The shortest of our tenants
XHHH: bring our office to court
XHH: for the fact that our director sent them naked on the following issue
The shortest of our delayed payment for one day for the first time in 5 years
The penny took out 252 rubles
The director sent them to the fuck.

The guests came. My 5-year-old daughter was stunned by guests. The guest :
OOO OOO! Here you will grow up, you will have a guy, if you break up with him, he will leave you.
Dad didn’t leave Mom!

XXX: Who is using Chrome? How to turn off this banner with a girl?
YYY: With which girl? How to Include?

On a drill, when they drill a well, after a few meters of passage they take a soil sample. And so that the soil does not fall asleep, you need to cover the end of the probe with something and condoms are ideal for this purpose and they, the cheapest, need a lot (previously its price was 2 cents and it was not expensive)

So, the radio station's radiologist transmits to the ship supplier the application for supply and crew change. The rest hear all this on the air, but not all in the topic for which rubber products are needed.

- Accept the request for supplies and a change of crew. You need this, this, and that... and eventually you put in three thousand condoms and a new kitchen.

Then everyone asked only one question: "What happened to the old cowboy?" O_o

by Alicia Bartenev (21:51) :
Talk to many.

and not

Do not need

I accidentally turned on the screen speaker.

He will talk to me.

"North Koreans are calling Russian investors" – Despair meets Phuism.

Stop coming into my room without asking. What if you went in and I was naked?
You have a glass door. If you were naked, I would see it and not go in.

How did you marry me? how did you marry me? Well, I understand the breasts are big, but I really have everything big.
Specially married, so that if a spider suddenly has a choice in which nose to go, he will choose yours.

and LC:
I think it’s easy without the brain.
Sitting and not thinking.

I dreamed that my friends and I were writing a composition for the Sochi Olympics, a sort of offensive polyphonic prog-rock, the melody of which I tried to remember, but I couldn’t. Then we go out of the studio to Lenin (why the recording took place in the area of K/T "Salut"), a comrade musician asks me - well, everything is ready, what now, to walk and drink? I am Ugo, put Linux. He is where? At least on asphalt. And we began to write the code of the Linux core on the asphalt across the trottoir of the Lenin Avenue.

With VIO:

Q: Have you met people with deviant behavior?
A: I even met people with rebellious behavior.

Somewhere deep inside I felt that singing to her on a first date was like Buratino, you were once young... it wasn’t the best idea.

The morning. The Planner. The Boss:
The next...
The colleague:
- Well, I have nothing to say about it - I am in trouble with the export-import SSIS data package. Measures, there and there, multi-current, I play with indexes.
The Boss:
- This is called not "Add", but "I conduct "Experimental R&D with tests".
The other colleagues spoke in half-voice:
This is how it is called...

We sit with our wife and look at "The Fifth Element". There, the red Mila Jovovich is already running. Here, the older son approaches the television, looks at the screen and asks "What are you here, Peppi, Look?". Blythe, how will I watch this movie now?! to

C website on weight loss: I always get up on weights with a cat. Regardless of the outcome, the cat is a “eating cattle,” and I’m good!

Pg: Fuck the holidays. I’m going to get into the collar, it’s going to be easier!
VV: Nihua itself a description of Freud!

At the institute, when people ask if you gave up something, they do it with a single thought – to find out how far behind it is from the crowd. Because in the institute as in a fish catch is the chance to survive more if you are closer to the center of the catch.

From Habr:

xxx: Good that I sometimes MD5 from something as a username...
yyy: This uncomfortable moment, when the sperm dump the base and you do not understand where the passwords and where the logins

xxx: and generally, hopes for future change were associated with the end of the world

and Nina:
I’ve been looking at all the documentaries about pedicure. They’re somewhat strange at all – God doesn’t accept me because I’m gay. Because I want to do a point, he doesn’t like me". It’s as if he has anything to do with people.

by Alexandra:
Something we talk about often =)

and Nina:
First I talked about pedics from work, then you about Bonem, and now I found a folder with a documentary about pedics on the flash drive - the question is only - what did I need?!))
Although interesting

by Alexandra:
Something is wrong with us...

and Nina:
I like documentaries.
You have a beautiful smile. ?
and eyes
Do you want to drink something?

by Alexandra:
Fouououou! and Nina!
I want