I went to my favorite cardiology department yesterday, and I saw a grandmother dressed in decent clothes with a suitcase walking through the hallway. I ask her:

Are you not lost?

I can’t find a way out here...

I took my grandmother. I pointed out the direction to the taxi stop and, pleased, I go back to the department, Figli, the grandmother helped - did a good thing... In five minutes my colleague breaks into the office with screams: "Karaul, emergency, my patient has escaped! A grandmother with progressive Alzheimer’s disease. A neighbor in the room said that the grandmother was tired of waiting for me to come and help her gather. Dressed up and left. The family will come in five minutes to pick her up. “Has no one seen her anywhere?”

I do not understand the stupidity and utopia of this contextual advertising.
When I found on the Internet an aquarium, a pump, a box or anything else there, and bought it, and after two days on all sites I am offered to buy the same goods?
With whom does it work?

XXX: I love the game
YYY: Congratulations to you
xxx and you?
yyy Such questions immediately, I am directly lost...)))) Maybe we go to the movie first, you introduce your parents...)))))))
I don’t want to go to cinema.
yyy: Well, then to the concert of the orchestra of Scottish volynists and Tyrol jodlers))) They say, rarely who is not impressed...)))
xxx: contact removed itself

When they came for PornLab, there was no one to stand up for me.
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Everyone had busy hands.

by Anna:
ppc
I drove for 40 minutes on the road looking for this God-forgotten place.

by Nicholas:
by Omg
Calling a camel.
Refused to transport.
Feel yourself in the skin of a taxi driver.
Arrived at your company?

by Anna:
I called. Then I found the missing car ;)

On Russia-24 interview with Kerry.
Assad must leave because he is attracting terrorists: terrorists from all over the world are coming to fight him. He has to go"

Rashlim: Well, it is right. Assad will leave, the terrorists are right away: "Opa, shatter", and on the houses.

For 24 hours there was an independent Republic of Crimea. For the first time in its history. Per this is a record for the short duration of the existence of an independent state.
And they could have time to attack the United States and surrender, idiots.
They just forgot that joke.

I: And that’s also tea?
See also: Backlands
I: Why do they fly with open sticks?
He (pressed with his shoulders): the backs...

Unclean snow helps to hide unrepaired asphalt.

In a very dark area ten years ago, an abandoned monastery began to revive. In the ruins, located far from the roads and villages, the monks returned, set up any kind of farm, hanged the gates, covered the roofs and domes again, raised crosses on those domes, and lived an ordinary monastic life. Not so soon, but the surrounding population learned about it. And here, once, after the dance, the local youth decided to go to the monastery, and to loosen its settlers. It is said – done! Loaded in the tractor trailer and in the ancient "gigulates", sat on the motorcycles, well and went for about 30 kilometers - to beat the monks. Are the pigs really there?! to
They approached the monastery when even the long northern day was over and it began to dark. The monastery bridge suddenly. They were locked. Outraged by this circumstance, the young peasants began to knock in the gates as much as they could, loudly expressing their dissatisfaction. The door, however, was not opened, and it was not possible to break them somehow - it was done painfully. Finally, a small window opened in the gate, and there appeared a part of a man’s face – an eye, a bearded cheek, a piece of nose...
Child, what do you want? Caused by a closed door.
Open the door, my cat! A young rural tribe cried out.
- Not commanded by the father of the Igoumen - after the pause, he gave up outside the gate.
What other hummingbird? Yes, we are *** **** **** your gurumane!!! Yes we are *** ****!!! Open it! Are you not a man? Who are you yourself?! to
Is it? I am a guardian brother. Listening is like this...
Are you a keeper?!! Oh obedience! → Then open us this second of the door obediently, and then we are all here **** ****** ******, twice and half!!!!! to
“Now, boys, now... Behind the gates was the noise of a sinking sink.

No, the door has not opened. But in them opened up the calice, approximately 120x190 cm. He stood in it, filling it with his whole body, the doorkeeper brother. From underneath the opened gate of his black roof, a calf with blue stripes looked at the village heroes. The hands of the doorkeeper's brother shook the imagination - such hands could be taken from above, just fingers, and raised a basketball ball. On the rear side of one brush there was a flag "Kandagar", on the rear side of the other - the airborne emblem against the backdrop of the rising sun.

My boys, he passed by. You at least fear God, we are almost three hundred people like this.

Monastery in the name of St. George was imprisoned for psychological and social rehabilitation of soldiers who had gone through "hot spots", but then in a very non-black-earth region, not everyone knew about it.

The Canadians have chosen, appointed a minister of health - a doctor, a farmer - a minister, a minister of science - a doctor of science! No of fantasy.

When they came for Lurk, I was silent.
When they came for the Rutrekker, I was silent.
When they came for PornLab, there was no one to stand up for me.

I like a colleague’s explanation that he gave about what NullPointerException is in java:
“Well, suppose you come to your mom and say, ‘Mom, mom, can I have a puppy?’ The mother is not. She may have died 10 years ago. Maybe it never existed. Then there is the NullPointerException.

I posted a post on one website. But I wonder, the policemen who catch everyone there, are they there unradiated anything? How they live there. Tell me about their livestock. They are probably more often there than stalkers of all kinds.

The first time it was a mantra "the second higher means that you are from the higher circles, successful, smart, such are immediately taken to work, and yours". As a result, everything was reduced to "where it is cheaper to buy, and so that not for two years but for one, and that you could not walk at all". The market is overwhelmed by those who don’t remember what the first is the highest (what has been stunned and stunned, or worked out), and has an unclear-amorphic second, something economically-legal-managerial. The average level of such candidates is lower than those who have one higher - because the second is used to mask the complete non-liquidity of the profile profession.

American teacher sentenced to 30 years in prison for sex with students.
XXX: What is the problem? If she is a teacher, why can she no longer fuck her students? Is it because she is a teacher? What does it change?
YYY: It is not possible. If you’re a teacher, you can’t fuck students. Professional pedagogical ethics.
zzz: In pedagogical, this is explained in the first introductory lecture. The rector comes in and from the threshold "students can not fuck!' And the polaviditory with the scream "Yes, fuck!" takes the docks and goes to the army. Infos about 200%

To all Greek lovers, I will answer with a quote from House:

Gregory House? I heard your name!
No wonder, it is also substantial.

At the moment when Kylo Ren took off his helmet, the man behind me was half-sounded, but very expressively quoted the browniest joke: “Damn, here they are!”