I bought a chicken, but he is not a chicken.
I’ll tell you the secret of the calyan, it’s not a chicken.
Like the chicken, it is not chicken.

News "In Yakutsk a student raped a 59-year-old pensioner".
First comment: fucking straight Galkin some :)))

Why are you tired of lying down all day long?
YYY - I turn around

He attached a shell found at sea to his ear... A few seconds later they offered a cold beer and cooked corn.

Growing up is when you stop biting the baton you bought.
and no. Growing up is when the son began to bite the baton purchased.

The courier calls.
Please specify the address. There is no such "Cossacks Street" in Moscow.
I: What a street?
The Cossack Nuclear.
OK, the order number?
The courier says the number.
I open and look. I ask: What is the street?
Tagged with: "Courier"
I: Now read again and slowly.
Courier: Co-lo-des-ny... / an uncomfortable pause /... and bl.

I think, even 200 years ago, people said to each other, “Hey, the government has led the country to the shit... not what it was before... this country has not stayed long.”
and 1000 years ago

Anth 11:39
Even 10,000 years ago! "This leader will destroy the whole tribe, the fox."

Talk to Dad about my husband:
Who is there with you? What can work off?
and :)

Comments on “Anti-Tobacco Law” on Rambler.

Well, now we will live better, wealthier, corruption and oppression will disappear, the sewing in the entrances will cease, the factories will work and there will be a paradise in Russia.

From the hub, comment to the topic "how to become a system administrator, a guide for beginners"

F1RST: How to Become a Simple Man: A Guide to System Administrators, Volume 11, edition of Criminal Psychiatry – M: Prospect, 2011 and 1024.

Reply to Mouse

xxx: today bought this mouse, connected in five minutes, everything works, the design is very nice, not pleasant only that the wheel does not talk a lot, and so all the norms.

Connect the mouse for 5 minutes.

Faculty of Philology. A couple in Russian. The teacher has been reflecting indefinitely on the sound and pronunciation of different words in the language. Arriving at the word "cement", he stops, his gaze is filled with cosmic distancing.
Cement is yes. Cement is an important word. Here you will work on the construction, you will need to ask for more cement – and you will know how to ask for it correctly.
Ten pairs of female eyes look at him with a little hidden horror.
And we say, “McDonald’s. The McDonald’s.”

News title: "Governor of the White is ready to participate in the next elections of the head of the region"
I think that for the White Goths, then I understand the meaning of the word "ready" and I think that for the White. And then it turns out that it is still a name.

Dialogue between two friends. The first has lived in Russia, the second in the United States for 10 years.
1st- buy me the arbalet "mark, model" and passed the spare parts by mail.
Do you have an arboretum?
A zombie apocalypse?
So what is the problem with buying?
1 -Yes, he has a tension of more than 43 kg. Importation is officially prohibited.
A total of 43? Bass guitar up to 200 kg.
But you will not shoot from the guitar.
If the zombie apocalypse, then the guitar will be useful.

A: American people, looking at the Chelyabinsk clips, ask what the word “nikhuiyasebe” means. I explain that this is "meteorite" in Russian. Russian is astronomically rich.
B: They have not yet heard of the astronomical term "ahtyzhyobanytynahuy". He just hasn’t arrived yet.

From the announcement on Avito:

Apple iPad 4 Retina 16Gb Wi-Fi
The price is 12,000 rubles.

"The price is low. The party was removed from the customs, without disbursement. There are 13 available. Black and white flowers. ...
Payment at the meeting.
All checks are possible at the meeting.
Call after 22 hours. tk. Speaking at work is not comfortable.
Phone 8 926 666-94-82 Ask Oleg Kydalov"

Our proger has tested various WordPress plugins on the free hosting bcr.by. The sites were mostly filled with all kinds of huts like the Green Elephant. There were 5. Today he was called from bcr.by and asked - nahuya he plants elephants!!!!!!! to

I am angry with my mouse.
XXX: You jump down and he jumps up.
Turn the mouse.
XXX does not work like this.
XXX and red in the eye

1: What kind of shit are you?
Yes, I work in a managerial position, I have money in the family, I close two not weak loans without problems, the apartment is super, the house is fine in a beautiful place, the hands are right where they should be inserted and the tools are eaten, I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I’m not a fan, I do sports, and she says, “If I didn’t fuck so well, I would have left you for a long time.”! to

Here is another story from the life of Maine Kun Varlak.

The Preamble
On the site besides him, another red cat, 6 cats and from 16 to 32 Maine Coon kittens, lives another cute creature in the 64-kilogram format, namely a fragile girl from Central Asia.

Fabula
Once in the summer, persons of non-Slavic appearance began to obsessively offer tracture tiles, tubes and other labyrinths... It was proposed obsessively, with arbitrary penetration behind the calice, lapping women by the hands, etc. While all this was happening to the neighbors, the dog was quietly lying down, only strangling the remnants of the ears and something about herself, such as "Ponahali".

And here is the historical moment, the calf opened up and the avant-garde in the number of three eagles broke into the territory, proclaiming the air with screams of "the most expensive tile is inexpensive for you, beautiful woman".

...neighbors then told the picture for a long time, when they flew out on a pair of Jara and Varlak for a meeting with the reef, the haw and the wild mew, and the "dear guests" politely disappeared with screams, where the "sheitan" was bluntly guessed, "demans", "fso braai" and "brother, don't uizja, mine wazmi".