comments on the topic at the Kyrgyz Forum that Rosa Otunbayev was appointed interim president of Kyrgyzstan until the end of 2011:

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yyy: well yes, why, they are the results of the morning poll on the forum of pasmarelli, where the majority of votes "for" and decided that so will come.

zzz: Putin probably sits and thinks "and how could it have been that way too? o_0"

Pictures of mentally ill people. The first comment killed:
I painted like that in school.

Why are you so messy on the floor?
Yyy: Hm... because I’m having a disorderly sex life.

Time – midnight, dialogue in the ass, with a man in the army (Kier):

Devi: I am going to sleep.
I want to get up at six.
I’d like to do it too, but it’s dressed :)
Can’t you take off the dress?
Kier: Yeah, it is just like this:)))

Boy: Generally, it will be gentle, so that you won’t even notice anything.
I want to say something 😉
Q: Well, I’ll give you the signs so you don’t get confused)))
D: to raise the signs?)))
P is ah. "Stand up", "Stand up", "Cry and scratch your back"
D: * rofl *
P: and at the end of the "Burning Applause"

to this:

We decided that we would open NarcDonald’s.In it will be "GashishBurger","Drug free" and "McMac",and "HappyCurry"))
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Max is
This is what I smoke!!!! to

Mashutka: Well, while we wait for rl - insert the letter to get the word: _lyon
Tagged: Member
by Sanyalol: члён
Princess: Member
Knightofdeath: The Clone
Imbalena: O0 suddenly

Money, of course, does not smell, but to have it, you need to have a good smell.

The summer. My wife and daughter are on duty service in Moscow. The hour of night.
The call. The Worried Wife:
Wow, what to do? Tanke had a huge butterfly in her ear.
It comes out!
I advise to find a pincet in the cosmetic and act on it. In a few minutes I will receive a thank you SMS. This is prehistory.

From the testimony of eyewitnesses it was possible to establish the following: at midnight, having laid the children, two girlfriends sit on the wing to drink honeymoon to talk about this. At this time, a healing night butterfly crashes into one’s ear on a shaving flight and floats inside, after which it begins futile attempts to get out. Trying to get free, the animal furiously scratches his legs about the drum membrane. It turns out that it is very painful. Also becomes obvious the fact that the female ear is deep enough to accommodate a fairly large insect, and it is not possible to extract it with your fingers.
At the Extraordinary Council, the decision is made not to call Shoigu, but to do so by false means. For example a toothbrush. After several sensitive injections into the butt, the creature decides to leave the sadists through the brain, but the female drum membrane turns out to be strong enough and the attempt to escape fails.
Furthermore, the Council decides to drown the joint leg, and get rid of the body with a strong stream of water. The victim moves into the shower. Washing brings some results in the form of stopping snoring, after which experts conclude the onset of death due to drowning. However, removing the body with water pressure is not possible.
Try to replace water with air. The powerful Delonghi vacuum cleaner comes into operation with a removable container for dust collection. A visual inspection of the container shows the absence of a butterfly in it, a visual inspection of the ear confirms the disappointing conclusions of experts – drowning led to a bloating of the body, which prevented the suction.
The High Council makes a brilliant decision. Since when taking off an airplane, the laying of ears can be eliminated by swallowing, experts come to the conclusion about the connection of ears with the nasopharynx, and therefore between them. In the light of God, a pump is drawn for inflating air balls.
The attention! Under the drum break, the pump is naturally inserted into the ear opposite to the affected. However, the failure of the experiment proves the errors of theoretical calculations.
Finally, the Council decides to abandon the futile struggle, the help of the hall and the 50/50. Called a friend. Next you know.

P.S The extracted insect immediately went up into the air and quietly fled to the nearest lighthouse to complain.

The work of British masters. The Mexican Gulf. Picture of oil.

The entrance is usual: a home phone, smoking in olive banks, in the elevator.
And here – between the first and second floors, just under the mailboxes – no one brought. very large. and brown. and glossy. The Spiral of Archimedes. On the first day, we spotted, grumbled, sympathized with the neighbors. Neighbors did not need sympathy and on the second day solved the problem unstandardly and aesthetically: they poured a bunch of sugar sand. White currant with yellow spots. Truffle in Russian. Fuck the sugar.

British scientists have discovered that I eat nothing unclear

If you’re constantly being killed by news and comments about them, why don’t you mind it?

So you say to the microwave "I go, I go"?? to

Tumbi4: So why does the window calculator refuse to divide 529 by 23?
KyCTuK: What did you take?
Tumbi4: I don’t share it
KyCTuK: 23 * 23 = 529 ))
Tumb4: and to share?
KyCTuK: 529 \ 23 = 23 is not stupid
Tumbi4: the calculator does not divide
KyCTuK: What does he say?
Tumbi4: the first time you press straight, and nothing happens,
Tumbi4: the second time you press 1
KyCTuK: Well because 529 \ 23 = 23 \ 23 = 1
KyCTuK: I assure you that you have the same problem with a regular calculator...

to this:

Listening to the news on the radio:
"Saudi firefighters were allowed to rescue women during the fire."...and before that what did they do with them?
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Before that, it was forbidden to rescue women without a curtain.
15 schoolgirls burned alive because the guards and teachers did not let them go.
Bring it to the interested.

Q: What did you do with that girl?
Tagged with: AGA
HH: And how is she?
norm. sympathetic, with humor everything is okay. there is a minus...
HH: What is it?
I came to meet my boyfriend!! >_<

Did you know that Rowling filed a lawsuit against Dmitry Emtza? for plagiarism. In some countries, his books were banned. For example, in the Netherlands...
and Ura! Even if one country is fighting this evil at the state level!
Do you have a list of banned books in the Netherlands? They are... two! “Mein Kampf” and “Tanya Grotter”

The old, old

He enters the audience and publishes:
and salutation. This is test. You see me?

Foolish and old. Better than any of the WTFs published here.

to this:

From an interview with the head coach of the hockey team:

Would you prefer to play in the quarterfinals late or in the afternoon?

We would rather play in the quarter-finals.

You have already got there.

Even more so.
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Is our hockey coach a half-liter mouse?