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[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107099
 20.12.2014
How does a product of exclusively animal origin fall into vegetable oil, can it be clarified?

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Miss, did you want to clarify before you decided to let anyone go? Or our plants have ceased to be living organisms, which essentially contain this fat in their fragile cells, excluding only unfortunate prokaryotes, endowed with such a wonderful opportunity.
and...
Dear Sir, you would at least open a school textbook on biology and by familiar letters try to learn that living organisms are divided into the kingdom of animals and the kingdom of plants. And the oil cultures of the plant kingdom cannot contain the fat of the meat and milk of the animal kingdom. They do not cross, at all. A cat with raps and sunflower instead of wool and high-hearted flowers for you! ))

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №107098
 20.12.2014
This is:

Well, and what kind of profitable production is concentrated in Norway, Sweden and Canada, are you highly spiritual?

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In Canada there is, say, Bombardier (like a very large manufacturer of trams, trains, locomotives, aircraft and other little things like quad-cycles).

In Sweden, for example, there is the furniture giant Ikea.

Norwegians do not have any crazy developments, but they did not steal their petrodollars, but allowed to improve living standards and created a significant reserve fund, which allows them to now relatively calmly experience the fall in the price of oil.

In the end, let me wonder: how long have you been gambled in Google? How is it in Baneto?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107097
 20.12.2014
Green is the color of Avada Kedavra, the dollar is also green.
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The color of light, the color of life, the color of Islam, and the color of Esperanto. Fuck, I just had a conspiracy theory!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107096
 20.12.2014
Judging by the fact that in the cartoon about Cheburashka the crocodile walks in a hat and coat, knows how to write and talk, he is genetically modified.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №107095
 20.12.2014
DerArto: Santa, I don’t know what it’s like to sleep out, I’ve never had it, but others say it’s cool, give it a gift for the New Year, right?

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №107094
 20.12.2014
In our climate to produce products for $100 you need to spend $120 :(
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Do you really believe that the scale of scattering is directly related to the climate, or are you simply quoting the method?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107093
 20.12.2014
We are discussing the upcoming wedding with the young man.
He said, “It would really be right if I first went to your mother, talked to her and asked for a blessing.
I: Actually, it would be right if you didn’t fuck me before the wedding.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107092
 20.12.2014
I finally realized that I made the right decision – to get out of here! When I came to work in the morning, I saw two cockroaches running out of an empty office on the frost.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107091
 20.12.2014
I work in a pharmacy.
A woman at fifty:
Tell me, do you have trousers?
No, there are cracks.
What damn do I have of your coats? I need a trunk.
Take the coats. Winter is long.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №107090
 20.12.2014
Pchela fed kotozay on one side with carrots and on the other with meat.
<kotozay> ^_^
Faumi> pchela: where did you put the carrots there?
<kotozay> very correct and vivid question, by the way...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №107089
 20.12.2014
Awwal12: I am most concerned about the other... why, sorry, "Interstellar"? Could not be translated?
Hellerick: Interstellar Trans

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107088
 20.12.2014
In the contest "I guess this melody from one note and switch the channel" the obvious leader will be the home screensaver 2.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №107087
 20.12.2014
Is there a free medicine in Russia? OO
And it is more abrasive!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №107086
 20.12.2014
I have a familiar young family, where my mother is an information protection specialist and my dad is a programmer. Mommy is my childhood friend.
I talk to her about life, among other things, asking her how her little daughter lives.
Among other things, my mom boasted:
"and also she ticks her finger on the subject and asks to name, saying "ide")))

[ + 18 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107085
 20.12.2014
Fuck you guys. I don’t know for whom, but for me "Belarus" is a tractor.
A town girl, 26 years old. =) is

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №107084
 20.12.2014
The Decorsys:
We sit in an empty room, here our headquarters rushes and almost screams from the threshold: "What is default in the country?"" We all rounded our eyes, in our thoughts alreadyé the whole life has passed and the 13th salary with the premium has flown: "How is default? Who said?" And in response: "Taxi Driver!" The room drowned in a general choking, straight to tears)))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №107083
 20.12.2014
XXX: I draw up protocols for gas sampling for a heating company, well, which is engaged in heating. It feels like being picked up somewhere in hell.
YYY: In the sense?
XXX: The determined component is sulfur dioxide. A selection place - boiler No. 1, boiler No. 2, boiler No. 3 and so on. >_<

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №107082
 20.12.2014
<MATPOCKuH> Wipes transplantation, however, still remains a very difficult and diligent operation. But if it is performed successfully, the result is impressive. The only "but" - the eyelids will have to be cut regularly, as the hair from the patient's head is used for transplantation, which, naturally, can grow to an impressive length.
MATPOCKuH imagined at a metal concert a man shaking with a hair rising from his eyes.
<Unicornix> how to cut your hair? It is better to wrap in cracks, stick cracks, etc.
<Unicornix> and generally convenient - you don't have to put light bulbs in your eyes. You can bind the eyelids (upper and lower) behind the head.
<Unicornix> can be crossed to hold better.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №107081
 20.12.2014
Wow, it was great yesterday :)
Okay, what do you say about Kesha?
Wow, she is stupid.
WOW: Just like you.
Q: is normal
HHH: How are you?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №107080
 20.12.2014
Stop the panic and scare!! to
Peace, peace and friendship! Being nervous is harmful.

Russia is my home, Ukraine is the home of a quarter of my ancestors, Belarus is the home of my friends. Many of them are also black.
In insulting your neighbors, you insult your compatriots.
The difficulties in the country should bring us closer together, not cause hatred and controversy.
Dumbledore said that love is the supreme force that can overcome everything.
I don’t want war, I want snow to fall and my friends and I ride saucers.
Green is the color of Avada Kedavra, the dollar is also green.
And to us relatives came from Donetsk, we are now close, but very fun.

Practice I go through in the school of psychology, asked 6-7 classes to write their thoughts and feelings, how they feel the events happening.
Most responded in this way.

Do not be angry! Children very subtly take the mood, do not let them remember childhood in a negative way.


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