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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №99494
 20.06.2014
It is something! It was written about the sound screwdriver. This is FIGN.
My colleague had a birthday yesterday. We greeted, at lunch on a glass, the envelope was handed over and returned home.
He came today. In blinds, in a light striped suit, glasses without glasses and... with a sound screwdriver! So this fig cosplayer ordered not just a copy, but a universal remote control in the form of this piece. Now the air conditioner in the office, the projector in the hall and the telephone at the boss can produce what he needs. The effect is indelible (given that three people from the entire office know about the character). 35 years of engineering.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №99493
 20.06.2014
xxx: Do you argue that cockroaches can act as dipole elements in a phased grid?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №99492
 20.06.2014
Lunch in the dining room, we discuss whether it is possible to search for the military commander evading recruits with the help of "iPad calculations", photos from the FB, checks or Instagram. They came to the conclusion that they didn’t need it, because they didn’t need the hipster army.
"Look, this is my first machine!", "Photo of my food in the soldier’s dining room" "Caraul, write"...selfie on the machine... last...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №99491
 20.06.2014
And yet another:
Add to:

xxx: I would like to hear some helpful advice)))
Fly with Aeroflot aircraft.
Keep money in the savings box.
When you leave, turn off the light.
Not to hide.
Take care of
Smoking is harmful to your health.
Koi iron - count the money without leaving the box.
PS: After reading, burn, pull out the cable, squeeze the glass.

Do not drink much, do not swim for bucks, carefully open inside, take care of your cucumbers.

If reason and life are dear to you, stay away from turf swamps.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №99490
 20.06.2014
To the flight:
Lord, you forget that you live in a country of economic paradoxes. For example, we have 44 FZ, for which it is very difficult to steal 10 rubles, and it is very easy to steal a pre-million. And with the prices of aeroflot everything is simple, we have antimonopoly legislation in the country, but in the case of aeroflot, railway, railway it does not work, and even moreover, the government does everything that these organizations would not just dominate in their industry, but also be monopolists in it. In many countries, different offices directly engage in transportation, which compete with each other, and shut down the structure that is responsible for airports / railway stations. In our country, as in some other countries, the market system is based not on commodity-monetary relations, but on waste-out relations, which allows certain individuals to lobby laws for personal monopolization, and to repel the deputies for this, and this happens not only among monopolists of federal importance, but also among large private networks, such as the "anti-alcoholic" law - which in essence did not affect drunkenness, but limited the number of sellers on the market of both alcohol and other goods.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №99489
 20.06.2014
We discuss the statement of Jen Psaki: in the Rostov mountains beautiful healing air


We decided to invite her to visit.

Let the mountains show
ccc
Most importantly, when you invite, tell them to take the skies.
ccc
Happy Season

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99488
 20.06.2014
From OpenNet

>> I’m making swords, cheap...
The Sword of Qui, dear :)

I am embarrassed to ask about the emphasis on the first word...

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №99487
 20.06.2014
xxx: In addition to this option, the crossover will receive an asphalt convoy control system. Special sensors located in the side of the car will monitor the state of the road and transmit information to the control unit.
XXX: You have understood, right? We have such a car will in vain look for asphalt and sincerely believe that it was taken to an uninhabited land without roads.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №99486
 20.06.2014
I fucking ate happiness. What could be better than eating at 11 p.m.
SlaSh (L.V.Eat at 1 o'clock at night.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99485
 20.06.2014
Deputies intend to ban foreign words if they have Russian analogues

xxx: driver in Russian, yes.
yyy: The printer's cushion =)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №99484
 20.06.2014
I watched a picture in the park.
A four-year-old girl is surrounded by pigeons, and she shouts out at them: "Don't approach me! I am not a baton!and "

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №99483
 20.06.2014
It is clear that the authorities may, in your opinion, be obliged to subsidize these flights.
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This is the obligation!! If they so joyfully and cheerfully shout about the need to settle and reproduce the population of DV and Siberia, about how important it is for the country - to strengthen the eastern borders, so take care that this population can come on holiday, and visit my grandmother in Saratov not once in life, but once a year!
And now there is just an incredible outflow of the population to the west, the suburbs of Krasnodar - the former Far Easters.
And - Chinese airlines, Korean and Japanese would gladly serve DV and Siberia, but they are not allowed.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99482
 20.06.2014
And we need a more professional crew, knowing Russian and English as well as Spanish.
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And then a hook, and forced to Budapest, and the crew of the Madyarsk does not know. All of. Eat the land, dear passengers.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99481
 20.06.2014
There was a time when there were no cell phones and electronics.
Comes to the name of the director of the telegram with the words:
"Send money your mother expelled"
They could not long find out whose mother and where they were displaced.
An employee came from a business trip and said, “I sent a telegram, why didn’t you send money?” I was kicked out of the hotel"
He was then paid, he decided to save.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №99480
 20.06.2014
Women and cats have a lot in common. What you give them, they don’t want, and what they want, they don’t say.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №99479
 20.06.2014
Yyy: I go to work on high heels.When drivers skip me on the road, I specifically run (I have a large chest). So to say thank you a bit of the driver ?

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №99478
 20.06.2014
This is:

Kitnsk: At the World Cup in the first match of Russia Kerzhakov with a salary of $ 3 million a year scored a Korean footballer with a salary of $ 150 a month. Where they are lying, I don’t know where.

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Is the carpet at our doorstep?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №99477
 20.06.2014
The Spanish national football team played so that even the king renounced the throne.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №99476
 20.06.2014
QQ: People want only two things. First, there is no corruption in the country. And the second is that you can bypass any law.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №99475
 20.06.2014
Today, at work, I was greatly mocked by the "half-propylen", and I, in turn, - the naive assurance that the smoked ribs on the market are really calves, not pigs.
My husband grew up in the countryside and I in the city.

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