One day I saw a folder on our server with a spicy name "for outlets". After scratching my brain, I recalled that the "Withdrawal" is the nick of our lab assistant, not what I thought.

A neighbor asks when you’re going to get married.
Ask her when she will finally die.
Horror Oh, how evil you are.
What does it matter to me?
I want to sit at your wedding.
I am here and I am waiting for the same moment.

Fans of Babkina and Kadysheva are fighting for the chord.

Here are a few strategies,
in the first, it is the surrounding (the chord is captured in the chord, and the outer throws the inner with ballayas and paws)
Secondly, the chord can start to rotate at a high speed until it forms a vortex, which must be directed to the enemy chord.
The third way I would call "meting the core". The chord under the songs of the babkyna unfolds a small chain of people, and then launches it into Kadyshevsky. If you target well, you can destroy the enemy system and break the chain. In this (choroidal) form of battle, spies will be useful, who secretly penetrate the enemy's chord and turn it in one direction, then in the other, which confuses the ranks, breaks the chains and causes confusion.
Scarything

xxx: Can you tell me how to do it?
YYY: I tell you, I don’t know, ask Zzzz, he definitely did...
*xxx has added zzz to the general chat
ZZZ: All of us in this chat :*
*xxx removed zzz from shared chat
YYY: Yes, you did not ask very well. You are good, you reacted quickly.

Like life-experienced stalkers in the desert, they look at the tracks of passing travellers. When asked where to drink, they discussed for a long time whether you need water and always came to the conclusion that no, your brother water is useless. There are many reasons why it is better to live without water. And none of them will show which side of the well is. The IT Forum.

[03:23:07] <ghozefina> How much is the sum of angles in a rectangle?
[03:24:10] <ghozefina> Four-angle*
[03:24:23] <(=ShIzoIDuS=)> 360 degrees
[03:25:22] <ghozefina> Are you sure?360 is not a circle?
[03:25:58] <(=ShIzoIDuS=)> the sum of angles in the 4th angle is 360 degrees, there are no angles in the circle

A 3,5-year-old son plays a computer game "Treasures of Montesuma". The grandmother asks him: "You asked the kids in the kindergarten, someone in the computer is playing with them?" I say: "There half the children do not talk at all, who is there to ask?"))

He does not have a girl, even his fist turns away from him.
WOW: and snorting

KaCT: 2nd comment on the topic "driving sleep"
KaCT: "You can still argue with yourself, argue, let the fucking move for the boldness!"

I went to work in a new office. Well, as it goes, brought his cup, a tablespoon and coffee picked up.And on the coffee dropped on the half-tanner, his coffee stands on the table in the corner of it is not visible.I noticed that the last three days everyone drinks not coffee, but terrible quality and suspicious composition of green tea.
Now I pour boiling water, I pour sugar, I get enough coffee, I start to mix in complete silence (even the radio is silent).I turn around the whole office watching me with such big animated eyes, in the eyes of everyone the question is silent: You are drinking coffee? Yes, please take me whoever wants.
The accountant takes the bank and begins to hysterically roast!
Name of Coffee: Egoist
I don’t think it’s going to be a lot about me in the collective.)

(2011-10-19 23:26:36) xxx: and I am resting at work
(2011-10-19 23:26:50) xxx: beer here I drink
(2011-10-19 23:26:52) yyy: and I work at home
(2011-10-19 23:26:55) xxx: ahahahaha
(2011-10-19 23:27:07) yyy: if we meet, we will annihilate

As a child, it seems that life is a whole strawberry. As you grow up, you begin to realize that in the raspberry it was cracked...

What is the name of "Anime Plus"?
WOW: What is it for you?
I found out at work that this is: a bubble broth, a private psychiatric clinic!! to
UUU: and Sevastopol is a fun city, yes =))

We go out with the owner of the house after drinking out of the apartment, and in front of the door is painted some hernia with a black marker. A friend so outraged "that what a fool could do this... and all, remembered."

neo_O: Today I went to the office. on the floor is a microwave box and it is written with a pencil "Turn out?" and the signature "Cleaner"
Immediately came the thought to post below "Everything in this chat!" ^_^