned? He said, “You can’t throw your beloved teacher on your grandmother.”

These are the “problematic” people.

I go down the elevator, a taxi has already arrived at the airport and is waiting. I understand that something is wrong with the shoes - I forgot to put the stickers in them. I throw things into the car and back to the 20th floor on a slow elevator - I want to have time to run to the apartment and back until the elevator has gone so as not to stumble in waiting for the elevator.

The plan is broken by a girl standing on my floor. Okay, please wait literally 15 seconds. She agrees with a cuddly smile. I run behind the trays and hear the elevator shut down and leaving. Well, I think, how can that be. I go back to the elevator, and she stands and waits for me without the elevator.

XXX Clamped the cell phone in a stainless steel pot, closed with a solid cover of the same stainless steel, called it - no problem, calls. Landed the pot on the water crane - it is still ringing. Greetings from GSM networks

A educated person, understanding the basic laws of physics,
The logical question is "what’s wrong with the pot?".
Marrakech will ask "strangers with physical laws".
That is all the difference.

Piracy is the realized second part of the characteristic of communism: "From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs." Everyone who fights piracy stands on the path of the development of society, on the path of the human being towards an ideal world. In short, the fucks!

Zzz: Russian First Deputy Chairman of the Mufti Council Rushan Abbyazov said that video games are responsible for the spread of terrorism.

That fucking unimaginable.

I see all these poor Arab children who live in the ghetto – but when they come home in the evening, they get a new laptop with a 17-inch monitor out of the rubbish and rubbish and start playing.

Of course, Islam has nothing to do with this, no-no. The computer is all to blame.

The idiots.

by Sublieutenant:
About Art
British journalist and director Charlie Lin has begun raising funds needed to obtain a classification certificate for his 14-hour film, “The Captivating Paint,” reports Mashable. The sum Lynn plans to raise is six thousand pounds.

“Year after year, I’m stunned by how the British Film Classification Board (BBFC) is stifling British cinema. And everything continues in the same spirit,” Charlie Lin wrote on Twitter.

After taking a tape about white paint drying for 14 hours on a brick wall, the director faced the need to obtain a classification certificate in the BBFC, without which in the UK it is impossible to demonstrate the tape in the cinema. Board services are paid: £101.5 of the initial fee and then £7.09 for each minute of the film. Lin launched a fundraising campaign on the fundraising website Kickstarter.
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I will not go to the cinema. I will wait for the DVD-RIP to come out.