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 21.12.2015
<xxx> yyy: here is my accountant once told me
<yyy> throw it in ;)
<xxx> yyy: I ask him why he has such a big car
<yyy> a small MPH? and :)
<xxx> he drives it only from home to work and back
<xxx> and he said to me, “and I have two of them at all”
<xxx> said, there is a second, small
<xxx> and he was driving it all the way.
<xxx> and came once to negotiate a deal
<xxx> with some telecom
<xxx> came, discussed with aunt from that company, all cool
<xxx> go to the parking lot
<xxx> she looked at his car and then the contract broke :)
<yyy> remind one story in the innet "I can’t dismiss the boss. She’s pizzing, but she’s coming to work on a bicycle! We are also a bank!" :)))
<xxx> he was so upset that he went and bought himself the most miserable car from the most expensive.

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