I saw a wonderful picture today.

In the park, on a bench, there are three old boys with brick faces, age, edak, 25. One of them rides a wheelchair (!) pink (although they are all in a hot black from head to foot). And all three gently snooping, looking into the wheelchair, and one of them did all this without stopping to bite the seeds!

Ihaveabomb: Are you alone at home? Time to watch porn with sound!

Comments on the website of the online store to the juicer Pro-V-Juicer (its advertisement is rotated around the clock on the TV-Sale channel):

ELENA SMIRNOVA: How do you get your car back? Who survives nothing!! Why are you deceiving people!!! It doesn’t cost two rubles!!!! to

Ivan Giuseppe: It is not true. I bought it and very pleased, it presses everything! Even redis, carrots, hernia (hrenovaha with blu-cruasau mm... ))))) presses out tapinambur (it is a pear!The female root. I pressed out the meat - a great sublimation is made. Cabbage juice, I recommend it to everyone. One minus - my grandfather from advertising now lives with me and constantly asks me to mix some juice with vodka. He is old, but he will soon die. I will press him.

My mom told me that when she came from work, she opened the entrance door and heard a conversation on the stairs, the guy says to someone:
I touched her for the nipple because I wanted to see what a person she was.

Discussing the distribution "Sexual programmer: how to like girls" on ro tracker

1st If there is, then also put out the book "Sexual Sisadmin: How to set up a lock";;

2nd And I am looking for a book "Sexual Designer: How to Catch a Customer"

Three His latest book is “Linux: How to Fuck the Penguins.” ? to When will it be in PDF?

He: Here I ran and I don’t want to smoke.
She: I got up on the weights and don’t want to eat.

Call to the Client (K)
I: Good morning, I will update you. Please name the current version of your program.
Q: Hello to you. Call me the rate of refinancing of the Central Bank of Russia.
You will not say it right away...
K: I am about the same thing.

Anyone, explain why the cassette tape appears everywhere in the spring?

The tape:
Matvienko asked the people of St. Petersburg to remove the New Year's tree from the balconies.
Comments from Shit:
Per even in the elevators to stop riding?

A new computer game:
XX: Half of the monsters from the video I recognized... I saw in the yard.

On the radio DJs read SMS. "I congratulate my beloved husband..." And then the phrase "Next is not a clear text."
How to fuck in SMS can be written in unclear text!!! to