Julie, I didn’t understand the joke. Buying gas for 250

I would like to agree to 360...

Where did you study economics, Vitek? It is better to use expensive gas than

It is cheap!

There is no such an endless situation where we could not get...

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I went to the movie with a girlfriend yesterday. I say, go to me, we’ll drink tea.
Frodo: she’s so happy 😉
Frodo: And that you think...I struck her! Drinking tea...

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And the fool...

Zah: Today, the light pulled me off again... pressed to the wall, looked straight into her eyes with her bottomless eyes and said, “Do you really love me and want to connect with me all your life, raise children and carry me on your arms?” Or do I want sex but I look accessible?"

Cosmonavt: You fell on your knees and stretched out your hot beating heart in your palms? and :)

Zah: I didn’t act as a full-blowing man, I said that one doesn’t bother the other.

You are a fool, old man.) She will not give you now.

Zah: Palubbas, and you know... The desire also disappeared somehow.
After she said that sex for the sake of sex will lead to the fact that I will eventually become bored with her, we will argue, I will continue to fuck all in a row and argue with them, and I will need to be more and more, and in the soul will start to grow a bunch of despair, hopelessness, in the end one of them will fly and we will marry, then I will betray her and often argue with her, life will seem full of shit and I will start to engage in rare forms of perversions or crime or sit on the needle, but all the same - I will get to the Butyr prison, where I will end my life in the hole of my own bluff after me... no matter at all. I thought a lot about how to live on.

Cosmonavt: Yes to think. I said the divorce is better than the red. She has more breasts and questions she asks less ;)

Hurried to contact.

If I am beautiful, paint me a smile on the wall.
If I am funny, draw me a ball on the wall.
If I am a terrible dumb Gondon, draw me a synchrophasatronic generator on the wall.

<(Vitya)> hello I am starting from where to start
<Wilderness> (Vitya): with stupid questions is natural! xd

SPiRiT: Sometimes people kill me, with their prostate.

Hello, can you maximize it?
I: There is no such thing here.
I put a phone. 5 minutes later a call. I’ll also ask you: “Hello, Maxim?”
I: You are wrong.
A minute passed. calling
by Maxim. Is it you?
I: No, it is Marina. Do not call here anymore.
After three more calls, my patience began to fade.
and here. Five minutes of silence. And then again.
Is that Maxim?
I (already boiling and leaving the steam): A man, it is not funny. There are no Maxims here, there have not been, and there will not be. If you call me again, I’ll hold my hand and put my phone in my ass.

Then there were four more calls, after which I began to roar, chew and beat if I could. I dropped the phone and went to sleep.
The next day a call. A familiar voice
See also: Allo
I went out, but there:
Hello, call the smoke, call the smoke.
I am (surprisingly): it is me
Hi my granddaughter!! Wait a minute...

He cries (not in the telephone) to somebody, "You are an old fool!!! I told you that he wasn’t called Maxim..."

PA: "Is that your grandfather...known? You haven’t been here for a long time... come on a weekend"...
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Are you Marina or Dima?! to