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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145777
 21.10.2017
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Here in our writer chat they argue whether the cross sign works on vampire agnostics

Very detailed this question is discussed by Terry Pratchett in the work "catch your throat";

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145776
 21.10.2017
I will reinstall Windows. for food.
Pfff, I’m rearranging for sex.
Zzz: Can you get three wins in a night?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145775
 21.10.2017
He says: I love you.
She: And I too.
I want to go to Pop...
She is: go...)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №145774
 21.10.2017
Big Horgi: I just remembered that...
In Batumi we saw how on the ancient six sheets carried boards - "fifty" circumcised - on the roof.
It was composed by a dense parallel pipeline of two meters in length, a meter in width of 50 centimeters in height.
A cubic meter of wood. The Baggage. The roof of the penny. The car itself is on the pool.
I followed him and experienced every cat like a clock thriller.
For some reason there was a feeling that if at least one window was opened, it would crush all of these five brave jihadists to xepam.


[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №145773
 21.10.2017
I posted an announcement on the Internet: I will give up a slice, for a long time, the price, all the affairs... A potential tenant calls, I hear - an accent. Sorry, where are you from?

and Armenia

Sorry, I can’t rent this apartment.

I put a phone.

And then it came to me that it all looked like pure water racism. Although, in fact, just there are Azerbaijani neighbors, I find this Karabakh in miniature. ... →

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145772
 21.10.2017
This is a shame on the main:
"I thought here, and is the 30% tax on winnings included in the accumulative part of the pension?"
You need to understand the tax laws of the country in which you live. With the win you pay the VAT, which is deciphered as the income tax of individuals, chapter 23 of the Tax Code of the Russian Federation, this tax has nothing to do with the pension fund. NDFL is taxed almost all your income, obtained both labor and non-labor. The tax is withheld from the amount of your income by the tax agent. the legal entity that pays you this income. If the tax agent cannot withhold the tax from you, you must report the amount of income received at the end of the year to the tax inspectorate and pay the VAT to the budget on your own.
Deposits on the cumulative part of the pension belong to the category "insurance contributions", chapter 34 of the Tax Code of the Russian Federation. The cost of any winnings and prizes received in competitions, games and other events is not subject to taxation of insurance premiums. Insurance contributions are calculated on payments made within the framework of labor contracts, as well as contracts of a civil-legal nature. And these contributions are not deducted from your income, but are paid at the expense of the employer.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №145771
 21.10.2017
Discussion of Simple Numbers:
The Patient:
For $19.99 you can download all prime number list up to 400 digits.
by x67:
I downloaded the number pi for free and still give it up. If you need to, look for torrents.
The Germanets:
Did the number Pi jump completely, or are you still adding it?
by x67:
9 series of the first season)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №145770
 21.10.2017
Around the same ideological trajectory did Star Wars. From the film where space knights fought with light swords and space cruisers burned each other from the main caliber, all came to stories about complicated relationships, teenage complexes and the difficulties of losers’ lives.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №145769
 21.10.2017
Following modern fashion trends...
We are waiting for a battle between Hieromonas Fotias and Neuromonas Theofan.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145768
 21.10.2017
“Where’s Little Kibalchiš from?”

There are dozens of versions on this topic, starting from the Jewish and ending with the obvious synonyme of "Kibalchich - Kibalchich", but in its own way this is beautiful: "in ancient Sumerian "Kibal" means "rebellious country".

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145767
 21.10.2017
Is Lena already asleep?
I cut off and cut off.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №145766
 21.10.2017
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Why Baba Yaga? Babay-aga is not to offer.

I can’t help citing Lucy –

"...Academic Fomenko perfectly rightly noted that Baty is
The “father” is the “father” and the “father” is the “father”. Strange, but the second is the same.
The unpretentious joke of the unnamed ZK-yearwriter escaped from attention
The Academic. The wife and mother are clearly married.

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №145765
 21.10.2017
XHH: I was 20 years old. What you didn’t believe in childhood. Even in elections.

My aunt sits in the supervisory committee regularly. She is 50 years old, but she believes in the election and swears and fears that it just can’t be. The only thing that destroys the carefully tested picture of the world is that its section is one of two in the entire city, where the result was several times different from the average.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145764
 21.10.2017
>>> Do you say the main thing is, the borst should be smoothed or so can be eaten?

Is it because of MCA? If she doesn’t eat, she may bite.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №145763
 21.10.2017
Even if you are smart, it is not a guarantee that all your enemies are fools.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №145762
 21.10.2017
Borders and Customs.

