How little is needed for happiness, the wife ran for shopping, the aunt and the child went for a walk, the chef left. A morning, Wednesday, I lie on the couch, and there is silence around.

by Eve:

I’m flying on Vargura, never noticed, and the bride noticed and asked, “Why do you have a camouflage in space?”and "
YYY: And then the war?

leading on the fifth channel in the program about the fall of the Chelyabinsk meteorite to an eyewitness: "and is it true that between the flash and the shock wave there was such a silence that even the birds did not sing?"
The witness answered: Yes!
So, in the winter in Chelyabinsk is usually flooded??? They are harsh.

The best way to lose something is to remove it "so that it doesn’t get lost".
Just a magical phrase.

When will a new father be chosen?

Satiel: I do not know. Want to send a summary?

From Rambler News:
Nikita Jigurda said he was ready to lead the gay parade in Russia, and offered Philip Kirkorov to join it, reports "Tatar-inform".
“Even six or ten years ago, gay culture was completely incomprehensible to me. And only after meeting with my current wife Anisina and some of her friends, who are gay, I became more loyal to them,” said the actor and musician at a meeting with journalists in Kazan.
Gigurda said he would go to the parade in defense of gay rights because he is not a homophobe and calls for judging gay people “not by their shell.”
“In addition, with my devotion to gay culture, I am ready to lead a gay parade. If Philip Kirkorov had acknowledged himself as gay, in my opinion, he would have become the gay king of Russia. He would be the Russian Elton John or the Russian Philip Zvezda.

All men are goats!
Oh yeah meeee
Do it again)
by Neeee

I go to the management letter to sign, the building is large, the people are going down... I go into the elevator, there is a colleague, a lady from the other floor, from another office...
I: Hi (on the machine)
I am healed already :)
I : Yes? I don’t remember a lot of people...
A: You have to carry the mark with you. I greeted the man on his forehead. and :)

On the eve of the joke about the 23rd of February. about foam, socks and shorts.
I will give my box for the rifle, self-made and comfortable.
You should not get married there.

xxx: Hope - a popular name in Russia
yyy: Hope is a popular activity in Russia, blatant

I go to the kitchen in the morning, my parents are gone, and I see a strange thing there. I thought my mom bought a creative plate. Well, I put snacks, salads and tasted it, here. This is the luster of the luster =)

News: In Chelyabinsk, police are investigating cases of the sale of fragments of a meteorite. Employers will be punished" So if a meteorite struck you on the site - it is already the property of the state, and you fucking bald =)

So if aliens arrive, they automatically become members of the EP =)))

How to install a nuclear power plant in rural areas:

I will buy a house, put a wind generator and name a nuclear power plant. As an alternative source of electricity. Let them all be afraid!! The source of energy will be a thermonuclear reaction on the Sun. And let them try to bet with me!"

I respond to a friend from a very hasty marriage to our common acquaintance.
I am pleased with one of his sentences:

XXX: You do not understand. In it there is everything: mind, beauty, and kindness.
HH: And sometimes even me.

and today. The director came in.
D: It’s me, your conscience has come!
I: What, are you already awake?

xxx: the faithful woman
YYY: and that
xxx: not that that husband hd
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYY: Yes, stop

Previously they said "andeground", now they say "now".

She made a hair mask, put a bullet on her head, wrapped it with a towel. But the mask still drops.
My husband came from work and asked:
What’s coming out of his head?
I: the brains run out
But why the chicken?
I: I will need more!

Vano: Overall very good
This is a review of the 12th cemetery on Google Maps

XX: I am going to go
xxx: grandmothers near the entrance will whisper "Look, looking for a googling woman"...