Honestly speaking:

Hello, my name is Oleg and I am Pizdbol.
Please sit down, Oleg
I am not Oleg.

You know why no one is against it.
Because I am B
XXX is fucking
Because I am B
XXX is fucking
Why do I confuse e and enter?
Because I am Batman.
XXX: My Mother

And in our office from now on and for centuries, the work of the IT department has been translated into the mode "Nightmare": the head of the Aitishniks from Monday has been appointed... a... an accountant! A real accountant without IT education.
Day of Victory over Common Sense to us, comrades!

[20.12.13, 11:52:04] Cobbs: Today he measured his whore in length, 36 almost 37!
[20.12.13, 11:52:12] Cobbs: Now I will always be a fox to measure with a graduator

Can you really move to a warm country?
Where it is always warm and good
YYY: In the hell!

Evaluate a thin stem: invite a French chef to a restaurant called "1812"

L: Yes, I’m as old as the Pentium II.
SV: And I am like Windows Vista - glutine, few people love me. But is beautiful.

I change I/O to I/O and I/O to IQ to find I/O.

TP without v/p.

xxx: once played 4 in the KC

YYY: and SHO, and how?

Yes, it was somewhere in Florence, and there were such rooms with flower gobelins on the walls, I was mostly sitting there, hiding and admired.

From the topic of finding a partner for the university ball: "Hey, all hello. Like everyone else, I am looking for a partner. :3 Growth 170 with tail. Specific characteristics are: brass. But I will try. It is true "

The aunts in the office hanged the silhouettes of horses from paper to NG everywhere. A colleague went, printed a picture with a gymnastic projectile "the horse", hanged at the table, sitting happy)
With the coming!

My friend works as a teacher in a kindergarten. He tells us:
The boy approaches and says, "Elena Victorovna, and Vova matters. This is bad!"
I say "Yes, Misha, it’s very bad"
He said: “My father says that the matte is only a bullshit!”

My pattern can no longer break!

J@h > Thank you for the film Mission Serenity!
Mr. proud > What do you mean?
J@h > There were text in Chinese without translation. Interested and found out. I worked for the second year in a joint Russian-Chinese company. With my knowledge of Chinese and English now promised that in the new year I will be the head of the department...Thank you Serenity! =) is

The red beard:
I’ll give myself into good women’s hands. In food unpretentious, left-handed, taught to the toilet, salary home. Passport and vaccines. I refer to the cat, the puppy, my sun and so on. I put the dirty socks in a special place.
The phrase "Mom does it differently! " I do not use it. It is not castrated"

The red beard:
Print and hang out

The red beard:
* by phone

The red beard:
with my phone

Beer Drinking in the Race
xxx: well with the silk of course play fun
xxx: he's angry that I don't have a car and even right, and I'm chasing faster than his steep driver
xxx: he entered the detachment, stopped there
xxx: said I should wait now and went to see the telecast

Looking into the dry lines of the loan agreement to Ukraine of 15 billion, Vladimir Vladimirovich for a second tiredly covered his eyes... Ah Sanya-Sanya... He swore, he wished that he would push Klitschko, exhaust him, and blow up the last round with a victory! I couldn’t... I deceived... Well, okay, fuck him... But there are bets, the word must be kept... Vladimir Vladimirovich opened his eyes and scattered.

I watched Star Trek: Enterprise.
Asphalt: In one of the Enterprise series, the ship is attacked, the ship is severely damaged, the deck overhangs and ceiling overhangs are already collapsing.
Asphalt: on the instrument panels from the top fall fragments of stones, slices, earth and sand.
Asphalt: And I did not suspect before that of what materials the Federation spacecraft are made of.

Every day I go into the elevator, there the girls talk:
"My husband has returned from a trip. Bearded and dirty. I thought a bomb in the apartment slides"

After the terrible snowfall in the Urals, when I am asked where the car came from, I boldly and straightforwardly answer - accumulated)))

Don’t scare the guys with your character.
I am none. I am modest and quiet.
I: I even hid all my pictures from knife battles))