Unexpected sex is always brighter than long-awaited.

This is how I met my future wife. He was sitting at work, his neighbors called him - your cat is walking around the cloth. He put his hands in his feet and ran away. Running, and at this time, two girls just bought a huge peppermint. Bought it and carried it together in a package. Straw, a very heavy straw. Meanwhile, a friend, with a cat on the carnise, rushes past, shaking his head, trying to run to look at the dashboard, from which platform his nearest electric drive leaves. And he decided to wander between these girls. He intuitively calculated that the gap was enough for him. He even said "sorry" on the run, in case someone accidentally hit. But he just didn’t notice the spider.

The bush exploded. The explosion was such a force that it sprinkled the whole area of three stations and the railway club to the roof with seeds and flour. It was such a big arbus. The friend of course immediately began to apologize flatteringly and humiliatingly, offering to immediately compensate for the cost of watermelon. What friends, with tears in their eyes, respond to him.
What is the cost? You know how hard it was for him!? to
A friend says:
Ladies and gentlemen! I’ll buy the world’s biggest peanut and bring it to you wherever you say. But I am in a hurry now! I have a cat on carnage.

Oh oh! They cried out. Cat on carnage! What floor?
The Ninth!! to
Oh yeah! My dear moms! What are you standing? Run faster then!
What about Arbus?
Fuck him with the spider!

Those were beautiful, sensitive girls. They even had tears of resentment for watermelon immediately dried up, and the worries about the fate of the cat came on their faces. A friend rushed to them a visit card, because they categorically refused to take money, and tried to catch a cat falling from the cradle.

The cat was at home. He wandered, stressed by his dangerous behavior of random witnesses, and returned like nothing else. Well, his friend, of course, immediately pressed his mouths, calmed down, and remembered the watermelon. About the watermelon, and about the girls, and he became uncomfortable. Because he didn’t even ask for the phone. So he sits, gets upset, and there’s a call.
Hello to you! We are the ones you have today...
He will scream:
Yes yes yes! How wonderful that you called! I sit and think of you! I am so uncomfortable! Tell me, where can I bring the strawberries?! to
In response to him:
Did you get that strawberry? What you set up - strawberries, strawberries! Fuck him with this spider! Tell me, what about the cat? The cat is alive? We are very worried!

Having assured that everything was okay with the cat, he threatened and blackmailed their address and went to buy watermelon. I just put the phone down, and the phone ringed again. The same voice stealing.
When you go, don’t forget to check the windows. Please please!
He bought a shorter watermelon, the largest of which was, then another champagne, two bouquets, and on the way decided that he would probably marry any of them. Such they made a pleasant impression on him with their care for the cat, and in general.

Friends were mother and daughter. Curiously, the age difference between them was exactly the same, from each to nine years. Only on different sides.
They are somewhat clones. I still confuse them on the phone.
So he married. Which daughter. Even though he said he could be on the one who mother. In principle.
Now, on each anniversary of dating, they buy the biggest peanut. The tradition.
And on the windows they have such special anti-cat nets.
to avoid.

When everything is okay, the European is calm and works well, and when everything goes through his ass, he panics.
When everything goes through the ass, the Russian mobilizes and does the impossible. When everything is fine, the Russian suffers from a hernia.

It is necessary to replace the quotation buttons with [ Funny], [Not Funny] and [Remember].
Likewise, lovers will get a boring shit to make a separate link "Only with shortcomings" - and everyone will be pleased.

A buyer came and wanted a very blue boy. I show.
He stared at the cat and then said, “Is that what, blue?”
Yes, I say, the usual blue colour.
A man pulls a pack of blue LM out of his pocket, sticks his finger into the box and says, “Here’s the blue color! And you here want something grey courtyard for me for a lot of money"
He went out indignant.

You know, I’ve always been happy that I’m not the best. There are people smarter than me, more educated than me, more honest than me, more beautiful than me, finally. It would be a terrible world where I would be the smartest, the most educated, the most honest, the most beautiful.
The world is moving in that direction. And I don’t really know what to do.

<<<<<honestly>>>>>>

XXX: what day - rubanuli light in the house
XXX: the divers to melt - then it does not light
xxx: in the neighboring apartment hysterical in the little crying and crying "why I did not stay" on the whole street
XXX: The Gospel

And the most important thing: did the job - you can also drink water!

This is:
Klepto: Here you say that every home has a package package, well in general I agree. But now, comrades and colleagues, we honestly admit, who has a computer iron box at home? and ;)

and...
I’m just ridding with your naivety. Workers have an apartment under the computer iron. It is not always enough.)

My husband and I are in nature in the hills. On two cars, both are inserted together in Osago insurance. I take the second driver’s car over to see how it runs. I can’t cope with driving (without intention) and I encounter my own parked nearby car. Thus e. I am the culprit. But as the owner of my car, I am at the same time a victim. Will I be paid for damage to my car?

Discussion in the forum:
Why remove the message? I did not write Matthew, except that the word GOVNO was written wrong (link to the dictionary). In other words, it is a constructive, quite condemned response without insults.

by designer (17:00:20 19/08/2014)
Write to me, a technician:
When interacting with elements of corporate style, a person should have a sense of thoroughness, stability, reliability and confidence (building style).
by designer (17:00:36 19/08/2014)
Have you heard of building style?and :)
by artdirector (17:01:47 19/08/2014)
I haven’t even heard of how you can feel stable and thorough looking at something. Unless it's not a 1.5 meter hert between the legs.
by designer (17:02:31 19/08/2014)
I’m thinking about writing this to the client.

The taxpayer asked Oleg
Brotherly hugging my shoulder.
So Quiet So Insightful
Is there CH?