Online game Nick Henata
Friend: Fuck, I read "hentai"
I: And what is this (type not fire), explain on your fingers.
D: I’ll explain it to the puppets now.

Meeting on the automated accounting project:
xxx:...and in the circumstances when there are such deviations in your company in the accounting...
Yyy: Sorry, but as far as I know, the term deviation is used to describe sexual abnormalities.
xxx: That’s why he’s so good at describing the situation.

<Margarita> Good morning Alice! Are you planning a wedding? Maybe I will be useful to you. Wedding decorations in an aristocratic style. Pleased to meet!

<Alice> nice, thank you for writing, but I'm celebrating my divorce, which took place just recently, so I don't need a wedding florist yet

As far as I can remember, all the equipment around me was old and worn out. My father worked on old trucks all his life. And the other trucks in the fleet were also old, despite the fact that my father was periodically traveling for new ones. The heatboat, on which I first sailed on the Volga, was from the past century, wheeled. I remember the oak cutting panels in a restaurant and a car with long shadows. Then I sailed along the rivers on various boats and heatways, and they were always old, covered with dozens of layers of peeling paint. I don’t remember any flight on a new plane. They were always weak, lost and old. What LAZY, that Ikarus, Liaz and now here are all kinds of Manas, Iveco, etc. All are old. Houses, new buildings, in a couple of years become sloppy and old. The roads are broken and old. I am old myself. But I wasn’t always like that, but everything around me was always old. Even the things I once did, the trees I planted, are all old. And only my kids are still new and young.

<xxx> yyy: here is my accountant once told me
<yyy> throw it in ;)
<xxx> yyy: I ask him why he has such a big car
<yyy> a small MPH? and :)
<xxx> he drives it only from home to work and back
<xxx> and he said to me, “and I have two of them at all”
<xxx> said, there is a second, small
<xxx> and he was driving it all the way.
<xxx> and came once to negotiate a deal
<xxx> with some telecom
<xxx> came, discussed with aunt from that company, all cool
<xxx> go to the parking lot
<xxx> she looked at his car and then the contract broke :)
<yyy> remind one story in the innet "I can’t dismiss the boss. She’s pizzing, but she’s coming to work on a bicycle! We are also a bank!" :)))
<xxx> he was so upset that he went and bought himself the most miserable car from the most expensive.

Recently there was a celebration of nano-technology:
P24 shows the opening of the black box. The dictator (from the word "do not be silent, fox, dictate something") tells about the opening of the box with the help of special means, and on the frames, at the same time, two guys drill the box... And then our representative there broadcasts something to the invited savages, and in front of him a specialist with a calm face (everyone in his head at this time Mozart or another classic plays) snacks the contacts on the microchip...

The laptop in the metal body after the fall works, but little bended. I am carrying in repair, showing: say, here is a crack, do something.

The Master (with hope)
Should the screen be replaced?

No, he works

and exactly?

and exactly.

(With a shattering hope)
Per the keyboard is swinging?

In general, we went with the note to another workshop away from sin!

We lie down with a guy, watch the movie "Unstoppable". After one of the explosive scenes I say:
The explosion really makes things better.
Yes, now I will explode the petard after sex.

If necessary, the Chinese watt can take any value. Like Cosinus in time of war.

When trying to download a scan of the textbook before the exams, it was misleadingly transferred to a website about the rest in the Maldives. All, say goodbye to the discounted drainage pipes, professional access and online earnings, child car seats and foreign language courses for retirees... Now I’m being pursued on every page of the Maldives, the Caribbean and other Hawaiian islands. Could, really, spit on the session, hand over the records in the maculature and for the money earned by this to go to the VIP resort?

xxx: The programming tool should look like this:
to stand on four balls, at an angle of 30%, the trunk should turn somewhere from one edge, the rain should lie on the side, because it is not necessary. Guirlandes should blink with all colors except the RGB palette. And the tree tree should not support the tree balls of the model below 2003, and the guirlandes below 2001. Gifts should only be placed on the south side, because the tree will not work.

Here they all say: Deadpool, Deadpool.Moll he breaks the fourth wall and turns to the spectators (readers).We have in Russia for a long time.

The victim is a white man. Apparently caught to death.

The officer! This m¥dock shouted spoilers to Star Wars.

So we write: "Suicide"

cagüentó: The only time I really got the obsessive comments the hell knows how many of my ex-husband's unclean aunt, hiding that there are no children, and I would go to put the candle to the madonna, and the straw to keep under the mattress, I asked if this madonna helps professional unemployed, like her niece, and where should they put that straw?

The news:
The Dutch Museum is going to change the names of paintings, which contain words such as "Negro", "Indian", "Dark" and the like. About 200 names have been changed.

The commentary:
"Man and woman" will be tolerantly called "Person and individual".

Your people who write this site and modeled came to it from the phone?
Holding in my right hand and leafy with my thumb, I noticed that once I would put the citations of the banana.