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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №151470
 20.12.2018
xxx: It is known that the director of the film 3+2 Heinrich Oganesyan studied the psychology of people by means of experiments. Here is one case - a bright sunny day, Moscow, one of the trolley bus stops. There is a man wrapped in a rainy coat with an open umbrella. A trolleybus arrives and one or two passengers may be paying attention to this strange person. The trolleybus leaves and this type, as you guessed it was G. Oganesyan, sits quickly into a passenger car that surpasses this trolleybus and at the next stop stands the same strange person, to whom four or more passengers pay attention. The trolleybus leaves and the same happens. At the third stop, half of the passengers are surprised to see an unknown subject. At the fourth or fifth stop, everybody, without exception, is looking at this stranger.



YYY: And what does this experiment have to prove?



zzz: That a light car is faster than a bus.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №151469
 20.12.2018
Many programming languages are taught at our faculty. For example, a dolphin, but it looks like this: “Look, it’s Dolphin. Let us go on.”

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №151468
 20.12.2018
Strangely enough, taxes and retirement age have increased here, and Russia has organized protests in France.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №151467
 20.12.2018
Will these people teach the Jews to live?

In 1954, when Ben-Gurion was prime minister, he went to the United States to meet with President Eisenhower to ask for his help and support in building the state of Israel. John Foster Dales, then Secretary of State, asked Ben-Gurion, “Say, Mr. Prime Minister, who are you and your country representing? Per you represent the Jews of Poland, Yemen, Romania, Morocco, Iraq, Russia, or Brazil? After 2000 years of exile, can we honestly speak of a single nation, a single culture? Can you talk about a single heritage, or a single Jewish tradition?”

Ben-Gurion replied, “You see, Mr. Secretary of State, about 300 years ago, under the Mayflower sailing ship from England, the first settlers arrived and settled in the place that became the largest democratic superpower known as the United States of America. Now, do me a favor – go out, find 10 American children and ask them the following questions:
What was Captain Mayflower’s name?
How long did the flight last?
What kind of people were on the ship?
What were the conditions of swimming during the trip?

I am sure you will agree with me that you have all the chances not to get the correct answers to these questions.

Unlike America – not 300, but more than 3,000 years ago, Jews left Egypt. I ask you, Mr. Secretary, in each of your numerous trips around the world, try to meet 10 Jewish children in different countries. And ask them:
What was the name of the leader who brought the Jews out of Egypt?
How long did it take them to reach the land of Israel?
What did they eat in the desert?
What happened to the sea when they crossed it?
As soon as you have the answers to these questions, please consider my request carefully again!”

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №151466
 20.12.2018
Spending 1.5 trillion rubles on a federal program to create a super-heavy rocket to explore the moon at a time when you have not mastered Podolsk is a bit wasted.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №151465
 20.12.2018
At the exit of the store, comes a girl with whom a couple of times encountered looks between the shelves, a gesture to ask to remove the headphones, I shoot, says: "You know I really liked you and I wanted to say that I love you." I lie, for a couple of seconds, from surprise, I answer, “Thank you, I like you too.” Before she had time to add anything, she smiled and went out of the store. I don’t want to miss this opportunity, because. She’s cute and I’ve been alone for a long time. I reach out, ask for the number, her answer: "Sorry, I don't meet in the street."

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