Signed in a publication with male erotics. The pictures there are quite frank, including with naked pipis. Do you think I’ll go see them? No, I’m going to get rid of the comments 😉

Peskov’s house is worth 15.6 million. This is twice as much as Obama’s fortune. At the same time, Russians are confident that their pensions were paid by Obama, not Peskov.

Running advertisement of a beauty salon: "Pirching. Pensioners - discounts." I am calm for our pensioners.

Do you want to cancel your order entirely?
I am confused: Can I cancel my order partially?
She is: No.
I: So how do you understand your question?
She: - According to the instructions I have to ask about it.
I (brain explosion): Okay, then cancel, but NOT completely.

Until you work with customers in a strictly regulated field - you will not understand how tired such smart people are. I have the first assumption that came to mind - if you order several products, cancel all or part? The second thought is that from the fact that I download the girl and show her the disadvantages of her instructions, we will both lose time, we will not acquire anything, and these disadvantages she knows without me. There is a proposal to improve their work - they probably have some special forms, fill out.
I am a front-person, I can do many operations very quickly and clearly, but as long as you experience the client what he needs, as long as you explain especially intelligent what and why, time takes more than the operation. You can quickly release ten customers and stay fresh, then get stuck with one or two, and then think of a cup of coffee instead of work.

It is said that cats like to sit or lie down to their owners in sick places and even somehow they are treated there.
Our is a real it-cat, she is often sitting on the router, looking, trying to set up a fairly figured internet.

The third birth began 2 weeks earlier, and I didn't have time to buy a baby hat on the discharge. At the end of October, the snow fell, such a warm hat is needed. She asked her husband to buy a hat for the newborn. He brings a package on the outlet, on top is a dark blue (almost black) hat with a compass on the forehead. Size - for a three-year-old child. The nurses and so try it, and edak, no problem, the head just drowns in it, the ears are open. But the girls turned out to be experienced: in the hat they pushed a diaper wrapped with a coma, the ears of the hat wrapped with another diaper under the beard. My son’s head has become huge. The child’s envelope was wrapped in, closed from above. Only do not open the baby on the discount, so take a photo, they advised. But Dad did not listen, he opens the envelope, and there lies something with a huge head, in a black hat with a compass. There is no scene: shock.
"Where did you find such a hat, in an army store?"
"No is said. I asked for the smallest size on the market. I was given it." Apparently the seller had no children. His two children were not saved either. To this day, we are still laughing at this miracle in a hat with a compass. :D

This is how an unmotivated mess arises.
They write about how a young man at sunset without the help of porn, but through his hands, romantically spent time.
Someone argues: how is it without porn? He looked at the constellation of the Virgin.
Even assuming that the view of the constellation is crazyly excitingly acting on the weak minds and completely replaces the aforementioned porn, a person with logic will understand that in the light of day.
The stars are not visible.
But no, now there is a discussion of the benefits of astronomy in school and the differences between the equator and the ecliptic.

One unfaithful husband, who had fallen from his bored wife allegedly for a hunt, was so confused that he brought a squid to his wife as a trophy. Cheers to you, Vasa!

XXX: Are you going to get married?
No, thank you, I am not well.

The amount of pensions is calculated in some tricky way.
Today’s retirees get a salary for the nineties when they were young, and the salaries were also different then, and often small. Crises then occurred, the salary became millions, then the money was cut. Even the work was not always...
Do you remember that they were small?
In addition, women had the tendency to give birth to children and go on this occasion in a decree, and these years are simply thrown away, as if the aunt at this time was unemployed and had no income. Children generally suffer the most.
The years after 2000, when the salary is higher and more stable, almost do not play a role, there are some small deductions and do not affect the total amount.
Do you think only oligarchs have the right to a human pension?
Should the budgeters swear?

Sometimes it’s really better to fuck out something non-living than a living thing that will fuck your brains for the rest of your life.

This is why Dildos are so popular.

end of the nineties. On the television is a kind of movie with a cool thick-spec-hero in the main roles, which runs some CD with important information. And then the film approaches the final, the villain-man directed a trunk on her, then his victorious monologue... and the troll throws a CD into it. The disc strikes him straight into the forehead, piercing the bone like oil. I’m rushing... say, the pipe of America. I throw plastic through the front bone. Mom with a serious look with intonation "Are you a fool?This is not plastic, but a laser!

XXX: Even our new logist is a trident. The task, to dispose of 2 20ft containers, the secretary 2 days before his arrival nicknamed the firms, dealt 5k for each. This body goes to the commercial, takes a thousand under the painting, where it disappears, after an hour comes the troll with Ivanovich load the boxes and leave at sunset. The body gives a doping between us and the transportation at a discount of 20k to the commercial. Then, carrying a cheque for 3 liters of beer and a kilo of curvettes (this is why the carpenter took, the fox) on the cry of the headmaster answers:"and what? Do you deserve it?" Deer acknowledges that he deserved, but stumbled to get home.
yyy: you will soon have a new commercial.)

Twuk: As a person who makes a lot of selfies and frequently visits various online resources where these “selfie” are sandy in the desert, I can say that the connection between selfies and photos is like the connection between karaoke and music, i.e. Yes, but it is very conditional.

What do you think will be the future?
I’m not what, I’m called Sasha. I think it will be my future.

We are in the same room: my sister, my mom and I.
I: Vk is dead.
BG is dead, so what?? to
Yes, not the BG, but the VK.
Who is the VK?
Sister wakes up: Who is BG?
They are different generations.

In the morning, I found a picture of myself asleep. It’s strange: I’ve been alone for a year!

Do you take your photos or not?
It sounds disgusting.

It was love from the first grammatical error.)

I remember playing the first "Civilization" in my childhood. After analyzing the saved game file, I found which group of characters was responsible for the money collection, and hacked them.

The money allowed to immediately reduce taxes to zero, and the resource released to distribute to science.

And I could build tanks when all computer rivals had only legions.

So the anti-tank jewels of the ancient Romans have quite a logical justification =)

xxx: I work in a studio that creates porn sites and all kinds of services such as ordering girls at home. The only job where, if the boss suits, you need to OPEN the window with porn, not vice versa.