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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №73225
 21.11.2012
I watched football. They fought like lions. Small, ugly, dumb, legless lions.

[ + 9 - ] [11 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73224
 21.11.2012
XXX: My father is the world. Even when I matured to cam-out, he didn’t shout, “I don’t have a son anymore!” but sat down silently for a few minutes and asked, “Son, are you at the top?” I am such:"Always yes", and he, with ease:"Well, and young people!"

[ + 45 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73223
 21.11.2012
FailEngil: Well, did you go into the darkness with Gold? How is the film in general?
DrDeathPanda: Well, how do you tell me... The first hour I was mistaken in smoking. When the game started, it became interesting. In short, Bella after the transformation became a vampire, and they all have songs there. It is like a shield. Karoche she throws the bubble and absorbs the damask completely, wiping off any magic. The funniest thing is that she can throw a full buff on a patte. Well, they went on to farm under this theme.
FailEngil: It’s hard to be a shit, right?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №73222
 21.11.2012
From the comments of the accident - Daewoo Matiz turned over.
In general, IMHO Matiz is the capsule of death. The future (possibly) of the purchase of this rainbow.
YYY: It looks like a not yet experienced comrade...
zzz: just he decided not to rely on the will of chance and persuaded her to buy an order of Kalina

by poker.by

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №73221
 21.11.2012
>>> and>
>>> You won’t believe it. Most normal people don’t need to be fooled in the internet of porn, sites like KillMyPlus and other similar shit.

No need – let them not go, what’s the problem? I don’t like marinated cucumbers, for example, but I don’t ask to ban them.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №73220
 21.11.2012
Excerpts from the actual vacancy of the assistant manager:...Work ahead: anticipating the needs of the manager, reading between the lines, understanding everything without unnecessary questions, the ability to foresee the development of events, which means being able to prevent many problems...· Control and coordination (meetings, projects, everything that the manager orders)... · Execution of orders from business and everyday life... Assistance and accompaniment of the manager on all commercial issues and journeys. High technical literacy in office equipment and means of communication and communication... Ability to adapt to the rapidly changing conditions of the business environment (!...presentable appearance, type of character choleric (!), service (!!Good diction, the ability to arrange affairs in order of priority... Unregulated working hours. Always be next to the boss, vacation only in autumn. The opportunity to get an invaluable (!!!) Experience in our company. During working hours, the use of personal telephone is prohibited. Possible bonuses: payment for GSM, a fitness subscription. by Finn. Support for hobby staff.
And they say that they have abolished the right of serfdom.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №73219
 21.11.2012
52x max>woman does not give, and yesterday on my nite stated
52x max>no no, the nits of the babies do not give
52x max> and right...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №73218
 21.11.2012
Do you have a charge for Nokia?
WOW: Why to you?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №73217
 21.11.2012
That uncomfortable feeling when you sit back to the director’s office...

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №73216
 21.11.2012
Good morning, no cough after the flu no longer know what to drink, tormented
No one knows the recipe.
thanks

All our illnesses are from our thoughts and feelings.
From a psychosomatic point of view, chronic cough is a protest! The desire to roar the world: "Look at me! Listen to me!"
Think, maybe this is the cause of your cough. If so, then repeat the affirmation about yourself: "I am noticed and highly appreciated. They love me. I have enough attention in my life. andquot;

Are you fucking fucking?? to

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №73215
 21.11.2012
Q1: What was the name of Slucki?
D2 by Leonid!
Chapter 1: Paul
M: Wait, what kind of sludge are you talking about?
D2: I am about Leonid
I am talking about Paul!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №73214
 21.11.2012
I went somehow to a friend at a guest (he is a single man with an experience) and came up with a couple of shades - unforgivably dirty-white and opaque-black...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №73213
 21.11.2012
I struggle with our communalists all day long. This fucking something. 7500 communal + 1500 for electricity. How about you? In a month...
I knew you lived in the palace.
A classic medieval palace... rocks on the perimeter, holes in the walls, crossroads, lack of heating...

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