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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №154454
 20.06.2020
Xxx is a. I also remember the story from that time. I lived in the village then. One acquaintance, coming to a local store, complained to the bank Russian Standard. A map was sent to her by mail. We wrote that this is to you, said, to thank you for the timely and honest payment of the loan. There are already 65,000 on the map (I may be mistaken in the sum). You can use them when you are pleased. She and her husband were very happy. by Halyawaa! The Gift!

Well, they tried to film them and spend them. I bought a couch and something else. Cheers to this. Someone said it was a credit card. That is, money is not just a gift, but a loan. They will have to be returned within a certain period of time, otherwise there will be high interest rates. The grandmother was frightened, and came up with a way - burned the card in the oven.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №154453
 20.06.2020
There would be a state, and there would be a cook.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №154452
 20.06.2020
A colleague at work told me. The dog died at their house, lived for a long time, but apparently its time has come. To her 5-year-old daughter, she told her that the dog had fled to the village, so that the grandmother would not get bored. Also "at a visit to my grandmother" was recalled the poppy Tishka, who flew out of the cage, talked to the cat and... In short, the grandmother in the village has a whole company.

The summer has come, they decided to bring the daughter to the grandmother for the summer, and the daughter to no one. He rattled and said:

“Mommy, I don’t want to go to my grandmother, no one has ever returned from her.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №154451
 20.06.2020
The mayor of London has cut his salary.
Such complications the virus has not yet given in Russia.

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