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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №153464
 21.12.2019
It was 7-8 years ago, my grandfather was a veteran of the WOW in 1924. R., lived then with his granddaughter (my cousin) with his family. As it is believed on the New Year bought presents for her child, and did not forget about grandfather. And now is the New Year’s Eve, the children with whispering and shouting are dealing with gifts. From the face of my sister.

Father Christmas has brought you a gift.

How did he know I live here?

I think about myself: "young man, supports the legend of Santa Claus"

He knows everything about everyone.

Santa has never given me gifts in my life.



Sitting down and crying...

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №153463
 21.12.2019
The adoption of new laws makes life easier for those who adopt them.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №153462
 21.12.2019
After graduating from the Kaliningrad Polytechnic in 1984 as a technician-electric, I worked on the distribution in Altai in the forest farm. And as we were looking for a short on one street, it was asked by the forestry house and from a short switched out the seals at us.

Everyone was asked to turn off the food.

The idea is simple, alternately after enabling to check the KZ at home.

Including, anyway, there are KZs, the next floating inserts naturally flew to their paradise. Again, they went around, checked everything, but there people are clever and even twisted the traffic jams, and the traffic jams were completely "yellow", in the houses there were rosettes asked by the counter.

So, we go, look, everything is turned off, and KZ is there. We are already borrowed, tired, angry to impossibility.Soon the end of the working day, and we can't find one shortcut all day. They warned that "happiness will be worse" if the "left" connectors are not turned off.

We take two nails and insert them into the clamps.

Crossed, the rubber up. The nails burned to the raspberry color, then cooled.The nails were pulled out of the clamps, the calibrated protectors were placed at 100 ampères, everything is okay.

Go to watch. And on the street, the bathroom is already dampened.There the self-propelled apparatus was on hollow electricity.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №153461
 21.12.2019
– Veniamin Illarionovich, the dearest! Why do you load bricks?! to
- Unfortunately, dear Ivan Nikolaevich, in our hospital now there is an acute shortage of personnel... And you, as the chief doctor, should be well aware of this...
and yes! You are a surgeon! The Surgeon!! And the bricks should be loaded by an anesthesiologist!!! Your business is cement. The car has just arrived...

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