Parents needed to be taken out, urgently, the mother was sick, and then the father fell asleep with a heart attack, I flew to Latvia, Finns, then explain - why they and why it was a mistake.
I'm nervous, not sleeping - the father, apparently, is working on a repeat heart attack, the mother is weak, how to bring them to Los Angeles - unclear...
The actors of the Riga Academic Theatre ate all the vodka, Kalnytsh no longer stood on his feet, they tired me quickly, the benefit of the flight between New York and Helsinki at seven o’clock.
I fly from Helsinki to Riga, empty airport, only our small aircraft, the suitcases are empty too, quickly passed the border guards and customs, I leave - no one meets...
A bad sign.
On a taxi home, Riga is dark, dark, waiting.
I run home, lie down, barely got up to meet, dad immediately started angina, nitroglycerin under the tongue, nitroglycerin ointment on the chest, released the breast frog, so what are you treating?
All treatment is correct, German drugs, but the formulas are familiar, correct, why is there no effect?! to
Where are the medicines?
Purchased for sale! Humanitarian aid, my former professor earned this dirty hashtag, fell...
But why doesn’t it work, right?
There was a simple guess - the medications were outdated, years of edak for five years.
Translated it to his drugs, from the United States, it is not fresh - his father changed his mind to die, gathered together, filled suitcases with what they could, ruined the nest - his father said with bitterness, the old people can not tolerate the changes...
They sold the apartment for money, gave all the property to old friends of my mother from Latgalia, on the way, with God.
This was my worst evacuation of sick people.
In Riga, one wheelchair for the entire airport, alternately I drive them to the border, one by one I pass the border, by hand on the plane, in an hour to Helsinki, a little better, the wheelchair there is enough for both, the Finnish foreigner was stuck - get up and pass, I told to call the elder, embarrassed, they went across the border.
So let’s sit down to fly, lords, give me seven hours, at home I know what to do, let’s fly, lords...
I know what I'm dealing with - unstable angina, a sure sign of an imminent heart attack, my father's heart is catching in rest.
And for my Jewish happiness - we do not take off, trouble, then, so, the ice must be melted, three hours on the brake stood, I cursed myself, it had to be through London or Amsterdam, fucking Finland.
And so I smile, I talk, I am entertaining my father, my mother was sleeping, I flew, the air was fresh, I gave my father nitroglycerin - bring him to the toilet, soon we are going to land, Kennedy, home!
It is necessary to pay tribute to the American workers of Finney - the wheelchairs at the entrance, they are first taken out of their hands, so it seems, everything, you can start to breathe easier...
How I was wrong! Don’t say hop until Chop has moved.
Parents flew through border controls and customs in minutes, in wheelchairs, customs officers still handed them suitcases.
Looking around, where is my son?
My son reminded...
At passport control, a beautiful high latinos, beautiful rarely work on federals, shame on my papers, and really weak, I have to admit.
I was tired and started to squeeze right, she told me to keep silent, another word and you will go in handcuffs, arrested.
Follow me in the border monkey, sit down and wait for the eldest.
He came, the old black man, looked at me, doctor? Is it one? - No, my parents are being treated in California, they are waiting for me, everything has passed, they are worried, probably.
He returned my papers, found the necessary excuse, ordered to release, advised not to experience the fate anymore, you will talk in an immigration prison, even send you nowhere, no passports, except for the passed Soviet, there is no... that is true, it is true, there is no.
Yes it passed!
And again I rushed, the customs, my two huge suitcases filled with bed linen, silver spoonfuls and part of the family service - the customsman did not immediately like it, the young man left for two weeks and brought a mountain of undeclared barrel.
from where?
Bring back your goodness, I always travel like this.
The red border guard, a Jew, with a strong Brooklyn accent — red from anger, why do you need 10 plates and 12 tablespoons for two weeks of travel?!?! to
I have an allergy...
What kind of allergy? He even wept out of anger, poor.
And one who prohibits the use of someone else's dishes or underwear, all his relationship with himself, nonsense, of course, but nothing better comes to mind.
Not that he believed me, most likely, I got him by my arrogance.
Burk - go on, go on.
He reunited with his parents, took us on an electric car to another terminal, took us to the plane on the wheelchairs, the stewardesses looked at the elderly and gave them two rows in the center, put them to sleep, treasure, night flight, half empty plane.
On the flight to California - sunrise, landing, the elderly are taken to relatives, home, the whole puppy in full composition - again together.
Come, your great works.

The following word.
The father was operated two weeks later, the mother was treated and they lived for many years, they traveled a lot, the mother scratched from the soul and bred flowers, the father went to the synagogue on Saturdays, on Thursdays - to the Philharmonic, a calm good careless old age...
What I wish you, reader.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №145761
 21.10.2017
The Kremlin is monitoring the situation in Kiev.
The situation in Voronezh, Chita and Saratov Kremlin to fool.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №145760
 21.10.2017
We will send our best team.
Will our best team be offended?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №145759
 21.10.2017
I delivered a new pen and wrote the word test. When you start writing, it means writing. earned...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №145758
 21.10.2017
A friend appealed to one of the municipal services, a dialogue between a friend (Z) and a girl in the office (D):
D: You have a delayed mandate, I can’t help you at the moment.
Q: How late is it? The mandate is valid for six months, issued in May, now October - 5 months.
D: I’m right, I say it’s been six months.
A: Oh... how is it?! to
D: I have 5 fingers on my hand! That is half a year.
A: Girl, at least 12 months a year.
D: Well yes. I have five fingers on my hand.

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