Scientists tried to find men indifferent to porn, but did not find it"

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Nordom: I sat in my house today, scratching old books:
-"The life of plants" in 6 volumes need to commute?
Is it about lineage2 fans?

My daughter insulted me, her husband and her boyfriend. We all sit together, discuss something neutral, the daughter turns to the guy and quietly says to his ear:
My dear, let’s get married.
Why Why? I am so good. With irony, the man responds.
I want to build a family and build a house.
Make your room in order first.

Yesterday watched the discovery and there races told one funny story, in connection with some there accident turned off the lights in the whole city (like New York)...
We began to receive very many calls about the appearance of strange shining objects in the sky and how it turned out that these “shining objects in the sky” were nothing but STARS.

And you all remember the TURBO button, cassette phones and flop drives.

by Umko ©

My washing machine is a living creature endowed with intelligence and untouched imagination.
I washed two of my daddy’s socks and two of my clothes.
When I got things, it turned out that Daddy's socks were pushed into the pockets of Daddy's coat - with one socks in each pocket.
And my socks - in every sleeve of my coft, one socks @@
I am already silent about the fact that when washing the bedroom, all the underwear is always in the underwear.
Forget the machine, the fucking... o_o

All modern relationships are divided into two stages.
1) No, I am not like that, so I will not give you right away.
2) Dear, well, turn off the wave when we have sex.

I cleaned the room here after repair... and found a two-seat boat :)

I pred advertising of cat food....Especially the phrase "Your cat is a puffy homeowner...". How beautiful here the creatives waved the phrase "Your cat is a castrate and he is not interested in anything".

I can’t wait for Tymoshenko to say, “Well, and fuck your Ukraine!I’ll create my estate with blackjack and prostitutes!”
c) The Miracle

The Boss is Funny
I know :?
Muxa: I came up with how storage workers learn to sleep at work. Arrive after lunch at the warehouse. See - Kolya shakes in the household on 3 chairs, took a tape to attach boxes to the paddle, locks. He set fire to the chairs. Until the machine pulled, he didn’t even wake up.
See also: Fig! O_O
This is not all!! He forced other warehouses to pull out the body with the chairs onto the loading platform. And there are customers, drivers, employees of the office... ?
So what about Coke?
Muxa: Kola matured, then cried.) and the rest of the warehouses roasted. Now these fucks sleep on the shelves in empty boxes and you will find them.)

From Asha

1 I just don’t want to sleep.
2 Drink valerian, and go ahead.

1 and my cat, what will he think... suddenly he is about to start...no...

1 he is castrated but strong and extremely convincing

Saintless (23:40:48 20/02/2010)
The speaker from the Olympics now mocked:
The man said he won the gold medal.

Saintless (23:41:29 20/02/2010)
I can’t hear what he says himself.

Saintless (23:42:02 20/02/2010)
commentator translates: "Yes, I won the gold medal and now I will have to live with it((("

Saintless (23:43:04 20/02/2010)
How will he live with that now? :)

Shera (23:43:28 20/02/2010)
He joins the group of Anonymous Champions.

Saintless (23:44:36 20/02/2010)
Collecting in a circle.

Saintless (23:45:12 20/02/2010)
Hello, my name is Michael, I am an Olympic champion.

Saintless (23:45:27 20/02/2010)
Choir:"Hello, Michael"

Saintless (23:46:29 20/02/2010)
"I crashed and became a two-time champion(("

The xxx:
Girl, do you want to meet?

YYYY :
I am your wife, stupid ?

The xxx:
Oh, sorry, I was wrong by the window :)))))

to this:
Men think of sex every 52 seconds, women think of sex once a day.
One of the comments:
Also interesting, if I have sex with my girlfriend 3 times a day, what does she think about the other 2 times?

She thinks – " you! Better once than three and a half minutes!"

Purga, butterfly, on the road, I overtake as fast as possible, a step, two guys. Both cover their faces as much as possible.

1 - The wind, the wind, you are powerful, you chase the piles of clouds.
2 - The wind, the wind, you are ugly, you would blow in the back, not in the mouth.

No, Andrew, I understand it all.
Exiled from the Institute
Tag: fired from work
What had to be done to get rid of the army?? to

21.02 07:35 Latvian hackers published new data on the incomes of public servants

People, we need to publish the incomes of our civil servants, give in the best.

xxx: We have a football club in Irkutsk "Football". The coach is obviously A. G.

We, in fact, in classical crosses (3x3) there are only 2 levels of difficulty.
thx: "a dumb bot" and "impossible to beat"

I sit behind the compot, in front of me two glasses of beer - to the right and to the left. The husband is crawling in his compass, asking to give him a beer. I ask :
Which is yours?
Close to the balcony and further from the closet.
Rabbit, for my sake he developed a strategy for communicating with people who do not distinguish between right and left! I love.