When I was a kid, I was convinced that the president, like a fairy tale king, could take any money from the treasury. I have grown up and nothing has changed. :)

From student years there is a mantra that helps not to forget anything, leaving the house:
The passport
Money is
Telephone is
Travelled
The keys
Gandalf
Now there is a wife and a car, but the mantra still works - instead of a pass, a magnetic pass is taken to the office, and instead of a gangdon, a working flash drive. The wife is already accustomed and does not stress on the "gandon". But the customer’s face was very stretched when I said boldly from the threshold: “I’m back! “I forgot you had Gandon in the system block.”
Are there poets here? help to come up with a new mantra, so that it is not shameful to brag in decent society!

The xxx:
Would you give him it soon?

YYYY :
Fuck, I don’t mind it, but he just wants so much that I can’t give it so easily.

Here it has been repeatedly scrolled out that "1 cheek is 1/8 of an orgasm", here is the story on this topic:
I wait for the teacher, I am late. At 20, everybody does their own business. I, in fact, too - broke up with my girlfriend and here, the bat, as I sneeze, and loudly and even unexpectedly (there was not even the feeling that I wanted to sneeze), then again and again... on the fifth cheek, they lost their account. At the end, it already seemed that the whole Moscow was shaken, collapsed on the floor and covered my face with my hands - I leave, and I am ashamed. In the words of a friend:
A thoughtful voice from the hall: One cheek is 1/8 of an orgasm.
* from the neighboring party*: she probably had a full-fledged orgasm... you hear, eh? (and I am not up to him, in my ears there is a bell) whispering, it seems and really ended, not even a whisper.
Now I’m famous for the whole world :(

Written from the words of one acquaintance, Dasha forgive me, but it is a painful funny story :D

A potato please.
and frey?? to
There is no one...