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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №28993
 20.04.2010
Rukov: I believe that girls can be divided into two categories - after one you should go to a venereologist, and after another - to a psychiatrist.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №28992
 20.04.2010

I have a Canon 550D.
Review: Mazda 3
YYY: 780 fantasies from Turbo
xxx: won the game, cottage (

by archi_san

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №28991
 20.04.2010
- How many do not learn the correct pronunciation of the word "DURshlag", you pronounce "DURshlag" anyway.
- And don't tell me, I want to call the neighbor by his name - fatherhood, but it's still a shit.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №28990
 20.04.2010
Everyone has a boss as a boss, stuck in the airports of Europe.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №28989
 20.04.2010
Celine: We go to church.
sssr1945: Orthodox?
Celine: No, we are Protestants at all.
sssr1945: A thousand devils! The damned Huguenots!
sssr1945: Sorry, I did not hold back.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №28988
 20.04.2010
The blonde girlfriend was pleased. When asked “Why do you watch House 2?” she replied that when she looked at it, she immediately felt smart.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №28987
 20.04.2010
The xxx:
7% is too much?There are 121 calories and 200 grams.
YYYY :
I won’t take more than two in my mouth.
The xxx:
Don't translate the topic, you better answer me about the sour))

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №28986
 20.04.2010
If a man suddenly began to make claims to his wife, which he did not have before, it means that he had a woman who he did not have before and to whom he has no claims.

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №28985
 20.04.2010
From the Women’s Forum on Contraception:
"I read an article about safe days and on the first weekend allowed my young man to suicide.) Read more about safe days and enjoy life! She is a mother of four children."

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №28984
 20.04.2010
<Punx> Since 1861, the Russian people have been striking rights. Up to 2 percent.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №28983
 20.04.2010
But here I have a mother-in-law - burned, can I repair it? Here is photo.
yyy: Treatment of drinks on photos, not expensive ;)
XX: I am afraid you are wrong with the community.
yyy: I am afraid that I am the admin of this community.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №28982
 20.04.2010
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I have forgotten what shit is.
XXX is wrong?
YYY : No.

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №28981
 20.04.2010
And I finally learned the word Eyjafjallajökull.
2 Why? →
1: Why not?
2: What is the practical meaning?
1: It is funny=) Here discusses how to erupt, says such: "This is a volcano, like his...", and I am such with a note of contempt: "Ayafjallajoküdl is it?", and all such at once on me O_O

[ + 108 - ] Comment quote №28980
 20.04.2010
In 2009, more than 300 domestic products were awarded the "100 best goods of Russia" label.
I think I am alone in something?

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №28979
 20.04.2010
Who would have thought at the end of the 80s that a computer with 8 gigs of memory, a 400 MHz processor, a wireless internet access, a 5 megapixel camera, and a phone, my seven-month-old daughter would be able to halve her mouth.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №28978
 20.04.2010
Growth medium, body shaped, hair rare, eyes gray, watery, general impression - nest

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №28977
 20.04.2010
xxh: I bought the stitch rollon "On the home bouillon"(!). Product composition: flour, palm oil, salt, sodium glutamate, guara camel, sodium dioxide, potassium carbonate, turmeric, folic acid, tartrazine, inosinate, sodium guanilate, chicken flavoring.
Ahahahahahahahahahahah I remember my grandmother cooked it for me. HDD

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №28976
 20.04.2010
Healthy, are you doing it?
Batteries are crushed
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ууу:Yes, fucking in the kitchen of the cat, on which the inscription "Christ has risen" (from the grandmother, who lived before)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
uyy: I wake up at night, I hear the whistling of water and whistling... I think the writer of the pipe broke... I run to the kitchen, there is no light (the house is shaken, the light and the elevator are constantly cut off)... I touched the candle and I sat with it behind the batteries I watch ( the sound from it went). Everything is fine, as if there was a noise...Let’s sleep.
In the morning, the wife, does not talk... the wound did not argue... tried, it turned out she heard a noise in the night, went out to the kitchen, and there I am naked, on my knees, in my hands with a candle at the battery with the inscription "Christ Rises" ))))))) grit in the tigar back, squeezingly became thought I became a fanatic or lunar))))))))....and I came...embraced...heart crazy to crumble (more, I was almost embarrassed thinking that the battery was crazy))))))
I am a fan of the battery)))))))


[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №28975
 20.04.2010
Q: Do you have a perforator?
YYY: No, but there are hundred-watt columns, did I understand you correctly?

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №28974
 20.04.2010
XXX: What are you doing? Do you crawl?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I do the last quest on the proff, available from the fifth leaf. As a reward I will receive "proof of professional literacy", 8400 aden/mes and dohuya exp.

XXX is oh! Is it for the quarter?? 7

Diploma is fucking!! Make a diploma, fucking, or they will be exhausted!

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