Discussions about various preservatives
XXX: So he shines in the dark. And another is gold) and with black you can play in a nuclear power plant, fucking))
I am very interested in nuclear power plants. Is it how?
It’s, in short, you’re on the squad, you’re going to explode now, and he’s immersing a black graphite rod into you and saving the planet from an ecological catastrophe.

and automatic response. Automatic response to scream" and so on.

It was also known to A. Macedonian that she was different in different people. According to the legend, Alexander the Macedonian, when he placed soldiers in the phalanxes, he whispered the soldiers on their faces and watched who of them was red and who was pale. In the first sheets he placed those who were red, and in the last - those who were pale.

He knew that those who turned red had a good reaction and were ready to go to battle first. But they will not be enough for a long time. And when the first bars tremble, the soldiers from the back rows will enter the battle. Of course, they have a worse reaction, but they will get a already exhausted opponent, and the main thing will not be the ability to be fast, but the willingness to fight for a long time, without losing their heads.

Dear Users!
When applying for technical support, remember – we are absolutely not interested in:
Your brother/svat/son/neighbor also works with Sisadmin.
You could solve this problem yourself, but you don’t have the time right now.
There is nothing complicated in the problem you describe.
All problems we solve are simple and very similar.
- you very / very very / extremely needed to do a mega project with a six-month deadline for yesterday, but here "something happened to the computer"
Your computer that broke down on Friday night needs to be repaired on Monday morning.
In your past job you have done it much better.
- and the salary of the Sysadmin there was much lower;
- in the past work the buttons and inscriptions on the screen were not there and not the size, and we do not understand anything;

The school psychologist every year conducted various surveys, anonymous, of course, about everything in the world, including how comfortable we feel at school, how we treat teachers, etc. So, the first year, it was in class seven, we, the naive, wrote everything honestly. A psychologist, by the way, a normal aunt, would not show us anything for this, she always communicated with us normally, adequately, often gave some advice. But the problem was that the leaflets were collected by our Russian teacher (they wrote a survey at her lesson). Of course, she then read them all, calculated us by handwriting and arranged a speech: "Oh, your food in the school dining room is unpleasant, your mother feeds you with cakes every day. As it is Irina Grigorieva, she is a well-deserved teacher, here she will catch her heart when she learns." Nothing criminal, but it was very unpleasant.

A year later, we were again given a survey and tests, we already as learned people did not start to write anything bad, but one guy from our class, as we learned later, decided to say everything honestly and wrote everything he thinks, but in printed letters. The same story repeated, the Russian collected the sheets and still calculated who wrote it, simply by the exception method. I began to argue with him and demand that he rewrite. Our class decided to support him and rewrite everything. What do you think happened afterwards? When our dear Russian teacher gathered our leaflets, she found that already 10 pieces were written in printed letters and with frank statements addressed to the school. She quietly stood up and went to bring the leaflets to the psychologist. In the following years, the surveys were conducted by the psychologist himself for some reason.

This happened in a water park in Cyprus.

Women's dressing room, a lot of naked women, all as appropriate, I stand changing clothes. And then the woman at the entrance begins to scream: “Go here, Colleen!!!” And the baby (child 10-12 years old) begins to enter. I look at the case and say to Cole with the sweetest smile and thin voice, “Yes, Colin, go here.” What his mom shakes his eyes and responds promptly: "No, Colleen, don't go, here is a very strange aunt" :D

42 million in the United States People eat on cards. So let’s tell you about the "life level" you’re going to tell your liberal crowd. About hungry children in the United States is of course Kremlin propaganda?
Banker: not a fan of the United States, but the question, and we give food to the poor on cards (free)? In my opinion, they are either hungry or hungry.

I read the review on the monocular: "Image quality is good, clear, compared with another monocular for 200 rubles. <..> Oval sticker, it would be better if they did not stick it, when removing it remains a sticky trace, which you struggle to wipe off, even vodka does not take it immediately, at least a glass, and then it becomes dirty."

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And those who say “Ukraine” instead of “Ukraine” we will give up not to organs, but to organs.

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If you encounter the foreheads of the characters of different works of art: who do you think is cooler, Professor Preobražensky or Dr. Moreau?

How much cognac is needed in coffee in the morning to make it good?
“You know, I drink coffee with milk like this: I take a cup of milk, warm it up and pour coffee there. So vooot...

Here people get confused about the weather in Moscow and don’t understand that they live in different cities... Moscow in UVAO and Moscow in SVAO is a different Moscow. Your mother, in one of them can be a hurricane, and in the other - a light breeze!

Listen to. If crying and screaming are not the norm, then why are there so many stories about bosses-cryks and bab-cryks? And why do I regularly watch them at work, in the subway, in the store, in the hospital?

Normal stories are boring and monotonous. Characters must be fools or geniuses, or something else to pretend. Normals do not enter history and history.

If you stop buying toilet paper in the office, then you can find out which documents employees do not take very seriously.

The girlfriend married a military and went to live in the tundra. I found a job in part, got permission to secrecy. Following her words.

I sit, I say, I don’t touch anyone. The chief applies and warns that it is necessary to surrender the border to the regime officers, because the admission obliges. Nook, I think I should – give up, I didn’t have a rebirth. A week passes, the boss catches me in the hallway and terribly asks:

Why has the passport not been handed over yet?

So I do not have him. at all. never did.

The chief scratches the tail and gives:

Do it and give up. There is an order – it must be executed!

My girlfriend is still laughing. I’t be surprised if they really do.

Restriction of alcohol and planned drinks. Sometimes the unexpected happens, and most often the negative. A relative recently died. It was early in the morning, and by evening it was taken away. And after a few hours of pursuit (with her was another person, I did not come from the other end of the city), communication with doctors, police, sanitarians of the body car - I was very eager to drink. Directly unbearable.

She had a quarrel with a young man and lived apart. I thought - let's argue, let's reconcile, no, a little time has passed - he is already living with another, and I will recognize it as a thunderstorm in the clear sky.

And I, of course, understand, now the experts and gurus will rush, claiming that everything can be survived without alcohol, you need to have strength and be able to fight, but I was weak in spirit, and both times on the swirling legs I went for cognac...

M: I am going to a boy. When I told my wife that some people don’t want to order a stripper, I was very surprised and quarreled – oh, oh, what!? to
by Agah. More of offices. The boys wanted to sit quietly.

The hostess on note.
Here you stand at the stop, there are 2-3 buses, you can get to anywhere. Which to choose? In winter - it is better to choose one whose glass is cleaner - it means there is a good heating and you will not freeze. As in the summer? And in the summer, you should choose one in which the conductor is more knowledgeable. First, they are always hot, so they will open the windows / doors and it will be cool. Secondly, for the same reason, they will chase everyone to whom they go. These are strange personalities who sit by the window and don’t let it open because it’s cold, instead of sitting away from the window.
Take good health :)

I think those who write about hot asphalt and houses in Moscow at +25 and refreshing breeze from the sea at +39 in the Krasnodar region were neither there nor there.

I walked with my brother’s dog. Walking, I take a pack of garbage and slugs with me and all dog things immediately clean and throw out into the garbage. A dog approaches me and asks: why, because this is a natural material and it will disintegrate itself. What I answered: but before that, your child will get into this natural material 10 times. In response, I heard: Yes, my child is studying in another city at the institute.



Okay, then it is okay.

1907: “A woman cannot be a doctor!”
2017: “A Woman Can’t Be a Doctor!”