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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №7051
 20.06.2008
Aaa to!! to
In the Republic of Chad one download FireFox 3.0!
Bring it to the top - we will support the developing country's AyTishnega))))

Let the oak be better!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №7050
 20.06.2008
I was in the yard tonight. Kakieto fools pulled out from the first floor, the extender pulled the plasma and the mouse center, made the bars in front of it, the center was rolled on the whole.. and the 25 men were sitting under the beer orals, sick for our... really can’t do the mouse center! The mints came, someone apparently caused a sleep hinder (only about 2 minutes after our hit.... they were poured and they sat down to the end with the men, and then chased on the bean, waving the flags in the courtyard and off the road to Kuban)))))))
Sick for Russia!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №7049
 20.06.2008
The social question. I need to interview 25 people. Then count, the schemes are all there. motivation of work. I interviewed the Aitishnikov, calculated... the predecessor said to rework and question normal adequate people :)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №7048
 20.06.2008
Volchenok
I killed him... I killed him...
Tagged@
whom?? to
Volchenok
I lived there... a little furry creature... he grew up in our pot! This is so dull, silver! rose, multiplied and ate peelings!!! And when I washed him in the bathroom, he looked at me so complainingly and seemed to have said the word - Daddy.
Tagged@
and bl!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7047
 20.06.2008
Talk a guy with a girl
D. Hello
P. to Hello
D. How old are you?
by p.20
D. And what will we do then?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №7046
 20.06.2008
I have two swimsuits, one blue and one grey, but I’m still fat.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №7045
 20.06.2008
People, do not go to Ikea next week, the evil are now on us!!!! to

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №7044
 20.06.2008
I'm writing to a girl after watching the movie "We Were Soldiers".
I: I don’t understand what kind of devil the Yugoslavs in Vietnam needed? A poor country where there is no nutside except for the jungle and the rice.
It’s a mystery for me too.
I: I think it’s now for them too.
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
Let’s talk about something pleasant.
I am OK. I slowly take off my trousers. :)
< break>
Continue as soon as you have started!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №7043
 20.06.2008
Fairy: arranged as an English instructor. A small uncontrolled child (6 years) of a neighbor. I sit today in the kitchen, waiting with his mother on the couch to find him on the horizon, to start forcibly pushing knowledge into him... and they just brought a telecome packed all in poppy polyethylene... and here comes out this spinoff, wrapped with polyethylene from the legs to the head and says: "Well, I found myself an occupation for the next 20 years, and you, mom?"
...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №7042
 20.06.2008
I am hysterical. The client came, is signed in the contract....I say to him: "Put another seal", and he says that I forgot, and here I _ balbesina - with a serious face I say to him: "We have a serious organization, then write blood".
The curtain.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №7041
 20.06.2008
In the light of recent events, apparently, the hypnosis still decided to go.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №7040
 20.06.2008
University of Civil Law Examination.
The teacher obviously follows the student, she is terribly nervous.
Talk about bombs.

Students don’t go to the solarium.
Teacher: Are you going?
The student: No.

The audience watched...

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №7039
 20.06.2008
Observatory at the University. There the bikers are gathering, you know.
Another stumbling.
On the one hand, real such uncles are bearded, solid. Harley stands in a row shining chrome, all one to one. Uncles stand quietly, rubbing something of their own. All so calm, noble, solid...

On the other side are the athletes. Vzhik-vzhik, there here, constantly whistle, whistle, villa, etc., then go to the store, then come, like a beekeeping shorter.

Here one of them flies to the uncles, stops, smoke from under the wheels... and asks:
The men! Why will you never meet us?
Uncle calmly, splashing to the side:
Why should I meet you? You are new every year...

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №7038
 20.06.2008
I went to Aska and asked for permission. She is not known to me.
The Conversation :

I : Hi you. presented

She: Don’t you mind having sex like a thread?

I:Rather, current certificate from CVD, HIV test, clean underwear, McDack bag

I : is it arranging?

Why a bag?

I: Well, you will be a little struggling!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №7037
 20.06.2008
Koliabys
I wonder what kind of exam it will be.

Godcore
I wonder what fucking he would be.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №7036
 20.06.2008
Conversation in the office.
-Nastia, we need programmers, look for, look for
There are no programmers.
You are born! We will help. HYYYYYY
You will have to wait 18 years.
From a young age, I have been teaching him programming. His first word will be... emm... hmm... hello world!!! to

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №7035
 20.06.2008
Astra: I am reading the seven tablets of the covenant by Angel de Quatière.
I am Adolf Hitler, and I am Mayn Kampf.
Astra: mmm and who is it?))
I was such a modest writer at the time.)
Astral: Is it about love?
Virt: ohha... to the Jews)))

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №7034
 20.06.2008
If we win the Dutch, we’ll be burning.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №7033
 20.06.2008
Thanks to the bilayne of copters all over the country, they are now called accomplices.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №7032
 20.06.2008
258986751: Discuss ways of dating in local locals:

MB: Well why, you come and take the pot off your head, and say:
Sorry for distracting, but can you make me a soup?
You stretch her pot...
Her reaction is understandable, with her eyes shaken, and laughing, she will find nothing to say except:
No is
And here you - throw out the pot and give
“Well, fuck him with the soup, so what’s your name?

And all, it’s yours, the main thing is surprisingDig: :-D so busy
258986751: Strange people live around
Dig: You can also check "Don't help me dry the pasta" with a dumpling.
258986751: a very amazing acquaintance with drilling "sorry girl can you drill anything?"
(11:33:58) 258986751: can you still attach wings to your back and ask "how do you feel about flying?"
258986751: the pedestrian
Dig : :-D
258986751: and you can also arm yourself with a sack and ask "you did not see a butterfly the size of a frog" here, and show a three-litre bowl with cockroaches so that it is clear - that a serious scientist
Dig: And also a whip and in the swamps "you did not cut it down here" and stand on a rubber boat
258986751: and then offer to ride around the pond

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