Children conceived in a corporation automatically become employees of the company

Mommy pairs real unsuccessful cocktails (m) - Mommy (I) - I :)
Listen to the Sash.
I don’t want to thank.
Eat I said.
I don’t want to eat cakes.
Eat it or do it for the new year.
I am a fucking :(

You are boring!
Habit to be precise is not boring.
I am fucking. I am bored.

The world station in the ocean, GLONASS there, there is a suspicion that all of us are filled with space, and underwater bases are being built in silence! What do you know about 2012?

In Copenhagen, 20 years ago, owners of small shoe shops exhibited demonstration pairs of shoes right on the street. Then refugees from Africa and Palestine came to Denmark, and only one shoe from the pair was put out on the street to avoid being stolen. Then the Russians arrived, and the shoes had to be cleaned inside the shops – because our got to steal first, and then the second set out of a pair of shoes.

Born in Odessa. I went to my wife in the postpartum room. I stand waiting for two young nurses to speak, showing in every way that I have a question, they do not respond to interruptions. The nurse sees this situation:
Ladies and gentlemen, pay attention to the young man.
And what to pay attention to him, he is already busy.

Sometimes I don’t want to leave Motherland Odessa... it’s a pity that it’s getting less and less.

Today in St. Metro Politech descends on the rails and with the words: "@#$! It’s going to be faster!" it’s going to be a bit faster!))
Following him immediately the duty and ment.)
I was crying)

My husband told me who is now in the army. His grandparents are constantly crushing in playstation 2. And here is some check on the nose and the question arises: "Where to hide?" And they have such a ceiling with squares that can be moved away. decided there. Grandfather goes up the stairs, moves the same square, after 5 seconds in complete confusion descends down, moves the staircase somewhere in the corner, moves the square and gets from there... an old shade covered with a layer of dust! There were two cartridges and a joystick. There was no adapter. This people is indeed invincible.

The stage.
I opened Mayakovsky. I read the 1st verse. I thought "What an interesting futurism"
It was >_<

I go into the office. What a shit, everybody notices me, everybody greets me...I sit down for the computer, sure! There is no internet.

From the Harry Potter fanfare:
"Harry Potter is an ordinary boy but one day he will be raped"

And now guess where the mistake is =))

I am in the store. To catch what?
-Yes, take cookies "Bolshevik"
A package leak?
- one
Is it so little?
It is not delicious.

Creol: My brother killed me last night.
Creol: This is a question to be asked at 2 o’clock at night: “Antoch, do you regret your hand at least once?” andquot;
Creol: Sleep for a long time

XXX: Have you broken up?
YYY: I was scratching!

in contact with one rock band in the section "about yourself":
- If you come to the C**ck concert in dark glasses, it will be a little darker than if you come without dark glasses.
For 521 years before the formation of C**ck, Bartolomeu Diaz reached Cape of Good Hope.
In the non-existent film "10 Days Before Return" Anton T., a bassist, played the main non-existent role.
The pigeon has a harsh look.

TK aka Dohlik, 20.12.2010 23:06:24:
He listens to rock, looks at anime about pidders, dreams that the pidders lash her virginity, comes up with erotic stories, photographs himself naked and sends all his photos... and after all this considers himself a believer and a fool doesn’t give...here’s the logic?? to

frR: "What if it was a whisper?" - 95% of students thought after learning about Google's voice search

Batia_Ebet is: Ku! What are the plans for the NHS???)
Homut_Nepogoda is sex! and sex! and sex! and sex!
Batia_Ebet: I see you decided to meet the year of the rabbit ?

I am :
"Good to you (14:46:34 20/12/2010)
Let yours think who will be a rabbit or a cat (Crazy)

orange (14:50:43 20/12/2010)
Can I be the Doppler Effect?

forik77: Hi, interested in an apple phone, can I turn-check it?
4 Katilo: Not the question, where will we meet?
forik77: considering nick, let in a popular place