I am afraid to wear shoes.)
M is?
I waited for a friend, he was late, I decided to wait while I am standing in the nearby store, to see suddenly there are bags...
-I go in, and there is an empty hall and a man of 10 sellers) I felt like a gazelle that is hunted, I walk between the shelves, and they (sellers) surround me from all sides, bypass... really unpleasant feeling what))
It is 😉
I turn and go out. One of them is trying to delay the prey "do you have any suggestions?"I’m so stupid! Go away from there 😉

xxx: pioneer made booking tickets online at his home
XXX: Cool and comfortable
See also: Free seats with seats occupied.
XHH: and you choose which place c - and book
XHH: cool and comfortable
xxx: but
We live in Russia!
One of the first reservers booked the pool.
by writing the booked chairs in the room

after I saw the cat's eyes looking at my 23" monitor, I decided to change the screensaver to a fixed)))

Lenore_cldg: husband, are you delayed today?

Absolute by Nea. I am on time today.

The word "Listings" is beautifully sealed.
XXX: The postman's chest chopsticks dropped!
YYY: There is an Exelnik, but where are the photos? Without them it can’t go.

Sometimes I just want to kill her.
XXX And sometimes not simply, but sophisticated and with torture.

Why is your lamp flashing? Is epilepsy scary?

I have not been on Google Maps for a long time.
What do you think new locations have emerged? 😉

I liked the status of a familiar VK: "It is right that you refuse small joys...such as: to wear a 60-size pants, to eat a happy mil with a toy and the boy who bought it".

He lost a friend 100 rubles in a bet, wanted to throw on the phone,
But the terminal did not work, so payment was postponed until evening. I write to him in aska:
The terminal does not work. Cinema in the evening. The money will be during
Tony
Listen, Johnny, Don Carlon won’t be very pleased with this.
Listen to
Don’t just cut off Elizabeth’s fingers anymore
Oooo, Elizabeth... as she stood, Johnny
Do not touch her with your dirty hands, shit!
If there is no money, there is nothing to touch.
I will repay the debt. Let me talk to her.
1 to Allo. and Elizabeth!! to
1 Everything will be fine. You hear me sweet!! to
and Johnny!! to
2 is cute!! to
1 by Elizabeth.
What they put in my mouth I can’t say.
Now, Johnny, you understand our determination.

Someone in Ancient Welsh
From a richly decorated lodge
He went to the country where Pluto reigned.
Simply put, he is dead.
And as it used to be, he appeared in hell for judgment.
Then question him:
“What were you? Where was he born?”
He was born in Persia, and was a satrap.
But since, while I was alive, I was poor in health,
I did not regulate the area.
I left everything to the secretary.”
“What did you do?” – “Drank, ate and slept,
He signed everything he gave.”
So go to his paradise!”
“How! Where is justice?”
Mercury was screaming,
Forgetting about politeness.
“Oh brother! Answered Eak. – is
You do not know the affairs.
Do you not see? The dead man was a fool.
If with such power.
He took for his deeds, unfortunately,
It would ruin the whole end.
You’t have tears there!
Then he went to paradise.
What has not been done.”

Yesterday I was in court and saw a judge there:
It seems like he is in heaven!

I.A The Wings

We never understand the French manners... one is allowed to make prostitutes the first ladies, and the second is not allowed to fuck even the maid in a human way.

xxx: During today’s walk my blue eye under the eye gained more than 2000 views =(

Sandris: He threw his phone out the window. I confirm that the "flight mode" function does not work.

The stars are small holes in the floor of Paradise.

Will you go with me to the parade on May 28th?
YYY: The Fells!
YYY contact removed itself
XXX is he-he. To whom do I owe more money?