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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №85823
 20.08.2013
Just received an invitation to participate in the contest, I quote:

"The competition for the best children’s drawing "The trade union for me is..."

For children from 6 to 17 years old, the drawing should be done without the help of parents and teachers.

I am even afraid to present competitive works...=0

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №85822
 20.08.2013
Email from the entertainment site
theme "Paris, alcoholism and bombs: a selection of interesting sites for you"
O_O

[ + 9 - ] Comment quote №85821
 20.08.2013
Ta-a-ak... This resource clearly needs a reboot...
I invite everyone to go out, re-enter and start with the classic:

<Sashok> -- Hello, is this channel about anime? and yes. How do I swipe KDE2 into FreeBSD?

For those who do not understand, it is better to go out again and not come here again.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №85820
 20.08.2013
From the Limp-Bzkit fan site:

XXX The People! There are rumors that Linkin Park are going to return to New Metal!

yyy: There are rumors that New Metal is not going to take these pedics back.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №85819
 20.08.2013
X: Say you are a rails developer. This is fashionably youthful.
Y: What is the spatula?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №85818
 20.08.2013
The quality of current cigarettes has deteriorated so much that each stretch opens up a new component. Regardless of the cost. Do you think this is what? Then I realized where I met it. This is the world of the Indians!

"Bao got the phone. From it came a sharp, unpleasant smell, felt even at a distance. He filled the tube with a mixture, as it seemed to me, of scratched beets, shrimp, leaves of flax and cabbage, lit it, stood up, stretched with smoke, stumbled up — to the sky, down — to the ground... I stood up, solemnly raised my hand with the tube and stretched for the first time. I was immediately convinced that in addition to the four ingredients I mentioned here, there is also a fifth. My nose and tongue clearly smelled and smelled the smoke of a melting booth.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №85817
 20.08.2013
I am going to the subway now. In the middle of the tunnel, the train stops, twists three times, the driver’s door opens (I’m in the first wagon) and a man enters. Not a working metro, but an ordinary men in headphones with drones.
XXX: O_o
XXX: I went in and stood up like nothing happened next to me.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №85816
 20.08.2013
Invent a deception associated with nuclear physics, and people will be drawn into it!


The Muslims are gone!

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №85815
 20.08.2013
In Internet Explorer at the start, if it is not the default browser, next to the buttons "cancel" and "delay this question" you need another button "to go you are already naked, fuck!"

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №85814
 20.08.2013
Moral foolishness and ugliness:
The successful mother of two daughters (one, without a husband)..." and then bla-bla-bla - a monologue of a dumb sheep, according to which it is immediately apparent that the author was raised alone. People remember it! When was this upbringing in an incomplete family elevated to the rank of heroism? It is stupid. And those who educate so, and also pride themselves on this, are not worthy of admiration, but of reproach.

My grandfather was a successful father of three daughters (one because their mother died fairly early). It would be very wise, apparently, to hand them over to the kindergarten immediately, or urgently to marry the first one, that would be worthy of admiration. I understand that the author(s) will do just that, if so.


[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №85813
 20.08.2013
xxx: fucking, capec, I can't pay for the water((( my outrage is just scattering((( called already from 10 water channel numbers, no one can tell me specifically what to do((( where to get the details for payment((
xxx: in the usual subscriber department the answer killed me in general: "a person who knows how to use a computer comes on Wednesday, call on Wednesday)))"

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